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never gonna forget this moment from episode 1099. that's referencing something from episode 304!! a full TWENTY-ONE YEARS apart and they're acting like it happened LAST WEEK. "the other day" babes that's two DECADES ago

#detective conan #this sort of shit makes me nostalgic for the BENTO FAX MACHINE

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#puns #cats

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

#also you can't date a libra because that's like dating a bridge or an eiffel tower

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#inuyasha for me 🤣 #i watched mixed subs and dubs in 2005 with episodes cut into three parts on YouTube and Megavideo #half accidentally also excluded digimon and moomins because IMO if pokemon can't be counted here then those can't either #moomins is a bit more cultire specific but still

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it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

#they're ugly as sin and don't even work lol

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Asking out of curiosity

#*unhinged cackling* #let's skew those results...... #《 prev

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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#working class from early 20th century

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okay what did i miss

(yes some of these overlap and some are suppositions. for example if parchment is always used for ephemera, rough drafts, notes, and never re-used or re-purposed, we can also assume that the author is unaware of wax tablets as a concept)

#reblogging as a remainder #writing ref #some of these are obvious to me but some not so much #granted i'm a general historian and not a medievalist

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#i think i would swear #something along the lines of 'ei vittu'

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

#america sounds like such a bizarre place #wow what #that's fucked up #like do the rights work in all signatory and ratified countries? no #but at least someone can point at the paper and say hey dude this is fucked up you don't follow the rules you said you would

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#suomipaskaa #joo siis miks se TUNNIN VITUN JUNA menee muiden edelle

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Mitä jos me alettais yhdistellä suomalaisia sanontoja?

Kuin etsisi lasta pesuvedestä

#mä kuolin #suomipaskaa #siis tikahduin kuoliaaksi #eteenpäin sanoi mummo ojassa

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Nyt riitti

#the moral choice #suomipaskaa

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MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000 

bonus:

#this answer is genius #also #miss congeniality #is a good movie

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Mun lempi asia ikinä on kaikki hassut paikkojen nimet :D

Honarable mentions: Pahanpervonkangas, Kuolema, Paskarasva

#suomipaskaa #i want a fantasy story with these sorts of naming conventions

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Minä kysyn, herrat ja rouvat ministerit, oletteko te vittu tosissanne?

#eduskunnan kyselytunti #suomipaskaa #suomitumblr #suomitumppu