its so fucked up when kabru takes off his armour and he's literally in tan slacks, brown belt and a turtle neck. this motherfucker rocked up to the dungeon in business casual and you wonder why he's getting his gay ass killed every level
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
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I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.
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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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bone apple teeth
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"Rent should be no more than 30% of household income" is a really funny and roundabout way to say "property owners as a class are entitled to 30% of gross wages"
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katara is one of those impossibly cool people who “has a guy” for everything. like run into any sort of problem and she’s just like “hang on i gotchu. just contact this number and they’ll know what to do.” but half the time that guy is just sokka
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hey its okay.....
.....kosher for pesach dinosaur chickie nuggies
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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes
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Um, actually it says in the rules that if Moses doesn’t come down from the mountain in 15 minutes, you’re legally allowed to make a golden idol. :///
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