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Ah! An excuse to talk about my playlist and goofy music!! Here's the ten songs I've been jamming too >:]

Watch Me - bludnymph

Finders Keepers - EHLE

Gemini - American Teeth (I keep this song on loop when I'm writing about sirens. I loooove women who are also creatures)

In The Next Life - Kim Petras

Better Place - NSYNC (Amidst all the edgy music is the song from Trolls 3. Love it)

Backtrack - Emei

Earthworms - Elliot Lee

Seasonal Depression - TWIN XL

Color Green - New Politics

Northern Lights - Death Cab For Cutie (My number one favorite song of all time that I listened to over 700 times in 2023!!! It rocks)

I loooove music I love listening to random ass songs and throwing them in one giant eclectic playlist.

Idk who to tag so uhhhh @room215 @genericpuff @banshriek It's music time :D

@lovescrashingwaves thank you so much for tagging me!!!

Hmm 10 songs I've been listening to this is in no particular order

Millions by gerard way

Now and then by the beatles

Calling by metro boomin

Re:re by Asian Kung fu generation

Foundations of decay by my chemical romance

Action cat by gerard way

Drugstore perfume by gerard way

Are you that somebody by aaliyah

Love drought by by Beyonce

Space bound by eminem

Now I'll tag @mrv3000,@wildglitterwolf,@andy-the-8th, @hopelesromantic-4fiction

#Good music ahhgghgghg #music #my playlist has so much edgy music and one single country song #my mom doesn't like that one

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The things I do for the fans………. 😔

Miraculous Ladybug Season 5

Hello my dearest goobers. I hope you all are well.

I am here today to share a review I have written of Miraculous Ladybug Season 5. I used to be a fan of this show but I realized how ass it was mid-season 4. So I didn't watch s5 until it was almost done. And when I did, I decided to watch each episode and write a whole comprehensive review.

This project took me several weeks, several migraines, and several painkillers. It was a labor of loathing and it whittled a few years off my lifespan.

And I forgot that I wrote this thing up until now. So I'm going to subject it to everyone who reads this post.

If you're a person who isn't a huge fan of Miraculous Ladybug, likes swearing, bad jokes, incomprehensible commentary, and one big breakdown at the end then this review is for you.

It's a long one but I think it's a fun read.

Miraculous Season 5 Review

I hope you enjoy if you read it. If you do, please let me know if you have a favorite part! I don't share my writing/reviews on social media like this so I would love to hear from you if you read it!

#being held at gunpoint for this one boys #the lore for this show is so fucking stupid #pray for me #anti miraculous ladybug

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

#literally my evilest sirens #I love it when women are also creatures

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The horse is both pro vaccine and pro choice. This horse loves abortions

He absolutely is. He’s the best character in this comic. Justice for Arion 🐴

Also, “This horse loves abortions” is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Thank you.

#anti lore olympus #lore olympus critical #anti lo #lo critical #unpopular lore olympus #unpopular lo

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Which LO Characters are Antivaxxers?

Omg hi all. It's been a while since I made an LO thing!!

And in honor (or rather dishonor) of the comic's return tomorrow, I thought I'd make this.

So here's a run down of which characters I think are antivaxxers, pro vaccine, or other.

ANTIVAXXERS

Persephone and Hades: They're both so fucking stupid, of course they'd be antivax.

Daphne: She's a sociaI media infIuencer. She'd use crystals to feel better.

Hera: She's conservative.

Kronos, Hermes, Aphrodite and Eros: They just have the vibes. Also Aphrodite and Eros would be essential oil bitches.

Artemis: She'd think her immune system would be too strong she she wouldn't feeI the need.

PRO VACCINE

Heph, Aetna, and Athena: I feeI Iike they'd aII be smart enough to know vaccines are good. Maybe that's wishfuI thinking. Aetna is an AI so she wouId be very adament about that position.

Zeus: I just feeI Iike he wouId be.

Demeter: She's the onIy smart one in this comic.

Leuce and Thanatos: They'd have very shaky opinions. But one Instagram infographic wouId be enough to sway them otherwise.

Hecate: She had common sense at one point.

Psyche: She's smart, I feeI.

Hebe: Zeus had her vaccinated behind Hera's back. She's aIso probabIy be swayed by an infographic and/or peer reviewed paper.

Amphitrite: Vibes.

Arion: I think it'd be funny if the horse was pro-vax

Ares: I aIso think it'd be funny if Ares was very adament about vaccination and Aphrodite was against it. But aIso vibes. He'd secretly get his kids vaccinated because he's a loving father and RS can't convince me otherwise.

