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Crab glasses, for all of your crustaceous fashion needs. Craft them at the chem station under utility or just grab them with the console, includes facebones and a handful of material swaps.

I'll upload these to nexusmods eventually, for now you can grab them at this google drive link.

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Imagine releasing ur parent from cryostasis and they start having gay sex with the enemy

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#faketexts #merry band of idiots #fallout 4 #fallout #fo4 #paladin danse #danse #deacon #maccready #hancock #preston garvey #gage

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What if the companion finds out that Sole has romanced everyone else? Like, in my play style, I romance everyone, and I'm a little disappointed there is no reaction to that!

Enjoy! 🗣

Fo4 ❤️Companions React: Romancing Everyone

Preston: I don’t know if I can do this, babe.

Piper: [slaps Sole across the face] Fuck. You.

Deacon: [whining] Ah, c’mon. Why Danse though??

MacCready: Well, this is um. This is…a thing that is happening.

Curie: Oh! I did not realize you…me…we…had multiple partners. A relationship like zat is unfamiliar, but I am willing to try!

Hancock: Bring on the people, bring on the fun!

Danse: I, uh…I wasn’t aware that our relationship was polyamorous. I don’t know if I am comfortable engaging in that kind of lifestyle.

Cait: Always down fer more panini pounders! The more the merrier!

Nick: Call me old fashioned, but this is not the kind of relationship I’d like to pursue. I’m sorry.

X6-88: The goal of polyamory is to acquire enough partners to pull off a successful heist, correct?

Gage: This is cool n shit, but if any of these ethically sourced sluts take my side of the bed imma pop a cap in their ass.

#idk i feel like piper preston nick and danse wouldnt be into it #fallout 4 #fallout #fo4 #lovely art #danse #paladin danse #deacon #maccready #hancock #nick valentine #cait #curie #piper #gage #preston garvey #x6 88

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he is gender

#fallout 4 #fo4 #deacon #fallout

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[MacCready and Deacon sitting in jail together]

MacCready: So who should we call?

Deacon: I’d call Danse, but I feel safer in jail.

#fallout 4 #fallout #fo4 #paladin danse #danse #deacon #maccready #incorrect quotes #merry band of idiots

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Danse: I know you snuck out last night, Robert.

Deacon : [whispering] Play dumb.

MacCready: Who's Robert?

Deacon : Not that dumb!!

#incorrect quotes #merry band of idiots #fallout 4 #fallout #fo4 #danse #paladin danse #deacon #maccready

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Crushing!Companions reacting to a shirtless buff M!Sole for the first time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Enjoy!🤠

FO4 (Crushing!) Companions React: Shirtless Buff M! Sole

After a long day of walking, Sole and their companion decided to take a rest near Walden Pond. Deciding that they wanted to go for a swim, Sole removed their shirt, revealing a gloriously buff body.

Preston: [blushing, trying to look away] A swim sounds nice!

Piper: [blushing furiously] Wow Blue! Who knew you were so…buff?

Curie: Ahh…my zudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.

Hancock: They say missionary position helps men work out the chest and triceps. Wanna test it out?

Nick: Yeah, yeah, quit showing off.

Longfellow: We get it. You work out.

Danse: [blushing, flustered] You uh…you’ve got a nice build. Maybe we can train together sometime? [embarrassed] If you’d like to, of course!

X6-88: Clearly you work out often.

Deacon: Holy pectorals! [shaking head in disbelief] What nice pectorals!

MacCready: [blushing] Take your unattainable beauty standards somewhere else.

Cait: I know a fun activity that burns a shite ton of calories [winking] Wanna exercise?

Gage: We should train together sometime, boss. Heard it's good for bone density. And I ain’t talkin about my skeleton.

#fallout 4 #fallout #companions react #danse #maccready #deacon #hancock #nick valentine #gage #cait #piper #curie #x6-88 #longfellow #preston garvey

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Sole: I like your new pants!

