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All the Presidents of the United States are resurrected in the far future with their last memory being at the point of their death but in refreshed, youthful bodies. They’re dumped on a planet where they are told they must kill each other, Hunger Games style, until only one survivor remains…

#help thats so fucking funny

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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source

#art #embroidery #👀👀👀👀👀👀

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i did not babygirlify that man. look at him. he’s doing it all himself.

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note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol

#doesn't like watermelon #hates both the taste and smell of coffee

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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

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feeling like the health inspector

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Krobus is enjoying the new waterfalls...

#stardew valley

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i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that

#jillian #which i don't hate but

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#eggs in a hole #easy to make and delicious

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On your MOST FOLLOWED blog on Tumblr,

#this blog has been hovering around 2k followers since about 2017 #so I'd assume most of them are inactive

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I am the smile of the worm-cleansed skull. I am the regrets of those who remain, and the restlessness of those are are gone. I am the haunt of mausoleums, the god of graves and age, of dust and dusk. I am Myrkul, Lord of Bones, and you have slain my Chosen. But it is no matter. For I am Death. And I am not the end. I am a beginning.

#bg3 #myrkul

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#me

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#cantaloupe #nasty

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felt inspired by this tweet so. here are some of my favorite line deliveries from this show

#johnny bravo