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EXACTLY

Louis Garrel.

I’ve just watched Little Women (2019) and I can’t understand how some people could like Jo and Laurie more than Friedrich and Jo.

First off (a bit unrelated) : FRIEDRICH (aka Louis fucking Garrel) IS SO PRETTY IT MAKES ME WANT TO BAWL MY EYES OUT

Second off: Laurie and Amy are wayyy too cute together let them be.

Third off: Louis. Garrel.

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I have found the best ally

Straight and cis people will say that they are allies, but you will NEVER measure up to my dentist.

Me: "Hey, is it ok if I can change my name on my info from [DEADNAME] to Sai?"

Random woman that I wasn't even talking to in the chair next to me: "Honey, if that's the name you had at birth, [DEADNAME] is your only name."

My dentist, very slowly turning her rolley chair towards the woman: "Shush."

Random woman: "Excuse me?"

Destist: *closes privacy curtain while staring bullets at the lady*

Me: *pissing myself laughing*

My dentist while changing my name in my info (reminder that English is not her first language, she immigrated from Russia): "There, Sai, you have pretty boy teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon."

Me not having the heart to tell her I'm not transmasc but I'm Agender, and still pissing myself laughing: "Thank you [DENTIST NAME]."

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

#🔁🚩❗💗🟫

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this is what it feels like to earn all 3 badges tbh

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shouldn't have told me that, you are getting spammed random person

:D Feel free to spam boop me

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🔁🔁

no im not sorry for the spam booping everyone

get BOOPED MOTHERFUCKERS!

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get booped idiot :3

boop me i dare you

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THEN SO ARE YOU

GET BOOPED YOUR ALL GETTING BOOPED

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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you cannot tell me Crowley didn't invent Tumblr Booping because he so did

#good omens #crowley #boop

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I am truly just booping everything I see. idc if I know them, idc if we are mutuals. if I perceive them they get booped. if I was actually a cat I would be insufferable.

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Reblog if you are okay with people giving you lots of boops!

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so-called "free thinkers" when there's a boop button

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REALLY? POOR YOU DUDE

ALSO DID I MENTION I'M SICK? AGAIN

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Reblog if you've ever stayed up all night to read a fanfiction about dead gay wizards on a School night