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#they're helping! #kitty!

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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead

#shit that'd be useful #i'll raise it with my gyno in july

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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

#beary good

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

#turns out i'm a sorcerer #food

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I keep on thinking 'man people are staring at me, are they being homophobic or...?' and then I remember I have this pattern shaved into my legs

#FASCINATING #gender stuff

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Aww yeah finally hit 5k for the month XD;; Just worked on Sweet Things for the month! Tonight 1,441, total 36,500 even!

January: 9,527 (Sweet Things: 6,777, An Interview: 2,750)

February: 4,383 (Sweet Things: 2,018, An Interview: 522, Karlach meets a bat: 1,843)

March: 4,111 (Sweet Things: 3,775, An Interview: 336)

April: 6,465 (Sweet Things: 6,465)

Current WIPs: Sweet Things on 36,500 even, 'Karlach meets a bat' still on 1,843.

Session quote:

He's made it to the Upper City now, through the warren of back streets and empty buildings. When he emerges into the Wide, it's bittersweet; the colour and noise and smells are overwhelming, the sheer vibrancy and life of the place. He should be here with Wyll and Karlach, a homecoming to a city that should have embraced them, instead of roaming between stalls and tents alone and empty-handed. Still, it's almost enjoyable, shopping in the sunshine. He flirts with merchants, examines merchandise he's not seen in two centuries with a glint in his eye. He has gold; it flows freely, and so do tongues. He picks up gossip on the latest doings of the upper crust, the most recent scandals, and smiles as he thinks that when he's the Vampire Ascendant, he'll rip the throats out of every last one of those hypocritical, slimy patriars. (Wyll would put him down as a monster. Perhaps he would be right to.)

#ry writes stuff #the pale elf

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#it's gonna be may

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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

#my dorks #he has nearly tripped me up SO MANY TIMES

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#it's gonna be may

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Favorite excerpts from online reference material on my favorite normal Dr Who novel, The Blue Angel

#i goddamn. i goddamn adore the blue angel #i read the script version long before the actual book #but it is an absolute peak experience #highly recommended just don't expect to fully understand it #doctor who

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#gently rests reblog on a flat padded surface in a climate controlled room #tumblr

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shirt that says I Got My Top Surgery at the 4077th MASH

#oh i am so doing that #mash #gender stuff

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by NyeIgneous [ X ]

#cozy #baldur's gate 3 #the first druid

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#just finished her majesty's royal coven #and the fucker ended on a cliffhanger! #books

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why did cytherea spare gideon when she killed jeannemary?

#ah. #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth spoilers #moving image

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found object horoscope

#i will gladly accept a small blue butterfly #corvidcore #astrology

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i wish birds brought ME presents

#corvidcore #crow stash #like literally a crow stash