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reblog for sample size !!

#you strike me as a calico kitty #also i am so flattered so recieve orange cat designation

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reblog for sample size !!

#clearly black

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#5 #didn't have the conversation with my parents about it until i was like ten #but they ended up messing up the lore pretty hard and i saw right through it

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im so happy i made all the correct choices that led to us meeting

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tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

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"Oh, I'm so sorry for offering you fishsticks, Shelly. I guess I should have realized you wouldn't want to eat a species with whom you share half your DNA."

"What? That's not the problem."

"But you just said you didn't want to eat the....oh. Should I be scared?"

"Considering the fact that you killed my best friend Mr. Flippers for this offering? Yeah."

thinking about how mermaids would not be offended if you offered them shellfish because they are, infact, part of the marine ecosystem in which fish do feed on other fish/sea life. Mermaids would love sea food, its the only food they have access too. You think they're all vegetarians only eating seaweed? No way, they're half human. I just know they're snacking on shrimp and oysters.

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okay but “my beloved ghost and me, sitting in a tree, d-y-i-n-g” becomes even more devastating when you consider what comes right after the portion of the children’s nursery rhyme taylor modified: “first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage”

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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

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@scholarlypidgeot

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

#yeah toast!

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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eXCUSE ME???????????????????????

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god i love taylor album release nights

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things the tolkien biopic needs to include:

tolkien being such a bad driver edith refused to ride in the car with him driving

young tolkien and edith dropping sugar cubes on the heads of passerby from the second story of a tea room

tolkien and lewis going to a non-costume party dressed as polar bears

tolkien almost ending his friendship with lewis because he hated santa claus making an appearance in narnia so much

tolkien’s entire writing group except for lewis fucking hating his writing because of all the elves

literally everyone hating going for walks with tolkien because he would stop and stare at every tree he passed for like 20 minutes

tolkien owning a goblet with the black speech (that he made up) on it and refusing to drink out of it because it’s an “accursed language”

tolkien inventing the “one ring to rule them all” verse while in the bathtub and jumping out

tolkien dressing up as an anglo saxon warrior and chasing his neighbors down the street with an axe

tolkien entering the room shouting beowulf in old english at his students the first day of classes

tolkien convincing his class that leprechauns were real

tolkien stealing a city bus while attending oxford and taking his friends for a joy ride

tolkien being a savage replying to a letter from the nazis

tolkien hating the beatles with a passion and refusing to let them make a lotr movie

tolkien hating his crazy american fans and calling them his “deplorable cultus”

“jirt”

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life is hard when you don't want to be a cliche but also you really want to live laugh and love