OTHER

Dionysus: Victim of anti-vaxx "parents".

Thetis and Eris: They'd be antivax just to make peopIe mad. They're indifferent otherwise.

Minthe: Indifferent but she wouId vaccinate a kid if she had one.

Hestia: Hestia's opinion wouId change with the wind depending on who she's with.

Poseidon: He has no opinions at aII and trusts Amphitrite to deaI with the immunizations of their kids.

Chiron: Pro vaccine in pubIc, antivaxx in private. I feeI Iike she's super conservative but she hides it. I don't Iike Chiron.

Apollo: His opinion aIso changes depending on who he's with. OnIy this time it's extra malicious.

Thanks for reading this. I just think it's funny :]

#anti lore olympus #anti lo #lo critical #lore olympus critical #unpopular lore olympus #unpopular lo

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"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

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Poker Face: The John-O Character

Omg hi howdy. Welcome back to a long essay featuring nothing groundbreaking whatsoever! Today we are going to be talking about Poker Face, the greatest show of all time. But more specifically, we're going to be talking about John-O.

For the uninformed-- John-O is a character featured briefly in the first episode of the series. He's only in two scenes but he sure is a silly little guy. Everyone loves John-O.

And upon my 17th rewatch, this time featuring my good friend @room215 , they pointed out that there seems to be a John-O-escue character in every single episode.

So we kept track of the John-O's. And now I'm going to be dissecting each one for no good reason.

Now there are no specific criteria for what makes a John-O. It's really just based on vibes. There are similar patterns between characters that are worth analyzing but for the most part you just know it when you see it.

I'll be talking about the first five episodes in this potentially very long post so grab yourself some popcorn and buckle up.

Oh and there will be spoilers. So go watch Poker Face if you haven't already, it's the best show ever actually.

Episode 1: Dead Man's Hand

John-O

BEHOLD! JOHN-O THE ORIGINAL!

There are definitely moments where I could get better pictures of him but I think this one is kinda perfect.

This is John-O. He is a silly little guy who has a history of stealing shit and breaking into places. He seems to be reformed because he states he "don't do this shit no more." So he is morally good. I trust him.

He's very silly and likes to add the suffix "-o" to the end of things he says. Like hey-o and good-o. He's just this goofy old man and his vibes are impeccable.

He's an ally to our friend Charlie Cale, helping her break into Nathalie's home despite his morals. He even offers to cut her in with his playboy sales. What a good guy.

Overall, John-O is a friend-o. He establishes our precedent of the "John-O character" being silly and the vibe that we're after.

Side Note: I love that Poker Face is an episodic show with a rotating cast of characters. It's seriously awesome and you don't see that shit often. However I am heartbroken at the loss of this man cause we probably won't see him again. It breaks my heart. I hope he's doing ok.

Episode 2: The Night Shift

"Meteor Shower" Trucker

Literally just this dude who is in one scene.

He is only here to tell Charlie about the meteor shower that evening. But he does it in the funniest fucking way imaginable. He literally gives Charlie a heart attack by just saying, "Meteor shower tonight." It's the funniest thing to me.

And I think about him way more often than I ought to. He's kinda skrunkly.

I said on the night during our analysis that he's cute in the same way on old man themed muppet is cute. Y'know? I feel like that makes some sense.

But yeah he's just here to be a jumpscare and tell Charlie about the Leonids. What a silly guy. I wish he was in more than one scene.

So far in our John-O analysis we have two quirky old dudes. The best kind of character imo.

Yeah I don't have much else to say on him </3

Episode 3: The Stall

Beto

Why does he look like that.

Anyways yeah, Beto is the John-O of episode 3. I do think he is pushing the amount of scenes a John-O can be in but it's ok cause he's kinda silly. He's just doing his job, man.

Poor guy is the one who found George's body. He's probably gonna have some issues for a while.

He's got some silly interactions with Charlie and even though they're brief, they're fun.

I actually don't have a lot to say about this guy. Whoops. My bad.

But you may have noticed he is not a skrunkly old man. That is true! He is not that.

I will be grouping this dude into the category of, "Guy who is just doing their job" under the broader "John-O" umbrella.

None of those words were in the Bible, I don't think.

Anyways, that's Beto for ya. Now we get to move on to my favorite guy!

Episode 4: Rest In Metal

Guy Who Threw The Stapler

Why the fuck would he do that.

