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another Merformers nightbee idea

So one day Bee comes back from his trip to "an after-school meetup with friends" (sneaking out to meet with Nightbird) with a claiming bite he forgot to hide. (nothing sexual, Nightbird just bites to show affection) He's also got a little kiss mark on his head. Almost immediately, everyone's trying to guess who Bee's ittle crush is. They assume someone from his school, to which he giggles at every answer and blushes.

It makes sense for Nightbird to want to bite given her nature. Also biting as a love language >>>>>

Kiss his pudgy head💪

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merformers Nightbee au idea

Nightbird is a barracuda who lives alone in the dark cave that houses the city of Tarn with her creators Megatron and Shockwave. She's not allowed to leave the cave, but she's curious about what goes on in the bustling coral reef city known as Iacon.

Bumblebee is a pudgy goldfish living with his brothers Hot Rod and Cliffjumper, and his creators Optimus and Elita-1. Being the son of the Prime, he's not really permitted to go past the reef out of worry that stray Decepticon pods might hurt him. One day he sneaks out and runs into Nightbird.

They quickly bond over it being their first time seeing, well, everything.

Stop that’s so cute I just imagine a pudgy bee fish bumping into a scary nightbird and rolling backwards from the impact

Maybe the get startled because they both have royal decor (shell bracelets and pearl beads and stuff) but then realize they’re both stuck with the same rules

#transformers #merformers #transformers rarepairs #rarepairs #rarepair ask #nightbee #nightbird #bumblebee

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May I interest you in Dinobotanatrap? Rattrap has two servos (and a million issues). Dinobot and Botanica are both just his type. They both tower over him and bickering is the love language.

Botanica can kick Dinobot’s aft, which is already a point in her favor because he loves a worthy opponent. She’ll also look him right in the optics and say something that will leave him speechless— hostile flirting, if you will.

The three of them will be insufferable; and not only that, but when the bickering stops, they work together seamlessly. Scarily so, like one person. If Unicron ever returns, he won’t be able to overcome the power of petty love.

I love it when polycules are so dysfunctional yet work so well

#transformers #transformers rarepairs #rarepairs #rarepair ask #botanica #rattrap #dinobots #dinobotanatrap

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humanformers (or merformers or dragonformers) Soundshift hcs?

Rubs my hands together and tries to cook

Humanformers

They mostly dress to remain discreet but Makeshift sometimes wants to explore clothing styles and tries drag

Soundwave is the house repairman. When any tech starts fritzing out, Makeshift retrieves him

Makeshift and Soundwave have pride flags in their room as curtains

Laserbeak is their pet crow that Soundwave found after a storm

Makeshift can’t eat fast food it hurts his stomach. Soundwave doesn’t mind, he gets to make food to impress his genderfluid wife

Makeshift has played hollow knight forty times and loves the void creatures. Soundwave in turn draws them for him

Merformers

Idk if this counts but consider soundwave as a siren and makeshift as selkie

They like their quiet times

Soundwave likes swimming in circles around Makeshift

When Makeshift wants something he gives Soundwave the wet cat eyes

Dragonformers

They remind me of nightwings and rainwings from wings of fire

Makeshift would definitely have camouflage abilities

They don’t like when it’s wet it gets all in their scales. A good excuse snuggle up together in their cave

Soundwave was introduced to fruit by makeshift and now enjoys them

Soundwave hates the cold so they both snuggle and warm up

#transformers #humanformers #merformers #dragonformers #transformers rarepairs #rarepairs #rarepair ask #rarepair headcanons #soundshift #soundwave #makeshift

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Okay so when skids finds out he's carrying Nautica and Swerve are both super excited

Nautica's excitedly telling everyone she sees (with skids's permission ofc) that she's expecting. Swerve dashes down the hall to his bar to announce it.

