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hear me out

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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other hermits doing base lore: i want it to look like this cave has been here for hundreds of years with different generations using it and adding things to it

mumbo doing base lore: smacks table COME ON DOWN TO BIG RONS REDSTONE BARN

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Okay I haven’t seen anyone talk about this

Why, in The Magnus Protocol, is their job a night shift? It’s literally just an office job, why does this need to be done at night.

Even the Archives staff was a day job, and god knows they were dealing with the horrors.

ARTIFACT STORAGE was done (as far as we know) during the day.

What is going on at the OIAR that they need to be doing it at night

#IVE BEEN WONDERING THIS SINCE THE BEGINNING #tmagp

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 🎲📱

#tmagp

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great minds think alike

#i remember seeing these posts very shortly after one another and thinking im going insane

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“drank too much coffe so i can’t sleep. yet too eepy. ouroboros.”

-A player having gotten off a grueling retail shift and explaining why they’re not coming to session

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unsuspecting civilian: ahhh how nice is it to be able to sit down after a long day and play stardew. what a relaxing and calming game–

[enter: THE SERPENT]

#EVIL EVIL EVIL

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stardew valley isn’t relaxing to me bc it’s a particularly chill or simple game. stardew valley is relaxing because it gives me a controlled outlet to obsessively micromanage something and get consistent positive results. nothing heals my soul quite like creating increasingly elaborate spreadsheets for my crops and carefully calculating the optimal times to upgrade my tools

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never been more hype for a random sdv item drop in my life

#it's for Eleanor Shellstrop

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we should make a Best Slavic Swear Word poll

90% of the entries would just be variations of jebat and kurv/wa

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Alexander J Newell and Jonny Sims writing Magnus protocol 12

#tmagp

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he's so dramatic. :-)

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You're gonna be so mad when you find out what festival starts tomorrow

#stardew valley #sdv demetrius

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impulses theory for this pic is so funny

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Hi pookie could i have the next 15 protocol eps plsss /j

Sure! Here you go 🫶

#i knew it was gonna happen #and yet i clicked

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