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#ooc #visage #cal #queue

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saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it

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this was maybe the best Dave I have ever drawn so I decided to touch up Karkat and repost this here

#ooc #visage #karkat #queue

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theyre cute as a couple but the follower gap between them is a little ..... uncomfortable??

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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New sentence I think

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3, 6, 13

now i have totally answered all these directly or indirectly so i did you a favor and spun a wheel to get another totally different question off this ask meme cause im a morbid lil guy i jingle keys i shake jars of dead things except not really because that could fuck up the solution or scratch it up or make the specimen tilt in a way that does not look as swag or preserved as it could be

anyway

If you could meet someone who has died, who would it be?

prince

i wanna know what his beef with weird al yankovic is

#ic #answered asks #anonymous #death tw

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do you believe the dead ever come back and walk the earth?

yeah i answered this one

like we are the universe and the universe is us so whenever we die we turn into another part of this universe

but if youre talking like you walk the earth youre the same jackass ready to go to in n out for a combo meal

eeeh i dunno

maybe theres some ectoplasmic bureaucracy about conditions you gotta meet to pass on to the next slot of existence like you need jordans that fuck severely or haunt fifty night guards before the harvest moon or some bs

#ic #answered asks #anonymous #death tw #existential talk tw

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Are you afraid of dying?

maybe not like every minute of my entire life but im a lil afraid sure

#ic #answered asks #anonymous #death tw #change is freaky #why the fuck you think the tarot cards like that

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5, 6, 13, 18

If you do believe in the afterlife, what kind of afterlife do you think awaits you?

sup

yeah i dont think about it too much i think like and this is gonna sound like some philosophers bullshit but you buckled those seatbelts in its my rollercoaster welcome to the zen house

i really am of the impression that everything around is the universe and were the ones fucking around falling in and out of love waging and ending wars with itself and shit

but then some of you guys are talking about like ghosts and shit and actual afterlife nonsense so what the fuck do i know

Have you ever taken someone’s life?

yeah i killed a couple crows when i was trying to figure out my sylladex not proud of it

sometimes i gotta mercy kill animals i thought was dead but wasnt only ever happened twice very heavy pair of nickels in my pocket

If you had to choose a way to die, what would you choose?

amusement park freak accident

Do you believe the dead ever come back to walk the earth?

please refer to the first question you popped in my box in which i accidentally answer this question

#ic #answered asks #anonymous #animal death tw #death tw

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Ask My Muse About Death

Send my muse one or a few of these questions (all of them related to death, life after death, etc. so please read with that warning in mind)

Have you ever come close to dying?

What do you think is the worst possible way to die?

Do you think there’s life after death?

If you were reborn as someone/something new, who or what would you want to be?

If you do believe in the afterlife, what kind of afterlife do you think awaits you?

Have you ever taken someone’s life?

Are you afraid of dying?

Do you ever wish you were immortal?

If you are immortal, do you ever wish you were mortal instead?

Name one (or a few) people in your life whose death would ruin you.

Who do you think would miss you most if you were gone?

Name one person you’d protect even if it meant sacrificing yourself.

If you had to choose a way to die, what would you choose?

Have you ever seen someone die (but you didn’t cause it)?

Has someone ever tried to severely hurt you?

Could you kill someone if it meant protecting yourself or someone else?

If you could meet someone who has died, who would it be?

Do you believe the dead ever come back to walk the earth?

Have you ever seen a ghost/spirit?

If you’ve ever had a near-death experience, describe what happened and what you saw/experienced.

BONUS: FOR UNDEAD/SPOOKY MUSES

How did you die?

What’s the last thing you remember before death?

Is the afterlife/undeath exactly as you pictured it to be?

What do you consider yourself (ghost, zombie, spirit, etc.)?

Do you wish you were alive and mortal again?

Was death frightening to you?

What have you learned since your death?

When you meet living people, are they afraid of you?

If you could be brought back to life, would you accept?

Did you return for a reason?

#ooc #taking for all daves!

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identity disturbance: the one with baby birds imprinting, good intentions and repeated patterns.

#ooc #visage #bro #john #typical strider past trauma tw #queue

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one of the aqua teen dvds had a "Play all" button which, if youre too young to remember dvds, would typically play every episode in order, but here it played them all at the same time. having that dvd changed me as a child

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there’s comedian funny and there’s lunch table funny, and I imagine that most comedians would also be lunch table funny, but there are a lot of peoples who are witty in conversation that wouldn’t be good at writing a comedy sketch or doing stand-up