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Disco, any Macho Man secrets?

Disco - "Bet. Heh, that grey hair? Yeah, he dyed it like that. Also, he's a complete caffiene addict. The guy loves his coffee and i bet that's how he manages to stay all goody-two-shoes with everyone."

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Have you guys ever gone through stress? Like, to where you need other people?

Joe - "Eh, nah. Not often. Breaking shit is a real good way to throw some a' that out."

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Hey, you guys! Who can everyone tolerate the most out of the group? I'd say best friend, but I have no clue if those even exist in your minds.

Joe - "Hondo's kind of our de-facto leader so i'd say him."

Hondo - "Yeah, pretty much that."

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So, Joe. If normal you has a win-loss score of 1-99, is yours flipped around or is it the same?

Joe - "Hah, OBVIOUSLY it's flipped around-"

Disco - "It's the same. He keeps getting busted for cheating."

Joe - "FUCK OFF, THEY DIDN'T ASK YOU."

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To Sandman, what is the biggest thing you've ever made, cooking wise?

Sandman - "Oh! That's actually a good question...i believe recently it was some sort of layered cake...the Brigade thought i couldn't possibly make a big one but i proved them wrong."

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Okay- I have more questions since I enjoy seeing you guys. Hondo, has there ever been something you were really proud of? And to Aran, do you like any shows or movies?

Hondo - "Heh, that one time i dabbled in graffiti art was pretty cool..." Ryan - "Oh, um...eheh, yeah...Shamrock's a fan of The Triplets of Belleville...As for me, well...uhm, i guess this is a shocking answer from me but uhm...The Godfather..."

Shamrock purrs.

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Hey, boxers! It's me again. Just wanna ask Piston and Joe. Name one good thing about someone in the group without gagging.

Joe - "A'ight, uh...they're all probably good at beating the fuck out of people i guess." Hondo - "That."

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Hey, guys! I just wanna ask, are there any favorite and least favorite foods you have?

Ryan - "Ehehe...uh...i'm a fan of apples...and Sandman can do a really good apple pie~ Really, when it comes to baking, Sandman's definitely one to rely on~ Joe's a fan of baguettes though he absolutely hates escargot. I guess this is expected but Bear Hugger absolutely loves meat...Hondo too."

Sandman - "Well, yeah, that cruel gang really do love my baked goods...no wonder they steal them all the time."

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hi i just discovered this blog and im already loving it thank you

anyway most important question considering how this is a reverse au- JOE. do you still like bread

Joe - "Yeah, i mean, bread's fine I guess. But i'm more interested in the meats you can use for it. Apparently there's some german sausage- Shut up." Disco and Dragon keep quiet, trying not to laugh.

Joe - "...called Bratwurst which is pretty cool as a sandwich meat. There's also this japanese meat- Shut up." Disco and Dragon start snickering, again trying not to laugh. Joe - "...called Wagyu which is crazy expensive so of course i haven't tried it but it must be good if it's that crazy expensive. And also apparently there's some good Irish sausages- SHUT. UP." Disco and Dragon are snickering, trying their hardest not to laugh...but they end up breaking, laughing. Joe - "Of course...well, point is, bread's good but the meat is where it's at."

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Ah lookie here, it's the start of the road to Saint Patrick's Day my dear boxers UwU

Ryan - "A-ah! So it is! How delightful~"

Joe - "Pfft. So?"

Hondo - "15 more days until i can drink like the world's ending." Joe - "...Shit, fair point."

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how were all the boxers’ valentine’s days? did anyone get anything from anyone :)

Ryan - "O-oh! Ehe, well i did get some gifts and chocolate from fans!...Disco told me that one of those gifts is from Joe but...nah, he can't be telling the truth this time, right? I remember Sandman also made some cakes..."

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(lenny face) You sure Jojo?

Joe - "Yes, fuck off. None of your business."

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so, what's everyone gonna do for Valentine's Day?

Joe - "That holiday's fuckin' lame. Next."

Ryan - "E-eep! R-right, that's uh, that's coming up!! I suppose Sandman will be making some chocolates..."

Disco - "Hey, Joe, what's that you got behind your back?" Joe - "NOTHIN', PISS OFF."

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So what did yall get?

Hondo - "Well, Bob Charlie thought it'd be funny to give me manga...so i thought it'd be funny if Bob Charlie got given an angry beehive. Thanks Hugger."

Hugger - "Mm. No problem."

Ryan - "S-someone gave me a whole bunch of books...!! E-even a note with "I love you"...i don't know who sent it...maybe a fan?"

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so Disco, what's with the massive gift?

Disco - "Heh, well, i did get a bit of help..."

Joe unwraps it to see Ryan in a box.

Joe - "Agh?!"

Ryan - "Ah...!! Disco trapped me in here..."

Disco's snickering.

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(brings in a big bag of coals) This is for the dickholes. eNjOy (jumps out through the roof)

Hondo proceeds to create a fire with the coal.

Hondo - "Hah. Stupid bastard didn't know coal's useful." Joe - "Ah, shit, what's this massive gift?" Disco - "Aw, that's from me~ No early peeking!" Joe - "I'll peek if I damn well want to."

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so, seeing that Xmas is coming soon, what you guys are gonna do for this year?

Narcis - "Eheheheheh!~ Aw, Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year! Sandman just makes the most delish gingerbread!...Hey also, have any of you guys seen Ryan? Disco said that he "needed some help" with a gift he was gonna give Joe this year and he hasn't come back!"

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