confused calvinist, 6 months after conversion: so when will my plush tiger start talking
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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment
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Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
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Just wanted to clear this thing up
Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either:
I want to treasure that ask forever
I dont feel up to social interaction
I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it
What it does NOT mean:
I dont like getting asks
You’re bothering me by sending asks
SAME APPLIES FOR UNANSWERED TAG GAMES!
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btw the majority of your life will be lived as a adult. yeah i don't make the rules. go have fun in your 40s or 70s or whatever. no one expects you to accomplish everything at 17 or 27. you've got time and in the meantime get some life experience, it will pay off
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no offense to salmon but it seems a lot easier to swim with the tide than against it
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Explain your reasoning plzzz
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We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
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Comfort
2024
cone 02 red earthenware, underglaze
available in one hour! (noon CST)
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