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we asked 100 dead dwarves if lyrium can be considered a coral. here’s their answers.

#chatterbox

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me: yknow i kinda think the whole pining tenderness thing can be a little overplayed

me: listens to my inquisitor/calpernia playlist

me:

#chatterbox #dai #calpernia #coriander #coripernia #leave me alone if they can make cassandra straight i can make calpernia gay and romanceable

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but also

#with our luck theyll get a writer who hates her and all her opinions like they did with sera #da4

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Inspired by this post (x). I keep thinking about how gender is viewed differently in Qunari society and is determined by job. But what if the job itself WAS their gender? 

Bull being from gender nonconforming Qunari society would lead to witty situations like this:

Orlesian: Are you a man or a woman  Iron Bull: I’m a spy  O: No I meant biologically  IB: A Qunari  O: No I mean what’s between your legs  IB: On a good day, someone’s mouth ],) ],) ],)

#to the correct blog now. i love how this bull is drawn #iron bull #josephine

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self care

#Cullen hate tag #solas hate tag #sorry :( #chatterbox

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also i LOVE that you can tell that sumalee montano (f american inquis voice actor) had a little bit of a cold at the start of recording lines for the descent

#its Cute #dai #chatterbox

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being made tranquil = being made impervious to red lyrium’s corruption?

#all seekers have been made tranquil and all seekers are resistant to the effects of red lyrium... ergo... #chatterbox #dai

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idun morgansdotten adaar! shes half avvar all baby

shes best friends w cole and has nicknames/legendmarks for everybody

#inquisitor adaar #dragon age #dai #dragon age inquisition #my art

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Anyone remember when I said I was gonna draw that “First Kiss” comic? No? Well, no wonder because was really long ago. I ended up scrapping a few older versions because they weren’t silly enough and I couldn’t fit them in my 10-page limit. But here it finally is in all its cheesiness.

#(starts crying) #this is so sweet and so genuine #alistair #dao

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people who make straight characters bi are the bravest motherfucker’s out here

#lichrally thinking abt gay morrigan / alistair / cassandra romance and Weeping gently #cullens there too i guess if you wanna get nasty with a recently laid off 30 year old #sera and dorian StraightMancers do not count. do not fucig Interact #like those characters are so intrinsically gay it borders on stereotypical (but like. #and i say this delicately. in a good way) #(i know sera and dorian are characters that someone had to write and have.. A WHOLE SLEW OF ISSUES) #(but i Thinkg Theyre Neat) #but seras So Dykey and Dorians So Gay that it just feels comedic to put them in a straight relationship #chatterbox

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this was literally all i could think of when romancing alistair

#i . love alistair hes kind of a dummy and a little bit snitty abt it which is ENDEARING #alistair

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some real messy great comet dragon age crossover because i enjoy combining Things That Hurt Me Deeply

#da2 #hawke #varric #npgc1812 #great comet #my art

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come and read my illegal calpernia/inquisitor Fanned Fiction which is in compliance of my theme of completely disregarding bioware’s decisions on who is able to be romanced and who isnt

#dai #dragon age inquisition #calpernia #it has potentially vaguely correct depictions of canon characters! cole saying weird shit! characters using Swear Words! #what more could you want! #my art #like theoretically i guess

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the tarot cards i posted of her got a lot more attention than i thought they would soooo i thought i’d do some more art of her..! she’s saarebas, my companion oc for DA:I, she escaped the qun by seducing her arvaarad and burning down her entire karataam; before her magic developed she was a priestess and was also being considered for the ben-hassrath. she fled south at around the time of the 5th blight, and spent time in seheron, rivain and antiva before coming down to kirkwall to pick a fight with the arishok, also met hawke and generally hung around for a bit before leaving for the inquisition, where she still hangs out and occasionally burns stuff. she still has all her chains, mask and shackles, and she still wears them in battle as an intimidation tactic

she doesn’t talk much (in trade, she loves to wax philosophical in qunlat) and prefers to observe after being mute for so many years and comes across as very stoic and intimidating. she considers herself qunari, but she thinks the philosophy of the qun is twisted by the people who operate it and generally advocates for the plight of saarebas around the south. she is exceedingly powerful as a mage and therefore more or less untouchable for the majority of her travels, so she got bored and figured she’d try to help stop the breach, since it’s dangerous and she hates demons. ya 

#(sound of my dick turning inside out) #i used to rp w Hers... she has aged Well #dai #art #oh what a Babe. what a babe

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Y’know how when you like someone all of a sudden everything they do becomes endearing?

Alistair Knows.

#dao

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And so continue the amazing adventures of Rizo the Grey Warden and Occasional Body Looter

#NNBBBGBB #this is so cute #dao

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so i finally got to That Part in the jaws of hakkon dlc

#‘inquisitor.’ ‘inquisitor.’ (STARTS CRYING SO HARD I THROW UP) #dai #jaws of hakkon