Danse: Thank you. They were 50% off.

Sole: [winking] I’d like them better if they were 100% off.

Danse: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Sole: Thats’s… that’s not what I mea—

Danse: That’s a terrible way to run a business.

#fallout 4 #fallout #fo4 #danse #paladin danse #sole #incorrect quotes

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I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anybody write this but could you do companion reactions to the truth about father/shaun? Especially if the soul survivor is staunchly against the institute. We never really get that in game.

Enjoy! ✌️

FO4 Companions React: Meeting Father/Shaun

Preston: You’re…you’re Shaun!?

Piper: Well uhhh…this is…awkward…

Deacon: He looks a little old to be a baby. What is he, like 3,200-weeks?

Codsworth: Shaun…this can’t really be you. Please tell me you’re being facetious.

MacCready: Damn. Talk about a plot twist.

Curie: None of zis makes zense. You were who we were looking for all zis time!?

Hancock: This has gotta be some sick joke, right?

Danse: [to Sole] I can’t even imagine how emotionally taxing this must be for you right now.

Cait: Goddamn. Can’t say I was expectin that.

Strong: Strong no understand. Thought human look for baby, not old man.

Nick: Never, in all my years as a detective, have I experienced anything like this. I don’t want to believe it, but all the evidence corroborates this revelation. My deepest sympathy, friend.

Longfellow: Damn, that’s rough. I’m sorry. Need a drink? I’m willin ta share.

X6-88: Aren’t you impressed with everything that your son has achieved? He truly is a remarkable human being.

Gage: You ain’t bein straight with us, right? No fucking way.

#i fucking lied i was able to write today. happy monday! #fallout 4 #fallout #fo4 #danse #paladin danse #deacon #maccready #hancock #curie #cait #piper #nick valentine #strong #codsworth #gage #longfellow #x6-88 #preston garvy #father #shaun #the institute #companions react

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male companions waking up from nightmares? (having a sole present is optional, you're choice!)

Disclaimer: due to the trippy nature of dreams in general, this is basically a pure, unadulterated crackfic. I had way too much fun.

Random characters make appearances, characters are out of character, and the scenarios are absolutely absurd (in the dreams). So if you’re not into that, you may not be a fan.

BUT if you do like crack and absolute absurdity, enjoy the ride! 😂

FO4 (Male) Companions React: Nightmares

“Preston, you let us down,“ Sturges remarked, “You’re the reason why the Minutemen are failing.”

“I’m sorry, I know, I should have been prepared I—“

“HOW DARE you BURN our MOLE RAT CHUCKS!” Sturges screeched.

“Wait wha—“

“It was our only food source!” Mama Murphy cried, but her face was distorted.

“You know what that means, Ol Presto,” Curie laughed maniacally, “Now we’re gonna have to EAT YOU!”

“Get him!” Zeke from Atom Cats shrieked, lunging at Preston.

Preston shot up, completely drenched in sweat. Everything is okay.” He reassured himself. After a few moments, he managed to calm down and fall back asleep.

…

“It’s really dark down here. You got a flashlight?” MacCready asked, squinting into the darkness.

“Uhh yeah,” Sole confirmed, digging into their inventory, “Oh no! I dropped the teddy bear it was in! I have to find it! Be right back.”

“We should stick together.”

“Be right back,” Sole repeated, running into the darkness.

MacCready waited around for a moment before following Sole.

A few minutes later, he found himself at the top of Trinity Tower. Strong was standing in front of him, dressed up like a woodland fairy.

“Strong read new Shake-speare called Summer Dream! You preform play with Strong, Mac-ree-dee!”

“No Strong, I don’t wanna—“

“No choice!” Strong hollered, lunging at Mac.

MacCready awoke in a panic, chest heaving and drenched in sweat. He looked around. He was still in the his bedroom.

The mercenary rummaged through his pockets, lit a cigarette, and went outside to calm himself down.

