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Felt like doing something picture book like.

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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

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a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it

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*peek*

ah, the last day of lesbian visibility week

soon i will be just another queer-yptid

#domestic blifs #ehehehe

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#mood

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day 1534

#MOOD #>:[

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Out of all the Final Fantasy summons Alexander is by far my favourite and I wanna know how it was pitched because it is a buckwild concept

It is a massive steampunk robot the size of a castle

The robot can be summoned by magic for some reason

The essence of the robot has multiple times been summoned directly into existing fortresses which then turn into the robot

The robot uses "holy" type magic for some reason

Its signarure attack is called "Divine Judgement" implying it has a code of ethics it enforces

The robot can sometimes control time for some reason

The robot has no legs except sometimes it does

It is sometimes depicted as having four giant angel wings

It was named after Alexander the Great for some reason

Just look at it

#ffxiv #ffvi

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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Octopus takes an interest in a human sitting by the rocks | source

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Game-logic points to a lot of ways this would not have ended well. Thank gods the game is over and I like nice endings, so let's call this the Self-Indulgent Patch 0 Ending. It's got everything but hugs: Squid Beef, Bathrobes, Existential Eating Crisis, A Certain Illithid Finally Giving the Power of Friendship A Chance.

Maybe Game Squid wouldn't understand, but I like to think Silly Squid Buddy would understand.

It also took an embarrassing amount of time to figure out what Emps' get-out-of-bed outfit would be because I will never draw that overly-complicated armor ever again. Decided on bathrobes because cozy and BG3 One-Shot told me they exist and Gale can get Greygold 20.

Also I kept the egg for the dumbest of reasons. Jumped through some crazy logic hoops thinking Omeluum and Blurg would be involved in raising that egg and wanted to hand it to them personally at Baldur's Gate because I didn't like Esther's vibes and the other two seem like they had 'good dad' vibes. ALAS. Turns out their co-worker wanted to be mean to the egg so. Truly Greygold had always planned to make sure that dude never got his hands on another Githyanki Egg after their tadpole adventures, squidgold or not. Convenient that Greygold gets a free meal out of it. UNFORTUNATE TO LEARN 'YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT' IS A MINDFLAYER THING.

#baldur's gate 3 #spoilers #THE SLIPPERS <3 #god I love all of this so much

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Having your own OC as your Blorbo is great because you will never have to see a bad Fannon brainrot take or awful but inexplicably popular ship involving them, but also I Have To Do Everything Myself Around Here Augh

#writing #siiigh

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#mood

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a thousand, thousand lifetimes apart

gift from @sabattons for valentine's day ;_;

#ffxiv #emet-selch #emetwol

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DROMAEN - Goddess of Dreams, Illusions and Magic

I’m really proud of how she turned out ^^ she’s my sweet illusionist baby ☺️ I hope you all like her as well ^^

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April 27th is International Crow and Raven Appreciation Day! My comic Crow time is pretty much stuffed to the brim with crows, so it's a good way to celebrate these goth little dudes.

READ CROW TIME!

OR GET PLUSH GOTH BOI?? WOW!

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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended