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leaving my hibernation to post this
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[ID: a screenshot of the TMAGP 12 transcript that reads, "Sam: You know it's rude to eavesdrop?" / Alice (normal again) You know it's rude to have absolutely no game?" /end ID]
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get his ass
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Hello archivist
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hello lgbt community
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[ID: A Reddit post from r/TwoSentenceHorror, by u/Purpleclipse100. It reads,
My boss, knowing I intended to kill him, blurted out “I know this is poisoned, I can smell the almonds.” I regarded him with confusion as I pulled out a fucking gun.
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Melanie King s3 alternative ending
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[ID: Digital fanart of the Admiral cuddling with an old model of computer. Jon is in the screen. The Admiral is sitting partly on the keyboard, smiling and purring while Jon smiles back, putting one hand on the taskbar and pressing the other palm against the inside of the screen. There are green heart emojis between them and a green sticky note with an eye drawing on the side of the computer.
Character design: Jon is brown-skinned with long, wavy, graying hair. He has green glowing eyes on his face and around him. He wears a green sweater. The Admiral is a light brown cat with lighter patches of fur on his chest, paws, and tip of tail.
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if there’s a georgie in this universe do you think……..
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His punching bag swag has captivated me
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[ID: Digital drawing of Gerry and Gertrude from The Magnus Protocol. Gerry is a thin white man with grown-out dyed black hair and blonde roots. His hair is in a bun with a pencil and stained paintbrush stuck in it. He wears an open red overshirt, grey jeans, and a black t-shirt with bleach painting on it that reads “Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Keay”. He is holding a mug and biting his lip, looking slyly to one side. Gertrude is an old white woman with silver hair. She wears a red cardigan, blue shirt, and grey skirt, with spectacles on a chain perched on her nose. She looks in the same direction as Gerry, frowning disapprovingly. End ID.]
“my grandson” 10 hour compilation tbh
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[ID: A digital drawing of Sam from The Magnus Protocol on a gray background. He is a fat Arab man with brown skin and short curly black hair and a mustache and body hair. He's wearing dark red boxers and a cream robe hanging off one shoulder and black earrings. He's sitting slouched with his hands in his lap and his head tipped back slightly, hair ruffled. His eyes are closed and his cheeks are flushed, and little bubbles pop near his head. He looks very sleepy. end ID]
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i am SO glad i already had this sleepy sam on hand. i was gonna post it with a matching alice but i suppose she will simply have to wait
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[ID: A ten-panel comic of Alice, Gwen, Sam, and Colin from The Magnus Protocol. Alice is at her computer as it reads a case, saying “Soon will the moment of reckoning come—” and she interrupts to say “oop! No thanks, Augustus </3”. She gets up from her desk and calls to Gwen who sighs in response and says “What is it, Alice?” Alice replies “Gwen do you think swans would be Tories.” Gwen says “What.” and Alice proceeds “You know, because the Crown owns them.” Raising an eyebrow, Gwen says “I don’t think swans would respect the processes of a constitutional monarchy, Alice.” Alice says “Nah, they’d be total bootlickers.”
Interrupting, Sam says “I think ducks would vote for Labour. They’re very polite and they’d want robust healthcare and education for their ducklings.” Alice looks amused while Gwen silently regrets the trajectory of her life. Coming in the door, Colin says “I think geese would be anarchists.” Alice turns to him and asks “How did you hear this vitally important discourse from out there, exactly?” to which Colin says “I didn’t. Why, what were you talking about?” End ID.]
i mean if wishful thinking can turn something into a workplace comedy once it can do it twice right. everyone’s gonna stay fine forever. right
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This episode had me so flustered I don’t even know why!!!!
[ID: Three drawings of the artist sitting on a couch with headphones on and a cat in their lap. The first drawing is of them listening contently with a hand on their cat. An arrow pointed at them reads “listening to magp 6” referring to the sixth episode of The Magnus Protocol. The second drawing has them shooting up in their seat, a blush on their surprised face. Their cat is scared by the sudden reaction. From their headphones a speech bubble reads “Celia [speaking]: Lena, these little donuts are amazing! Where do you get them?”
The last drawing on the bottom is a closeup of the artist, the blush taking over their face. Their internal thoughts say “Sam, if you don’t romance this woman, I will!” with a faded lesbian flag behind the text. \End ID]
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[Image Description: Two drawings of Gwendolyn Bouchard, from The Magnus Protocol. The first is colored pencil, the second is digital art. Besides medium, the two pictures are very similar. In both, Gwen is shown from the thighs upwards, at an angle slightly above the viewer so she is looking down on the viewer. She stands with one hand on her hip and the other hand holding a plastic cup of coffee with a straw. She is taking a sip of the coffee and looking at the viewer with an expression of mild disdain. She is portrayed as a fat woman with pale skin, blue eyes, and strawberry blonde hair in loose ringlets. Gwen is wearing a blue short-sleeved blouse with a keyhole collar, a purple pencil skirt, and has blue nail polish on her fingernails. End Description.]
GWEN: You could at least pretend you weren’t talking about me.
Reference from @adorkastock . I couldn’t decide which version I liked better, so you get both.
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[ID: Screenshot of a Reddit post from r/TwoSentenceHorror. It reads,
“Ah finally, I’m all alone,” I said to myself as I sat in my bedroom at midnight. “No your not.” said Knife Guy.
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needles core
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[ID: Screenshot of a YouTube comment by @ malaizze that reads, “Jonny ‘Why Do The Fans Find My Monsters Hot’ Sims explaining why the Yandere ASMR avatar is absolutely necessary.” End ID]
havent listened to the episode yet what the FUCK does this mean
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Jon doodle based off this reference photo
[ID: A pencil doodle on graph paper of Jonathan Sims from the Magnus Archives with a cat on his shoulders. \End ID]
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