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I’ve started listening to malevolent, and like, it’s good, but this bitch ass Arthur is such a wimp. Jonathan Sims casually tried to cut off his finger (I like to imagine it’s his left pointer cause he’s just that stupid /aff) and was sad when it DIDNT work, and ended up removing two ribs and giving one away for a quick snack. It wasn’t even a GOOD statement. Meanwhile Arthur over here starts flipping out at the mere idea of biting off a little tip of his pinky, he doesn’t even have to feel it, and it grows back anyway. bitch get good.

#malevolent #the magnus archives #Jonathan sims #arthur lester #don’t get me wrong #I’m not hating on Arthur here #(too much) #and am enjoying malevolent #just like #it’s so funny to me #that this man was so #worried about a single finger #and in TMA we get lovely scenes #like Melanie walking in on Jon trying to chop #of his finger #and is just like wtf #I petition to make Arthur more chaotic

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Jon in S4 hospital bed coma:

Elias at his bedside, sobbing: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed

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i'm sorry it will never not be funny to me that within the first 7 episodes of the magnus protocol, gwen implied lena was socially inept in front of her new employee, admitted to wanting to steal her job, suggested she was incompetent, and blackmailed her using footage of a failed murder attempt. jonah magnus would have made you relive your worst trauma for far, far less. instead lena gave her a god damn promotion and free tips on dealing with the horrors. human equivolent of a punching bag. why am i the only one aware of what a loser she is

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Here’s my first contribution to the TMA community in over two months

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ive been the sam/jon parallel’s most loyal soldier since day one so naturally ive been thinking about how’d they interact with each other and i truly regret to inform you all that i think the euphoria of having somebody else on that beholding’s special guy wavelength would override the little amount of self preservation both of them have and lead to disastrous consequences

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"you aren't becoming a tma avatar you're just dehydrated"

Well first of all fuck you and second of all, that's not very 'live laugh love' of you

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Mr bonzo and Alice (prolly)

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i think this is worse than the mr bonzo coquette edits

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I have a personal theory that if there's even the same system of fears, the OIAR would be serving the web, not the eye

Just something that feels right considering how totally uninterested in the statements everyone but Sam (and partially Gwen, although her motivation doesn't look like curiosity to me at this point) is and how the organization is taking real active action

Idk. I'm not sure if the fears are gonna have the same pallette even, or if they'll merge into new shapes

But there's a feeling of being dragged into a conspiracy rather then passively observing until you get caught peeping

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When your friend gives you a lined notebook as a gift, you go back to your roots and draw in it.

They also got me into TMA so it’s only fair that I fill the entire thing with fanart and reckless pen lines.

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WAS RELISTENING TO TMA

OH MY GOD

is the event where the statements were leaked in 1999 in the tma universe the same event where the institute burned down in 1999 in the tmagp universe???

(from MAG-068)

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I love how the fans heard “at least it wasn’t both legs” and immediately went with amputee Sam. But I won’t lie I thought it was reference to like that one time he tried to do a kick flip to impress her, ate shit, broke his leg, and she had to take him to the ER

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You know, the genius part of the TMAGP April Fool’s joke is that there’s several steps to it.

1. Protocol episode?? I thought they were on hiatus!

2. A fluff episode? And it’s an hour long? That seems strange…

3. Oooh, nice intro!

4. ….nice, long, intro?

5. Skip ahead. And ahead. And ahead.

6. Realize the date. Moment of shame for being thoroughly got.

7. Skip through the rest just to double check. It’s all Bonzo.

8. Then: remember this is Jonathan Sims you’re dealing with. And it is just feasible enough for him to hide something somewhere within this mind numbing hour of clown music.

9. You have a decision to make. Either potentially miss out on discovering a secret……. or spend the next hour in auditory hell.

10. Spend the next hour in auditory hell. Second round of gotcha, but at least now you’re sure there’s nothing you missed.

11. ….unless-

To conclude, Jonathan Sims is an evil, evil man and I applaud his manipulation of our own mistrust

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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

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peter lukas listens to mitski

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What if Gerry knew Jon from Jon's college band days when he would go wandering at night to get away from his mother and wandered into the pub they were playing at? What if Gerry had a crush the kind of kind of gangly guy who had long, nimble fingers on strong, hands and a perpetually chapped lower lip that got caught between slightly upper teeth when he ripped out a heavy bass solo. What if Gerry was thinking about talking to him and had finally worked up the courage to do so one night but a confident black woman with a million micro braids in her bob brushed past him and greeted Jon, one hand coming up to rest on the sliver of skin peeking out between Jon's tee and the waistband of his ratty jeans? What if Gerry thought Jon was straight and, before he had time to find out Jon was available and had been looking back, Mary ruined everything by mangling herself with the skin book? What if they both recognized each other when Jon summons Gerry, mere feet away from Julia and Trevor, but neither says anything because what difference does it make? Gerry is dead and Jon might as well be his murderer.