…

“Nick! We have another case!” Ellie declared, dropping a file down in front of Nick, “This time, it’s about the FancyLad factory. Wanna go?”

“Yeah, sure. You know I love FancyLads. Thanks, Ellie.”

“Too bad!” The secretary laughed, “I’m going with Doc Crocker.”

Doc Crocker slithered through the window like a snake.

“No Ellie, he’s dangerous!”

“I’m going to make Hancock look beautiful,” the deranged Doctor announced, “absolutely stunning!”

Ellie had turned into Hancock.

“Don’t lay a finger on her!” Nick pled.

“SHE WILL BE GORGEOUS!”

Just then, Skinny Malone kicked down the door.

“Times up, Valentine!”

“OH MY GOD!”

Nick let out a gasp as he sat up and breathed frantically.

“It was just a nightmare…and a terrifying one at that.”

…

“General, another settlement needs your help. This time, it’s Country Crossing.”

“Preston,” Sole started, handing him a piece of paper, “I am putting in my two weeks notice for resignation.”

“What!?”

“I’m sorry. You’re going to have to build everything yourself now,” X6-88 remarked.

Preston turned to look at Sole’s companion. His voice got really deep, almost demonic. “I ain’t doin shit YOOooUUUUuu have to build now!”

*scene changes to X6-88 trying to build a bed*

“Cloth!?” X6 frantically searched his inventory for cloth. He didn’t have any.

“WHERE’S MY BED? WHERE’S MY BED?” Angry settlers chanted, cornering X6.

“I am sorry. I can’t make them. I ran out of Pre-War money.”

“WHERE’S MY BED? WHERE’S MY BED? WHERE’S MY—“

X6 shot the settlers, but the bullets bounced right off. They were immortal.

“BED! BED! BED! BED! BE—!”

X6’s eyes shot open. He looked around briefly before closing his eyes again and falling back asleep.

…

“Yooohooo~!” A female voice called.

Recognizing the voice, Gage immediately froze.

“FUCK.”

The raider looked around frantically for somewhere to hide, but he was in a completely empty parking lot.

He saw the woman charging at him, and he accepted that his encounter was inevitable.

“Hiya Gagey! Have you found any yet?”

Gage huffed. “No, Sierra, I haven’t found any of the fucking cappy images.”

“Aww! You aren’t even trying!”

“Yeah! I told ya I ain’t doin it. I ain’t wearing those fucking goggles, and I ain’t lookin for those stupid cappy pics.”

Sierras eyes started glowing red and her entire body began to glow.

“You’re going to regret that, Gage.” She said. Her voice had dropped 10 octaves.

Just then, the crazed fangirl lifted her arms and summoned an army of Nishas.

“WHAT THE FUCK.”

“Do you smell that?” All the Nishas chanted at once, “I smell fear. Get him!”

Gage woke up mid yell, his arms and legs flailing about.

“Holy shit!! That was fuckin wild!”

After a few moments, the Raider managed to calm himself and drift off.

…

“Mornin, Mitch. I’ll have the usual,” Longfellow mumbled, taking his usual spot at the Last Plank Bar.

“Bad news, Longfellow,” the bartender began, “Merchants from the Commonwealth aren’t heading out this way anymore due to how bad the Fog’s been. We’re out of liquor. Forever.”

“WHAT!” Longfellow blurted, banging his fist on the table, “Well then beer. Ya gotta have some beer!?”

Mitch shook his head. “I’m afraid not, pal.”

“No alcohol at all!?!?!”

“Sorry.”

“NOOOOO—“

“—OOOO!” Longfellow’s eyes shot open. He was drenched in sweat. He rummaged through his belongings and grabbed a bottle of whiskey.

“Just a nightmare. All my liquor is right here.”

The captain took a few swings of his drink before falling back asleep.

…

“Look at this cool new gun I found!” Sole exclaimed, proudly holding a milk bottle in the air, “ready to secure Fort Strong?”

“Wow! Nice milk bott—“ Deacon began, in a Brotherhood of Steel uniform. Before he could finish his sentence, a Behemoth appeared behind Sole.

“Hey! Behind you!”

Too late.

The Behemoth had stepped on Sole, crushing them like an ant.

“NO!! MY BUDDY!! MY GUY!!”

An flustered Deacon began firing at the Behemoth furiously. The Mutant was taking some damage, but not enough.

Just when Deacon thought he was done for, a mini nuke was launched from out of nowhere, and the Behemoth fell in defeat. Deacon turned around and saw Sole running toward him.

“Did you see me take out that mutant with my gun! It was impressive!”

“What! You’re alive!?”

Deacon looked back at Sole’s splatter mark on the ground, and then back at Sole. But Sole wasn’t Sole anymore. They turned into Danse. And Danse wasn’t wearing any clothes.

“Hey girl! Boss babe! Have you tried any Arbonne products?”

Deacon woke up confused and in a cold sweat.

“I don’t know what was worse: Me working for the Brotherhood, or Danse trying to suck me into an MLM.”

…

Hancock and Cait were sitting in his office, playing Connect Four, when Dogmeat burst through the doors.

“Sir we have a problem!” Dogmeat reported, “There is a large street fight taking place in front of the Hotel that can’t be controlled.”

Hancock sighed and followed the dog to the fight ground. When the pair arrived, they saw Preston Garvey and Kent Connelly in combat.

“They’re so powerful!” Glory cried, “They’ll kill us all!”

“Somebody stop them!” Elder Maxson shrieked.

Hancock huffed some jet. Preston and Kent exploded.

“Thanks for saving us, Johnny!” Kellogg exclaimed, leaping into Hancock’s arms.

Just then, a cracking sound was heard, the Hotel Rexford began to crumble.

“Ah, shi—“ Hancock began as a large piece of debris crushed him.

Hancock’s eyes shot open, and he sat up.

“What the fuck did I smoke last night? Jesus Christ. That’s the last time I’m buyin jet from a caravan.”

…

“Barricade all possible areas of access!” Danse commanded, “The ferals are entering through the windows and walls!”

“Just like I’m entering YOUR MOM! Huh huh! GOTTEM!” Gage, who was wearing a Brotherhood uniform, replied.

“Soldier this isn’t time for tomfoolery!”

“I’m gonna tomfool your mom!”

“Sir, respectfully, why did you recruit this idiot,” Haylen asked, “He’s gonna get us killed!”

“What did you see in him?” Rhys interrogated, moving a sandbag to cover a small crack.

“He saw deez nuts.” Gage cracked.

“SOLDIER. STOP THE NONSENSE IMMEDIATELY. This is an urgent—“

Before Danse could finish his sentence, a horde of ghouls burst through the front door.

“I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO BARRICADE THE FRONT DOOR, SOLDIER.” Danse hollered.

“Oh my God!” Haylen cried, exasperated.

“Oh yeah. I…uh. I forgot. My bad, boss.”

As Danse turned around to begin firing upon the crowd of ferals, he found himself overpowered by the sheer amount of ghouls, and crashed to the ground.

Danse gasped and sat up, trying to catch his breath.

After establishing it was just a nightmare, the Paladin massaged his temples.

“I need to take a walk.”

Danse dressed himself, and then exited the room for a nighttime stroll.

#crack fic #companions react #fallout 4 #fallout #danse #paladin danse #deacon #maccready #hancock #gage #longfellow #nick valentine #preston garvey #x6-88

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Companions + any others

Falls for a deez nuts joke

Thats it.

I literally felt like I was transported back in time to the sixth grade while writing this one lmao. Enjoy ✌️🥴

FO4 Companions React: Deez Nuts

Sole: Hey Preston?

Preston: Yeah?

Sole: Do you like pudding?

Preston: I do! Why?

Sole: Cuz you’re gonna love pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

Preston: General! We have more important things to do right now!

