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losing my mind at this
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why does studio porn always have the fuckin comically loud squeaky leather couch
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I'm fine.
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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean
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sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.
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this is the hardest any single image has ever gone
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rattenpelz 7 days
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why dont you go watch some videos of men frotting their dicks together on the internet and maybe you'll calm down
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the world would literally be a better place if cis people could just get trans surgeries "by mistake" rather than forcing trans people to jump through ten million hoops to get it.
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controversial opinion but top surgery and other trans healthcare shouldnt be trans exclusive. so what if an autistic woman wants top surgery because boobs are a sensory nightmare?? good on her. she isnt "mutilating" herself any more than anyone else who gets cosmetic surgery for anything.
it doesnt have to be exclusively "trans healthcare." maybe a cis guy just wants boobs or a cis girl wants a dick. who cares. your bodys yours. customize that bitch. the more normalized it is to just do whatever with your body for any reason the easier itll be for the people who need to do it to actually go through with it because they wont be socially pressured as hard or harassed afterwards.
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rattenpelz 7 days
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kinda vampy
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how do you become so well read?
by reading
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revenge concert shirt
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