So everyone thinks that Nautica's carrying for a hot minute since she was telling bots she's expecting until they see both Nautica and Swerve wrapped around Skids protectively and snap at anyone deemed dangerous that comes by

Aw that’s cute they’re so excited :3

#transformers #transformers rarepairs #rarepairs #rarepair ask #tw mechpreg #mechpreg #nautiskidswerve #nautica #skids #swerve

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random nautiskidswerve idea I had at 11:35 pm

carrier Skids and sire Nautica and Swerve

Real I love femme sires and carrier mechs

#transformers #transformers rarepairs #rarepairs #rarepair ask #tw mechpreg #mechpreg #nautiskidswerve #nautica #skids #swerve

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Jazz & prowl going about courting bee?

They aren’t sure the little mech would be okay with them because of all the horrible things they’ve done. He’s a true sunshine thats pure and has a whole slue of bots to pick from. Why would he choose them?

Bee ends up charged on high grade and makes a move opening his panels and taunting them like the cute brat he is, “come show me what ya got? Is it true you’re only big up top?”

They can’t pass up a chance like this.

They spike that mini bot thoroughly and are so surprised when he spikes them back too.

I like the idea of them thinking Bee is a sunshine but he’s also been doing crazy shit

#transformers #transformers rarepairs #rarepairs #rarepair ask #valveplug #jazzprowlbee #jazz #prowl #bumblebee

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Jazzprowlbee angst?

Bee sad because he’s not strong or feels third wheel to them knowing he’ll never have the connection they do?

Aw that’s sad. He could feel insecure about a lot of things. He’s not as tall as them, he doesn’t have the same skills as them(even though he’s better elsewhere), he doesn’t feel as attractive as them, he doesn’t feel as loved as them even though it’s all in his head

I got anxiety sometimes and I totally see how her could feel. Big sad

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Help he’s so stupid he doesn’t know what to do

Tarn:Uh..Megatron?Optimus?..I burnt the water..

Megatron/Optimus:Tarn how the frag did you burn the water

Inspired by the Headcanons I asked for from @robot-rarepairs-dotcom / @wyrm-with-a-why (tagging both because it might reach better, idk)

#transformers rarepairs #transformers #rarepairs #rarepair reblog #megatron #optimus prime #tarn #megaoptitarn

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Any hcs for Soundshift?

Yessums✨

Soundwave is a gremlin and crawls on makeshift like a park rock wall

Makeshift is very calm and quiet, shockingly making soundwave quite vocal for once via voice recordings

Soundwave found a genderfluid pride magnet and stuck it onto makeshift and kept doing so for days

Genderfluid wife and his freakish enby spouse

Soundwave likes rubbing his fingers one makeshift. Just because he can

Soundwave makes stupid jokes and Makeshift only gets him to stop by sleeping on the couch

Soundwave jumps on makeshift

#transformers #transformers rarepairs #rarepairs #rarepair ask #rarepair headcanons #soundshift #soundwave #makeshift

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The best thing about being an artist is that I can draw out my own self indulgent fantasies.

This is a continuation of sorts on the aftermath of Grimjet's elopement. This is like way later, so Jetfire's well into his second trimester in two of the pics. Realistically, neither of them have paternal instincts, so Grimlock's pretty freaked out when the sparkling decides to make himself known. I also put a pic of Jetfire eating some beef jerky because his Dinobaby need lots of organic nutrients to build his frame. The last picture is Jetfire and the Dinobaby - who is named Pyro - relaxing together. Thought about including Grimlock, but he's a nightmare to draw.

OH MY GODDDD THAT IS TOO CUTE WTFFFF

#transformers #transformers rarepairs #rarepairs #rarepair ask #tw mechpreg #mechpreg #tfa jetfire #tfa grimlock #grimjet

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Yo you wanna rarepair? Im writing a fan iteration with my own takes on characters/designs and some fucking how tarantulas/blurr is a thing. I i dont know how this happened. I was outlining a chapter and???? Idk man soft earth spark based british spider and his stupid ass speedy boy??? 😭

They’re actually so cute??? Tarantulas started infodumping bc blurr was being nosey and was like i have no idea what you’re saying science man but i like it!

