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midwest transmasc t4t couple

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Guess who got a visa for his birthday! 🥳🇬🇧

#sweet victory #get to stay in the UK for another 3 years!

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They are studying us in petri dishes

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the concept of a throne of porcelain is really quite a poetic one. a gilded throne can have an iron core, and a wooden throne can be borne across a battlefield, but for a throne made of porcelain—although it may be a thing of beauty and a show of wealth, particularly in europe, to commission and import something so intricate from so far away—it can only be heavy and fragile, and, if it chips even once, it can never be made whole again. it’s beautiful if you think about it. unfortunately the phrase “porcelain throne” refers exclusively to the toilet

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you know what really gets my goat?

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So like, given that baby Melinoe has both arms, while adult Mel doesn't, are we to assume she's using necormancy to bind the ghost of her lost limb to herself?

#hades #hades 2 #gives me ideas for disabled necromancers in pathfinder

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Having actually lived in the UK for a while now, I can confidently say I understand why the celtic year was basically "hurray the Sun!" followed by "ALL IS DEATH AND THE DARK GODS REIGN"

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People keep trying to construct analogies for the cultural dominance of Dungeons & Dragons in tabletop roleplaying spaces like "imagine you met a guy who considers himself a cinema buff but exclusively watches Marvel Cinematic Universe films released within the past 12 months, explaining that he doesn't branch out because he just doesn't have the time to learn the lore of a second cinematic universe; when you suggest avoiding that problem by watching a standalone film that isn't part of any cinematic universe, he reacts like you're a huge weirdo, and after a bit of questioning it turns out he genuinely believes that films which are part of massive cinematic universes and black and white Eastern European art films about depression are the only kinds of movies which exist", and I know this is intended as hyperbole to illustrate the absurdity of the situation at hand, but, like, I have literally met the guy they are describing.

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Ngl I LOVE that Pathfinder decided that their iconic paladin would have the personality of a golden retriever, as opposed to a boring stick in the mud.

#Pathfinder #dnd #wrath of the righteous

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A migrating phoenix has stopped for a decadent sippy of water from a stagnant puddle in a Walmart parking lot and has ignited the years of accumulated fuel leaks into the surrounding pavement. It's so happy.

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mentally i am here

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Hmmm 🤔

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When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.