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Sole: You’ll never guess who I saw hanging out together!

Piper: Ooo! You know I love this kinda tea! Who??

Sole: Deez nuts!

Piper: [annoyed] Blue!

…

Sole: What kinda music do you like?

Danse: Uh…? Country?

Sole: Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Danse: Yeah they’re alright. Why?

Sole: Imagine Dragon deez nuts over your face.

Danse: [flustered] Wh—goddammit why are you so immature!?

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Sole: Hey man? You leaving?

MacCready: No, wh-?

Sole: Leavin deez nuts in your mouth!?

MacCready: Nah, that’s Phillip.

Sole: Phillip who?

MacCready: Phillip you with deez nuts!

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Sole: Hey Codsworth? Do you like CDs or tapes?

Codsworth: So help me if you say—

Sole: SEE DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!

Codsworth:

Codsworth:

Codsworth: I am leaving.

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Sole: Are you hungry?

Strong: Strong always hungry.

Sole: You can have some of deez nuts!

Strong: Little nuts no big enough for Strong.

…

Sole: Bad news! I have SDN!

Curie: Are you alright? I’ve never ‘eard of zuch a zing! What ees eet?

Sole: Suck Deez Nuts!

Curie: What an interesting name vor an illness.

…

Sole: Do you wanna get a pizza?

X6-88: I do not know what this pizza—

Sole: Pizza deez nuts!!

X6-88:

Sole:

X6-88: Are you done?

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Sole: You need to shut up before you end up like Ken.

Hancock: Who’s Ken?

Sole: Ken deez nuts fit in your mouth!?

Hancock: [laughing] I dunno, wanna try?

…

Sole: You hear about what happened in Norway?

Longfellow: Kid, I don’t even know what’s going on in—

Sole: NORWAY DEEZ NUTS CAN FIT IN YOUR MOUTH.

Longfellow: Damn, walked right into that one.

…

Sole: I think your next disguise should be a goblin.

Deacon: A goblin!? Why?

Sole: Goblin deez nuts!

Deacon: I was thinkin Sokka.

Sole: From Airbender?

Deacon: From Sokka on deez nuts!

…

Sole: [sniffing] Do…do you smell that?

Nick: Smell what?

Sole: Smell deez nuts!

Nick: [irritated] Wow. Cute.

…

Sole: Hey, do you like Wendys?

Cait: Yeh. What kinda stupid question is that?

Sole: Because you’re gonna love it when deez nuts hit you in the face!

Cait: [nodding in agreement] Yer damn right I will.

…

Sole: Have you ever been to Chewon?

Gage: No. The fuck’s Chewon?

Sole: CHEWON DEEZ NUTS!!

Gage: [pointing at Sole] OOOOOH!

Sole: [pointing at Gage] OHHHHH!

Gage: HUH HUH! GOTTEM!

#are strong and preston slow roasting sole? up 2 u lmao #fallout 4 #fallout #fo4 #companions react #danse #paladin danse #deacon #maccready #hancock #curie #cait #piper #gage #longfellow #preston garvey #nick valentine #x6-88 #codsworth #strong

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How would fallout 4 companions react to a kid!sole just randomly flipping them off outta nowhere?

Enjoy!! 🖕

FO4 Companions React: Kid Sole Flipping Them Off

Gage: [to kid Sole] Ya see, when someone’s really pissin ya off—making ya mad—ya just do this [sticks up middle finger]. It means, “please stop.”

…

Preston: That’s not very nice. Who showed you how to do that?

Piper: [annoyed] You’re such a brat!

Codsworth: Oh my! Where are your manners? Shame on you!

Cait: Oh, so yer a fiesty one, are ya? I guess I can tolerate ya then.

Danse: Excuse you. That was uncalled for and extremely inappropriate. Have some respect.

Hancock: Heheh. They grow up so fast.

Longfellow: Ya know what? Ya ain’t bad for a kid.

