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Wooyoung: I've been thinking
Hongjoong: Wait, you can do that? That's a surprise
Wooyoung: Not funny
Hongjoong: You just don't have good humor
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San, pointing at a random gay couple: That's gay.
Hongjoong: And your not?
San: ...
*Wooyoung, running up behind San, holding an "I heart San" sign*
San: But that's gayer
Hongjooong: ... Alright then-
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Yeonjun: how long have I been a rock?
Soobin: your not keeping track?
H. Kai: hes delusional, of course he isn't keeping track
Yeonjun: I'm gonna just roll
Soobin: ... Ok? Bye?
H. Kai: ... And there he goes
Yeonjun, rolling down the street: I am one with rock-ness
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Jeongyeon: I have an idea
Jihyo: Should I be worried about this idea
Jeongyeon: ... It involves committing a crime
Jihyo: I should've expected this... NAYEON!
Jeongyeon: NO!
Tzuyu, watching in silence: ...
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Chan: why are you screwed
Hyunjin, being dramatic: because I don't have my water
LK: *manic laughter*
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Yeonjun becoming a rock series
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H. Kai: what are you doing?
Yeonjun: becoming a rock, now leave
H. Kai: your sure that you can actually become a rock?
Yeonjun: yes.
Soobin: hey I'm back from my walk- what's Yeonjun doing?
H. Kai: turning himself into a rock
Soobin: by meditating?
H. Kai: yep
Yeonjun: keep talking and I'll throw myself at the both of you
Soobin: ok and I'm out
H. Kai: same-
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Yeonjun: I'm gonna become a rock
H. Kai: that's possible?
Yeonjun: I'll make it fucking possible
Soobin, just walking in the room: Yeonjun chill man, no need for aggression
Yeonjun: my first order as a rock is to be thrown at you
H. Kai: wait what
Yeonjun, running at full speed towards Soobin: HYAAAA
Soobin, running away for Yeonjun: BRO WHAT THE F-
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Lee Know: *telling a story*
Changbin: I'm starting to question existence
Lee Know: *stopping his story* ok I don't care, anyway back to what I was saying
Changbin, continuing: I'm going to live in the gym
Han: thats possible?
Changbin: no clue, but I'll make it possible!
Han: of course you will
Lee Know: may I continue my story
Changbin: yea, bye, TIME TO LIVE IN THE GYMMMM
Han: I don't think he's ok
Lee Know: honestly same
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Ningning: you have 3 seconds to tell me where Karina went
Giselle & Winter: *confused*
Ningning: I'm taking that as you guys don't know where Karina is...
Giselle: why do you wanna know where she is anyway
Winter: that's exactly what I'm wondering
Ningning: *sigh* never mind, I'm going to find her myself, thanks for being no help
Giselle & Winter: *still confused*
Winter: I guess we'll never know-
Giselle: I guess so
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Ningning: THE OVEN IS ON FIRE
Giselle: WHAT
Karina: I can't tell if this time it's real or a prank
Winter: same honestly
Ningning: IT'S A REAL FIRE THIS TIME
Karina & Winter: OH SHIT-
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Rosé: I have an idea
Jennie: and that is?
Rosé: let's rob a bank
Jennie: your crazy— I'm in
Rosé: YEA LET'S GOOO
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*Jeongin dolphin screaming*
Chan: I.N ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU HURT?
Jeongin, pointing to Seungmin: HOW THE HELL DOES HE KEEP WINNING
Chan: ... Seriously
Jeongin: yea, seriously.
*Chan walking away questioning his life choices*
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Felix: where's the toaster-
Chan: Minho has it
Felix: do I even want to know why?
Chan: no. no you don't
Felix: ok
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Ryujin: do you guys keep hearing that?
Yeji: stray kids being obnoxiously loud? Yea
Ryujin: ok cool
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LK: So JYP took my air fryer
Chan: who'd you try using it on now?
LK: Hyunjin was being annoying
Chan: and JYP saw you trying to use it on Hyunjin and took it away from you?
LK: yes.
Chan: yea well I'm not gonna help you get it back
LK: fine
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