He’s so silly!! I want to put him in a small box and shake him vigorously
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i watched A movie.
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An ode to mayhem. Known to all as Herbert West.
So little
So hot
He will fit in a pot
So little
So hot
What a little snot
Written by Dan Cain
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"This badge should be on most work outfits, to notify especially those who push their hands where they shouldn't."
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Doctor Mordrid (1992)
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When I say that I like it when Dan is a little unhinged, I mean not connected to the fucking door frame
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trans mascs rlly see a small homosexual mad scientist and say "yeah... that's me..."
yeah... that's me...
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This is the funniest shit I have ever read
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i also showed jeffrey combs my danbert tomodachi life pics and i said "they're married and have four kids" and jeff went "they're married?!?!" "uh huh and they have four-" "they have FOUR KIDS??" "uh huh" "how did that happen?" and then i explained how babies are made in tomodachi life to jeffrey combs. and then he went "and you just let it keep happening?" "yeah it's funny to me"
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Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but. It definitely makes me believe in something.
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they moved wyll to the center for good pr
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MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR WATCHED RE-ANIMATOR AND SHE LOVED IT!!! I'M SO JOYOUS!!!!
I'm literally so excited abt my research paper, u guys don't understand how happy I am to have a queer teacher who UNDERSTANDS me and my silly hyperfixation.
She tried to get her wife to watch it too, but she only watched like 20 minutes of it.
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i see your kinky astarion and vanilla gale and i raise you vanilla astarion and kinky gale. these mfers be like
astarion: god please can i just have normal sex for once in my life, or even no sex, no sex is good too
gale: i just got so turned on watching you murder demons that i can't think straight, let's fuck in seven dimensions
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Gale and one of my Durges who won't let him have a book until he stops being a brat.
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[ "What is happening to me?" ]
4k bg texture by swzydzn on twitter
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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust
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