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i am going to start a collection

if you have any other posts of this kind please send them to me

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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

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#life series

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vr life series call that Real Life

listen they can't call it Real Life unless scar gets to use his off-road wheelchair to run people over. it is important to me that he gets that one absurd advantage (having a wheelchair that moves at speeds that, if i remember the video correctly, can be measured in miles per hour) against all these floppy gamer men.

(or, well, i CALL THEM floppy gamer men, we DO know half of them at least all go skiing together periodically so they have to be semi-in-shape. this probably does not stand up to the power of having a Motor though. scar should be allowed to kill irl it's enrichment.)

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Mental illness representation on Hermitcraft

Joel - mania

Keralis - left handed

Etho - his setup

Mumbo Jumbo - has physicaly tied himself to his desk with safety wires in order to unlearn thumb-shifting. Seriously what's up with that

Grian - government worker

#hermitcraft

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i love how Pearl, from the moment she joined Hermitcraft, has committed FULLY and COMPLETELY to being a public servant of all things. That girl joined probably the most prestigious server you can be invited to, looked around, and said "Very nice builds, but you aren't giving the roads here a fair suck!" and then pulled up her sleeves and WENT AT IT. in s8 she was Head of Infrastructure for Boatem. s9 she was the Cleaning Lady and now in s10 she's Postmaster.

I think she'd lay curled up like a dead spider in a corner somewhere if she wasn't allowed to do public service. Madwoman.

#hermitcraft #pearlescentmoon

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Mumbo, desperate to feel normal for once, releases dirt on his fellow hermits and asks the community to rank their weirdness.

#hermitcraft #he's taking them down with him

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Season 6-9

Grian: RESITANCE!! THE GOVERNMENT SHALL NOT STAND!

Season 10

Grian: I am the government. Do i want to be, no, am I anyways, yes.

#hermitcraft #grian #he's not the iron fist of government. he's worse. he is horrifically slow bureaucracy incarnate #there is no need to hold absolute power as a person when the rules and regulations themselves crush people into shape #truly the man is embracing the snail lifestyle. slimy and slow but seemingly blameless

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various life series + hermitcraft textposts

#hermitcraft

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average smp has one dragon and one dragon egg. hermitcraft, which has at least 2 live dragons in the overworld and over 20 dragon eggs in grians personal inventory, is a statistical error and should not have been counted.

#hermitcraft

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Good Morning to this commenter on False's latest video in particular

#hermitcraft

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JOEL SMALLISHBEANS, WHEN I GET YOU!!!

#hermitcraft #i adore how easily he parodies himself

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The great ethubs scarian breeding debacle, live on stream

#hermitcraft

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This week on MCYTBLR...

This is 90% a video covering the containment breach and 10% just things that made me laugh/my own personal highlights lol sorry if I left out something huge, the song is only like 2 minutes long adkjfha

Thank you @mcytblrsexymen for the funniest two weeks I've had in ages and for also having really organized tags because there was absolutely no way I would have done this without them

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HELP THE WAY THE GLASSES ARE POSITIONED MAKES IT LOOK LIKE THEYRE OGLING HIM

#life series

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SO MANY THINGS JUST HAPPENED HERE???? ETHO AND BDUBS MAKE A BABY?

#hermitcraft

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my collection grows 😇

#hermitcraft