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“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”

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disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.

moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.

and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)

if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.

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know your worth! 🙏

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Third degree burns won’t actually hurt, the skin around it will. It’s because the burn destroys all of your nerves.

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Blood will bounce if it hits snow

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Best way to hide a body (my opinion)

Dig a hole 12’ down and make it so they’re upright, then cover the body and add an endangered plant on top of it so they can’t dig it up.

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Cost to hire a hitman

US + UK ranges anywhere from a few hundred to 80K

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Best way to melt a body:

Sodium Hydroxide (lye). Just heat it to a boil, you can acquire it many places.

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Introduction

Hi!!! I’m Em and as you can probably guess I am a writer.

A little bit about me is that I am a minor, I am bisexual, and my favorite activity is procrastinating. 2 things that I love are (1) my rabbit, his name is cookie, and (2) my girlfriend, @finntheehumaneater.

Ask me stuff you would prefer the FBI agent watching your screen not to know about, I’m pretty sure I’m already on at least a dozen watch lists, so it probably can’t get worse. Or you can just send me anything, I really don’t care.

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How much does a person cost in human trafficking?

It depends on the person but it's around $4,000 - $50,000, women tend to sell for more, as do children.

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