Nick: Even the kids now? I suppose common decency really is dead.

Deacon: [stifled laughter] Wow! Rude!

Curie: Oh my! It zeems youths’ minds are getting corrupted at a younger and younger age each generation…

Strong: What kid doing?

X6-88: That is rude. I suggest you stop.

MacCready: *flips off right back*

Gage: There ya go!

#fallout 4 #fallout #fo4 #paladin danse #deacon #danse #maccready #hancock #cait #curie #strong #piper #preston garvey #nick valentine #codsworth #gage #longfellow #x6 88

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I somehow got 2 Furby requests in a row which is super interesting 😂. I hate those goddamn toys. Thanks for the requests @rainbow-claw and @broad-strokes87 Enjoy! 👍

FO4 Companions React: Room Full of Furbies

Sole and their companions were scavenging through the West Everett Estates when Sole suddenly stopped in front of a house.

They explained that this had been their childhood home, and they wanted to take a walk through it for old times’ sake.

There wasn’t much to see in this old house; the floor and walls were tattered, the ceiling was caving in, and furniture was strewn about chaotically.

One thing did catch Sole’s eye, however. Poking out from under one of the couches were a pair of little plastic feet. Sole pulled the object out from under the couch and examined it.

It was a Furby.

…

Preston: Is that some kinda…toy?

Piper: Hm. You Pre-War folks sure did have a convoluted idea of cute.

Cait: Can ye put that thing back!? It’s givin me the creeps.

Codsworth: An old Furby! I was hoping I would never have to see one of those frightening toys again.

Danse: What a unique piece of technology. What does it do? Or is it just a toy?

Longfellow: Sure looks haunted.

Strong: Strong say smash toy. It scary.

MacCready: That…thing… has a threatening aura. Put it back.

Curie: Oh! It is a Furby! An interesting find, indeed!

X6-88: That…that toy is more intimidating than any courser the Institute has created. I should take one back and see if the BioScience Division would consider creating a living replica.

Deacon: Now what do we have here!? Some kinda funky lil demonic chicken?

Nick: Maybe we should leave it be. It doesn’t belong to us.

Gage: [pretending not to be scared] The hell is that!? I hate it. Put it back, boss.

…

As Sole was examining the bird, they accidentally clicked a button that activated its chattering.

Suddenly, the sound of chattering filled the room as Furby toys emerged from all directions.

…

Preston: Woah! They all communicate with each other? That’s neat!

Piper: This entire scene feels ominous and foreboding.

Cait: *swings baseball bat around furiously; breaks the toys*

Codsworth: [flying in circles; panicked] Oh my, oh my oh my!

Danse: Huh. So they communicate with each other via unintelligible chatter. Fascinating.

Longfellow: This is cursed. They are cursed. We are cursed.

Strong: GO AWAY! *smashes Furbies*

MacCready: [Already halfway out the front door] NOPE!

Curie: I never knew they could communicate! How remarkable!

X6-88: Yes, we’re definitely going to need to being back several samples.

Deacon: [amused] Damn! There are so many of them! What are they saying!?

Nick: This is truly horrifying.

Gage: *leaps into Sole’s arms* TIME TO GO!!

#fallout 4 #fallout #fo4 #companions react #danse #paladin danse #deacon #maccready #hancock #nick valentine #piper #preston garvey #gage #cait #curie #longfellow #strong #codsworth

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i finally got legends arceus. cant wait to get me a hisuian highplosion.

#why is my stoner homie gettin so much hate #my boi #not fallout #pokemon

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Hey dunno if ur taking requests but I got one,

How would companions+Maxson react to a Sole S with the God Mode enabled.

fancy dressed, wearing high heeled shoes while fighting deathclaws and stuff, never taking any damage and having max skills

Enjoy! 🤙

FO4 Companions (+Maxson) React: God Mode Enabled

“[Name]? Are you okay?”

[Companion] knocked on the door of the bathroom stall, concerned about their friend.

