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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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do you ever just want someone to come over and sit on the floor with you for a few hours

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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This may, legitimately, be the dumbest meme I've ever made

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More OFMD S2 stills!

Credits to The Taika Archives and LK Creative on Facebook

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they’re going to be looking at each other like That and holding each other like That for the rest of their lives btw. if u even care.

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guys i promise i have other ideas i just go back to drawing domestic jegulus at every minor inconvenience

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my toxic trait is that i fully believe that, if needed, i could do the worm perfectly on command (i have no core strength and have never even attempted to do the worm in my life)

#its the #gay audacity #lesbian #to be precise

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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

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I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

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[vines bristling with thorns growing out of my skin and covering every inch of exposed torn flesh in bloody spikes] of course i'm not mad. why would you think that.

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*waddles up to u & with great focus and care lovingly places a single shiny pebble at your feet with my beak*

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i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

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“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

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i just need some jegulus fluff. Some cuddling, kissing, whatever. No angst. Sos

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Idk why but I find it extremely entertaining the idea that Regulus, even though incredibly intelligent, cannot for the life of him figure out muggle ‘magic’ tricks. How muggles achieve such things without any real magic is his life’s biggest mystery. What makes it even worse for Reg is that James is surprisingly talented at doing them and refuse to tell him how it’s done.

James using that to annoy his boyfriend in arguments like

Regulus: You are SO irresponsible! How could you……

James: *pulls out a deck of cards * Regulus: Don’t you dare

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anyway. time to be weird about it