Asdfyu hope fan iteration stuff is ok to send

I love that so much sorry I didn’t see this ask sooner omfg ahhhh

That’s so cute they’re so sillay

#transformers #transformers rarepairs #rarepairs #rarepair ask #tarantulas #blurr #tarablurr

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Hello it is me again, the Soundjack shipper who didn't know this was an official rarepair fhdsjf. I bring more headcanons, just lots of fluff mainly

-Soundjack is legit just the "Small bunny obsessed with giant girlfriend" meme

-Wheeljack has dipped kiss Soundwave. It was mainly as a distraction so he could steal something from him, but now he sometimes does it on occasion when him and Soundwave meet up

-They are both infodumping. Wheeljack rambles on about science and chemistry while Soundwave is gushing about Earth music or memes he found on the internet. Both just listen to each other and get really excited when they hear the other

-Both have picked up on how the other stims and copies it. Soundwave has picked up Wheeljack's knuckle cracking impatient and hand fidgeting stim, while Wheeljack has picked up Soundwave's faint humming.

-Lowkey they give energetic AHDHtsim and quiet autism couple goals hfjkdsf.

-Wheeljack has made Soundwave watch the entire Godzilla and Jurassic Park series. Soundwave in turn has made Wheeljack watch Analog Horror. They both really love the two different Godzilla analog horrors series.

Ugh I love this anon omfg they are so adhdtism and quiet autism I love them and their stupid existence so much

#transformers #transformers rarepairs #rarepairs #rarepair ask #rarepair headcanons #soundjack #soundwave #wheeljack

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human au nightbee hcs?

Sure thing

Nb has beat up a guy for calling Bee fat

They go on arcade dates

Bumblebee likes sleeping in nightbirds clothes. They’re more comfy

Bumblebee for sure asks “would you love me if I was a worm” all the time

Bumblebee loves her hugs sm

After meals they lay on the couch and just vibe for a while

They go in early morning jogs every Sunday

#transformers #transformers rarepairs #rarepairs #rarepair ask #rarepair headcanons #humanformers #nightbee #nightbird #bumblebee

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As Dinobot and Rattrap grow closer, and the lines between platonic, romantic, friend, enemy, and lover blur, Dinobot begins to write simple poems about Rattrap. These poems grow more complex and romantic as they grow closer. Dinobot keeps them in a journal. The final entry is unfinished. It was still a work in progress when Dinobot sacrificed himself. The last actual page of the journal is a quick note written by Primal to remind him to hand the notebook to Rattrap as he believes the rodent might have an interest in the book.

How I imagine the poetry to be like (Billions by Caroline Polachek):

If there’s poetry involved in a ship I am floored you can’t do this to me omfg /pos but that is sadgeeee

#transformers #transformers rarepairs #rarepairs #rarepair ask #dinotrap #dinobot #rattrap

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Dinobot x Rattrap is so funny. Rhinox is like that tiktok audio that's like 'this is your man?' And its rattrap in alt mode eating some old lettuce and banana peels and dinobot lets out the world's heaviest sigh, and responds with yes.

Is that your man?

Yeah that’s mine :3

Look at the screen-

(Also I am so sorry I have never finished more than three episodes of beast wars because the computer we were using burnt out so I don’t really know much-)

#transformers #transformers rarepairs #rarepairs #rarepair ask #dinobot #rattrap #dinotrap

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any hcs for human au soundster?

A few :3

Soundwaves room is dark but neat and Blasters is bright and messy in an oddly organized way. Moving in together made a sunset pallet

They like going for walks in parks, feeding ducks and sharing earbuds

Blaster needs white noise to sleep or he gets paranoid. Soundwave doesn’t mind and actually bought him a stereo

When Blaster gets Soundwave to talk it’s the cutest thing. Soundwave is so excited to infodump and Blaster just gazes dreamily

They’ve had movie dates. Soundwave has cried during some

#transformers #transformers rarepairs #rarepairs #rarepair ask #rarepair headcanons #humanformers #soundster #soundwave #blaster