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Mary likes to embarrass people
Some people consider this “cute” or “smart” but personally, I just consider it cruel, abusive, and nasty.
Some examples:
“I agree, I’m the best thing that could have happened to you.” John fumbles and hesitates and thoroughly bungles his proposal to Mary. Mary laughs, finishes his sentences for him, and insincerely apologises for having laughed.
“The famous blog, finally!” Mary dramatically reading out excerpts of John’s blog, which embarrasses him (he explicitly tells her to stop and she doesn’t), then calls him out on shaving off the moustache that Sherlock didn’t like, giggling at him when he denies it.
“I’m not John; I can tell when you’re lying.” Here Mary embarrasses them both in saying that she is more capable of reading Sherlock than John is, and that she, unlike her gullible husband, isn’t as easily fooled. Nice! Two birds, one stone.
“He mentions him all the time to me. He never shuts up about him.” Mary, brutally rubbing in something which almost certainly isn’t true, in the face of Sherlock’s obvious jealousy. She says this, confirms it, then watches his discomfort with unholy glee.
“What is that?!” Mary wants to know, referring to the tyre lever John puts down his jeans just before going into the drug den to rescue Isaac Whitney. Why this question, to Captain John Watson, of all people? Obviously John can handle himself, yet Mary insists on trying to embarrass him over this, demeaning his choice. Gross.
“You’ve been reading John’s blog. The story of how you met.” Mary announces this in the midst of Sherlock apparently newly revived from a serious drug overdose/suicide attempt, humiliating him in front of all those present, including John, as to what Sherlock was thinking about at the time of his would-be death. This, for me, is the most unforgivable thing on this list. Sherlock overdoses, is woken up in the presence of his best friend, brother, and supposed friend, and what does the latter do? Not-so-subtly lets everyone present know that he’s desperately in love with her husband. Thanks, Mary! That will definitely help him right now! Look at that smirk. Bitch.
There are so many more examples. Mary is not cute and lovable. Mary is that girl from school who knew how to say things that were funny to the group and made the victim’s skin crawl with humiliation or stinging shame. Mary is a manipulative, cruel bully. And on top of it, she’s a murderer.
Other “highlights” among my many Mary posts, lol: here, here, here, here, and here. Well, those are the longer ones, mostly. :P
@ravenmorganleigh, @happierstill, @snogbox1, @starrla89
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Sherlock is right. Why your logic is so blind? I mean Sherlock is the most cruel in the show and you say Mary is evil?
Or your logic only works on Mary?
Mary likes to embarrass people
Some people consider this “cute” or “smart” but personally, I just consider it cruel, abusive, and nasty.
Some examples:
“I agree, I’m the best thing that could have happened to you.” John fumbles and hesitates and thoroughly bungles his proposal to Mary. Mary laughs, finishes his sentences for him, and insincerely apologises for having laughed.
“The famous blog, finally!” Mary dramatically reading out excerpts of John’s blog, which embarrasses him (he explicitly tells her to stop and she doesn’t), then calls him out on shaving off the moustache that Sherlock didn’t like, giggling at him when he denies it.
“I’m not John; I can tell when you’re lying.” Here Mary embarrasses them both in saying that she is more capable of reading Sherlock than John is, and that she, unlike her gullible husband, isn’t as easily fooled. Nice! Two birds, one stone.
“He mentions him all the time to me. He never shuts up about him.” Mary, brutally rubbing in something which almost certainly isn’t true, in the face of Sherlock’s obvious jealousy. She says this, confirms it, then watches his discomfort with unholy glee.
“What is that?!” Mary wants to know, referring to the tyre lever John puts down his jeans just before going into the drug den to rescue Isaac Whitney. Why this question, to Captain John Watson, of all people? Obviously John can handle himself, yet Mary insists on trying to embarrass him over this, demeaning his choice. Gross.
“You’ve been reading John’s blog. The story of how you met.” Mary announces this in the midst of Sherlock apparently newly revived from a serious drug overdose/suicide attempt, humiliating him in front of all those present, including John, as to what Sherlock was thinking about at the time of his would-be death. This, for me, is the most unforgivable thing on this list. Sherlock overdoses, is woken up in the presence of his best friend, brother, and supposed friend, and what does the latter do? Not-so-subtly lets everyone present know that he’s desperately in love with her husband. Thanks, Mary! That will definitely help him right now! Look at that smirk. Bitch.
There are so many more examples. Mary is not cute and lovable. Mary is that girl from school who knew how to say things that were funny to the group and made the victim’s skin crawl with humiliation or stinging shame. Mary is a manipulative, cruel bully. And on top of it, she’s a murderer.
Other “highlights” among my many Mary posts, lol: here, here, here, here, and here. Well, those are the longer ones, mostly. :P
@ravenmorganleigh, @happierstill, @snogbox1, @starrla89
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THIS IS MONEY YATO
Money Yato is very rare and only appears once every 1,000 years.
Reblog Money Yato and you’ll never be short on money ever again.
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
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kind of funny that amanda abbington does and says everything that would make her one of those women that tumblr worship (and rightly so) but a fictional character that she plays ‘gets in the way’ of a popular ship so most of tumblr hate her 👍
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Fandom: *looks at a great female character*
Me: please don't do it
Fandom: *mischaracterizes and demonizes her for the sake of a popular homosexual ship*
Me: oh my god
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They are people who cannot separate the actor from the her character. They hate Amanda because for them is Mary herself. Their level of obsession for Sherlock is so high and the worst isn´t that this person write those things, no, is that there are people who read what she write and say that she catch perfectly Martin and Amanda as if she knew them personally or live with them. Just WTF!! And they justify saying that Amanda speak bad against Sherlock fandom but they forget that all members of Sherlock spoke bad of Johnlock. Martin, Ben and even Mark Gatiss who is gay! And they do not say anything against them!! That shows how sick this fandom is.
If you write a personal fanfiction about an actors personal life, you must be a very lonely, hateful person.
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Love it! Sherlolly and Johnary!!
Imagine John & Mary going on a double date with Sherlock & Molly and them take super cute selfies together.
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martin freeman googles: how to stop benedict cumberbatch being mentioned in all of my fucking interviews
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Here are a handful of things I like about John Watson (appearance category)
his long, long, luxurious eyelashes
his multi-colored eyes
his delicate hands
THE JUMPERS
his consistently beautiful shoes
BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT
his face is so expressive, particularly his mouth and his eyebrows
LIPLICKING (his tongue is cute okay sue me)
THIS IS A PARTIAL LIST; PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD ON
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자전거 가르쳐주는 엄마아빠 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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“If anyone could actually keep him under control, it would be her” LOL
Yeah! she can keep him under control here...wait no, she can´t it was Yamato.
This gives me life.
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