A few nights before, A group of powerful Forged members had invaded the Slog. The fight was intense, and despite emerging victorious, it was a dangerously close battle.

The event evidently took a toll on Sole, who had holed themselves up in one of the Slog’s bathroom stalls for two whole days.

Just as [companion] was about to try again, the door swung open and Sole stepped out, wearing a sparkling red dress, high heels, and fashionable glasses. They had a certain aura of power surrounding them, and an air of confidence.

…

Preston: [dumbfounded] Wha-!? Is that you?

Piper: [amazed] WHO IS [SHE/HE]!?

Hancock: Look at you! Ya plan on goin back for revenge?

Codsworth: Oh! I’m so relieved you’re alright, [sir/mum]. You had me worried.

Longfellow: Good to know you weren’t in there takin a monster dump.

Cait: [checking Sole out] Goddamn! Those LEGS. And that arse. Ye free later?

Curie: Oh my! What a magnificent dress!

Strong: Why human dress to party and no dress to kill?

MacCready: [eyeing handbag filled with caps] You gonna share those?

Deacon: Major bag alert, major ba-a-ag alert~

Nick: You look rejuvenated! I’m glad you’re alright. I was concerned.

Gage: OKAAYY BOSS.

X6-88: Ready to annihilate Forged?

Danse: You’re exuding confidence; it’s inspirational. You look like you’re ready for anything.

Maxson: Glad to see you’re alright. I’m ready to eliminate those Forged bastards when you are [under breath] and then come back for these goddamn ghouls next.

…

After expressing their desire to rematch Forged, Sole and their companion walked a short distance to the Saugus Ironworks.

With all of their newfound strength,Sole charged directly into the hub of the Raider base.

…

Preston: GENERAL!

Piper: OH MY GOD BLUE! COME BACK!

Hancock: Welp. Here we go. [takes psycho; charges in after Sole] RAWR!! FUCKING KILL!!!!

Codsworth: I can’t look, I can’t look!

Longfellow: Hm. Well. Nice knowin yah.

Cait: [charging in after Sole] HELL YEAH! LET’S KICK SOME ARSE!

Curie: Stop! Please!

Strong: [charging in after Sole] YES HUMAN! KILL!

MacCready: [to self] Goddammit! [yelling to Sole] Hey, thanks for the heads up! Jerk. [starts sniping Forged]

Deacon: What’re you doing pal!? Wait up! Holy shit you crazy bastard!

Nick: Do you have a death wish!?

Gage: [following Sole] RIGHT BEHIND YAH!

X6-88: Perhaps we should have planned instead of running in aimlessly. Too late now, I suppose.

Danse: [annoyed] Goddammit, what did I tell you about evaluating situations before acting on impulse?

Maxson: Give em hell!

…

Sole ripped through Forged after Forged like paper, and threw the straggling raiders around like they were dolls.

When Sole had finished single-handedly taking out the entire gang, they looked around smugly, admiring their work.

…

Preston: That was incredible! I’m sorry I doubted you.

Piper: Hooooly shit.

Hancock: Yea-hea-heah! That’s what Imm talkin about!

Codsworth: Good lord!

Longfellow: Damn. Never seen anythin like that before.

Cait: Holy shite! That was amazin!

Curie: Oh zank ‘eavens you’re alright!

Strong: Maybe Strong wear party clothes next time.

MacCready: Well. That went way better than expected.

Deacon: That. Was. AWESOME.

Nick: That was—incredible, really— but you need to be more careful! You are going to get yourself killed one of these days.

Gage: Ayep [shamelessly looting dead body] All in a good day’s work.

X6-88: Impressive.

Danse: Outstanding! I’ve never seen such…brute strength exercised in combat before. How did you manage to train so intensely over the course of just two days!?

Maxson: Well done! I assume the Slog is our next target, correct?

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[returnn-of-the-mac]

Deacon: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. I will not yield.

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