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What if Gordy Was on Twitter...

#oh gordy #HES so cringefail #my goat…❤️

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what the hell do they know?

they’ve never done this

workin’ like a farm boy

aint a lot of fun this

different back in highschool

different back in my school

I was such a big deal

jesus this is unreal

catcher with a big mouth

woman talkin voodoo

salamanders have nostrils

really I’ll be who knew?

OHHH BUT I CAN DOOOOO THIS

PITCHIN MY WAY THROUGHHH THISSSS

#bull durham musical #ebby nuke laloosh #shes mine and don���t think just throw>>

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I think seeing john behlmann on a random reel using the wolf of wall street clip just further fueled the already happening john behlmann hyperfixation

#john behlmann #I think I’m the only person who can say they’ve been a fan since they were 12… #I take pride #acrobat…actor..writer…SoundCloud rapper…EGOT…singer…

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I think I drew this in 2022.. :(

need to redraw him in his slc fit…

i am the first shucker (i know nothing about this show)

#shucked musical #gordy jackson #my sgoat #(second greatest)

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oh god it’s been a year since they butchered bad💔I still listen to the first preview version everyday

#shucked musical #my friend seeing the show the DAY they cut the big willy verse (yesterday) is crazy #and they changed the pitch today….a year ago😞😞💔 #UNLESS I GET BETTER ur gonna get better! UNLESS I GET BETTERRR a million times better! UNLESS I GET BETTERRR

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you know it’s bad when all the tweets of ur faves are in a different language

#max van horn #dorothy michaels

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2024 maxchael van horsey yapping

the ENTIRE Plot out of the way, there’s something so AGHFHAHGSJWHDJWJJ🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️❤️❤️ about an intelligent arrogant actor who’s a perfectionist with very high morals about acting, and a nice dumb superficial reality tv star who was stunt cast as a lead having any sort of positive relationship through the dorothy filter

but it makes sense for michael’s character, not just because he’s a hypocrite, he values the person’s commitment and risk taking and focus !!! that’s what sandy had, that’s what max had!!!! even if the two aren’t necessarily good actors or anything like michael, sandy is literally one of Michael’s closest friends and michael (as dorothy) was able to form a friendship with someone you’d assume would be his biggest enemy I MEAN. evil man director, freeloader famous man RON CARLISLE AND MAX FALL UNDER THE SAME CATEGORY!! also on tour dorothy brushed off her annoyance towards max the second he mentioned reading shakespeare and got so excited so I think she’s just autism with it

( michaels a dick sure but people mischaracterize him so bad as this evil monster who spends the entire show treating his friends horribly 😢 )

but anyways john ((shout out to him for being the cast member who talked the most about his character, it saved 2019 and 2020 and 2022 and 2023 and um 2024 me cuz I just re listened to the laura heywood podcast I cant believe bi max has been canon for 5 years this year.)) BUT ANYWAYS BASED ON WHAT JOHN HAS SHARED ABOUT MAX he is presumably the only character that actually ends up forgiving michael ((chz julie is kinda up to interpretation)) which makes sense and NOT BECAUSE HES AN IDIOT but because

max didnt have to deal with as much burdens and lies michael left as julie and rita, whos relationships with dorothy were founded on womanhood. I mean after getting heartbroken and finding out the woman he was in love with and also had an infected tattoo of her face on his chest didn’t exist, Max continues Juliets Nurse with the new actress and then tries to do more acting with his newfound confidence that he gained FROM dorothy, AND realizes he still loves dorothy as michael :( the whole thing is awesome because hooray no longer dependent on your looks and body being the only worthy part of yourself ! hooray self esteem boosted ! hooray self discovery ! oh did I mention he hosts tv show after tootsie as well :D I wanna be a tv show host on day BUT as for his feelings for michael…..Painfully One Sided💔💔💔RIPMAX VAN HORN🙏

It’s hard to imagine they could maintain a friendship after tootsie in the sense that its kinda hard for me to figure out that the various scenarios I’ve thought of over the years would even be accurate considering how loud and delusional max is about his feelings, and if michael would even feel the same and how would that affect their chances at a friendship and AND. if Julie and Michael were to end up together that’d be the end of it 😭 Max seems to end up fine anyway so even if it’s a bittersweet ending, like sandys arc, michaelmaxxing ended, self respectmaxxing was achieved🙏 I need to make a separate post for the sandy/max parallels and their relationships with michael/dorothy BECAUSE THEYRE SO!!!! GOOD!!! I COULD WRITE ESSAYS

John mentioned that he tried to push for a line that would wrap up Maxs story in the end but it never found its way in and I feel like that would’ve changed the game…..Johnny Boy..Ty for ur service :3

but WUTEVER in my head dorothy and max shakespeare infodump and make out wrapped the ninja turtles blanket and my name is max and im wrapped in the same ninja turtles blanket and my dorothy isnt infodumpimg tootsie and making out w me so ima file a complaint real quick not cool bro. here is my favorite max and dorothy interaction frm the newer/and now unfortunately cut forever lines

max: you know, we should rehearse together sometime!

dorothy: sure! lets exchange numbers.

max: ….wont that confuse people trying to call us?

hi

Edit: Ok technically he does spend the entire show treating his friends horribly

#tootsie musical #Back at it again w the problematic niche yaoi #by mischaracterizing I mean like. The reviews and stuff this show doesn’t have a fandom…. #michael dorsey #dorothy michaels #sandy lester #max van horn #WHAT IS BRO YAPPING ABOUT #sorry for being a tootsier #tootsie #this is a diary post I doubt there is anyone in the world who would be interested in read in g this

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sobs uncontrollably

#tootsie musical #SHES FINALLY BACK #THE SET OF ALL TIME #AFTER 5 YEARS #AHHHHHHH

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DID THE CAST KNOW THAT THE NOT OVER YET ANNOUNCEMENT WAS THE FILM BEFOREHAND just curious :3

#shucked musical

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shucked closes tomorrow. will never forget finding out shucked was being made with my favorite actor in the world BY my favorite playwright in the world in 2021🙏 they ended up fucking up his song in the final product but whatever 🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭

#shucked #Johnny…Robby…GORDY you will always be famous

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i dont know shit about Scott pilgrim but toddallace gave me a look into what could’ve been …..

#what the hell are you TALKING about boy

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wip for the shucked community if you guys are even real ♥️♥️ idk guys i feel like these two should've been end game? /nsrs

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THIS IS SUCH A PLOT

#betty boop #boop musical #DOES SHE FALL IN LOVE WITHBA BRONY SOMEONE HELP #boop! the musical

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asking for totsie bootlegs is actually so embarrassingsomeone help me

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gordy jackson and lulu shucked you are everything to me

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im so excited for bull durham musical return next year i may not show it but wut the hell do they know they aint never done this workin like a farm boy aint a lot of fun this different back in highschool different back in my school i was such a big deal jesus this is unreal catcher with a big mouth woman talkin voodoo salamanders have nostrils rlly ill be who knew OH BUT I CAN DOOOOOOO THIIIIIS PITCHIN MY WAY THRUUUUU THIIIIIIII

#bull durham #musical

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when im in a running on broadway for longer than march to january competition and my opponent is book by robert horn starring john behlmann: 🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🏆🏆🏆🏆

#krilling myself #shucked musicall #tootsie musical #WOW