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Like Chile vs Venezuela, without the helicopters.
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I think, if you make one of those "X being chaotic for Y minutes" videos that's just a highlight reel for some terrible overexposed tv comedy from 5-20 years ago? You should actually be bullied as a grown adult. I'm talking classic bully stuff, you should be given swirlies and shoved in a locker. You should be sat down and asked to define the word chaotic as it applies to every single scene you put in that edit. Give yourself a noogie and wet willy right now until you learn to stop associating the basic construction of mid jokes with the funny dnd word you cling to.
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Practicing this angle again. Thought I'd draw Jolyne to make it more fun
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she lived she served cunt and then she died <3
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If a doctor tells me to lose weight I'm losing weight idc😭 like what's the problem?
i think a LOT of you with chronic conditions should learn this one magical phrase to get your hospital doctor to shit his entire pants, which is leaving the room and saying "im going to go discuss your behavior with the ethics committee, i think you might need a reminder of what your job is"
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even on the days i ain't right by your side,
i'm keeping my promise that i will be
wherever you are.
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I cannot get over this omfg
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making a post about something having smth very precise in mind only for this post to be found by someone who doesn't follow you and to be tagged by the one thing you dislike because that person doesn't know what you were referring to. hell on earth
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me when i mean business
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