I don't even know I can classify him as a John-O character but oh my god I think about him so much. Literally what is his deal, why the hell would he do this.

He is just here to throw a stapler at Gavin and whoop and holler. That's so fucking awesome.

That's all he does so I don't exactly know what else to say about him but I will add this:

My friends and I have been saying, "aREN'T YOU THE BAND THAT DOES STAPLEHEAD??? PLAY STAPLEHEAD!!!!!!!" to each other in the most man baby-escue voices possible for days now. It's the funniest thing on the planet.

*hits you with a stapler*

Episode 5: Time of the Monkey

Gino the Bull

This random guy in Howard Wolowitz's car.

He meets the flexible criteria of being a skrunkly old man so he gets points for that, for sure. ALSO HE'S KINDA SILLY?

He's just in the car being a silly goofy guy. These dissections are getting shorter and also worse. My bad guys, I'm really tired. Been staying up watching too much Poker Face B).

Anyways yeah, I don't know what his deal is. Very important to be a John-O, you just don't know what their fucking deal is.

I wanna say Gino the Bull is some kind of mafia/mob man? I dunno. I think it'd be funny if that were the case. That's my head canon at least.

So now we have three skrunkly old dudes, one man baby, and one Beto. Awesome.

Conclusion

I'm gonna cut this one of here before it gets too terribly long. Mainly so I can just get this posted. But also I imagine this shit is quite the long read.

My bad B).

BUT YEAH!!!

These are our first five John-O characters in Poker Face! Tune in soon to learn about the next five!

It's not gonna be as silly. Sorry. Episode 9 and 10 are major bummers and there's not much fun to be had there.

As always, thank you for reading <3

#I want to kiss Charlie Cale <3 #Poker Face is the only thing keeping me going #poker face #charlie cale #poker face show #essay #essay post

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I need to find someone with the same amount of brainrot for the show Poker Face. This show is my everything right now and I do not want to bother my friends with another stupid interest they don’t care about

Someone please talk to me about my beloved Charlie Cale, she is everything 🦞

#charlie cale #poker face #this stupid hyperfixation has taken over my life #I love Charlie more than anything

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chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

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how do you feel about the current socioeconomic crisis

I dunno man, I am literally just a moth on a parking deck :/

#moth

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I'm always saying this!

#i am always saying this

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KILL YOURSELF‼️‼️‼️‼️

I'm sitting right across from you right now, Jay. I could lunge at you and kill you any time

#i know where you live

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Mspaint neko girl death match.

Sakura chan sweep

#sakura katana chan is best girl

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siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don't ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid

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I’ve been in a quiet battle with my roommate lately as we hide this picture from each other—

I hid it behind her monitor and took her over a week to find it. She put it back on my desk and I hid it again.

The problem is I don’t think she’s gonna find it this time. I hid it too well. And that’s not me fluffing my own ego, I deadass don’t think she’s gonna find it. Not until we move out in May or a freak accident happens.

So all this is to say this; send your support to my roommate. Because I’m absolutely psychologically tormenting her about it’s whereabouts.

#I love being all fucked up and evil

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It’s great because I finally embraced my autism and found my people. I’ve literally never been happier.

They have no idea how happy I am and they can all suck it!

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

#I love all of my people more than anything in the world

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I just wanna say that I wrote this entire thing without using page breaks. I remember thinking, "God separating all of this by hitting enter a million times is annoying. They should do something about that."

They did actually do something about that, I just didn't know.

Anyways here's another plug for my review. Read it. I put in too much of my time, blood, sweat, tears, and screaming!

Miraculous Ladybug Season 5

Hello my dearest goobers. I hope you all are well.

I am here today to share a review I have written of Miraculous Ladybug Season 5. I used to be a fan of this show but I realized how ass it was mid-season 4. So I didn't watch s5 until it was almost done. And when I did, I decided to watch each episode and write a whole comprehensive review.

This project took me several weeks, several migraines, and several painkillers. It was a labor of loathing and it whittled a few years off my lifespan.

And I forgot that I wrote this thing up until now. So I'm going to subject it to everyone who reads this post.

If you're a person who isn't a huge fan of Miraculous Ladybug, likes swearing, bad jokes, incomprehensible commentary, and one big breakdown at the end then this review is for you.

It's a long one but I think it's a fun read.

Miraculous Season 5 Review

I hope you enjoy if you read it. If you do, please let me know if you have a favorite part! I don't share my writing/reviews on social media like this so I would love to hear from you if you read it!

#long reads #anti miraculous ladybug #mlb salt