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I drove to Seward to visit with my favorite homies!! We played with remote control cars and ran around the parking lot like we were children 😋

#Seward Alaska #the drive was so nice #do I miss that town? sometimes #will you catch me moving back there? hell no lol #yes I looked like a q-tip the whole day #I need to brush my hair lol

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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how fucking arrogant can you be to think any eugenics program could ever weed out “fascist genetics”. even if the “dark triad” was a reliable precursor to fascist ideology and even if “dark triad traits” could be reliably linked to genotype (they aren’t and they can’t be), how fucking far to jupiter are you if you think you can remove it from a population of seven billion, let alone in some “anarchist” manner? how do you programmatically sterilize anyone in an “anarchist” manner?

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Why don't more non-binary people dress like the person from the bathroom sign

You can't tell me one pant leg and half a dress wouldn't slay

#okay go off #nonbinary #i’m wheezing

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the establishment fears this.

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everyone should be weirder about their ocs more.

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trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

#damn you’re right #can’t argue with that

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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rarity does commission work

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if they made a clue movie today it would have the characters realizing they’re in a board game 20 minutes in and the rest of it is them teaming up with the humans playing them to travel back in time to stop the original murder or some shit

#I would watch that #can we get Tim Curry to be a part of the cast still? #op your brain is so big and beautiful

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I want to hold the word in my hands... just to know how you feel

I want to know every secret of the universe... just to understand the complexity of your smile

I want to stand atop the galaxy and have a birds eye view of everything in all of existence.... just to know that you are always well

But I am only a man, and you are my most intimate unknown

#🫰😔🫰 #I am obsessed with the way you write #go off king #poetry

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I went out with a few homies and did trivia this past week. Yeah, we didn’t finish in first place, but we ate the raddest vegan burgers and learned that the world is weird and beautiful.

The theme was galactic trivia (Star Wars, Star Trek, Dune, and Space Lit.)

#if anyone is in anchorage this summer #hmu and join our goofy trivia team