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sorry what were u saying i was having weird vampire sex in my head

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I think horror directors need to realize they’ll never make vampires truly scary. you make the most disgusting, grotesque vampire and there will always be at least one person out there that will find that vampire fuckable

#and that person is me

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“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?”

#the good shit #frankenstein

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#if an 80s horror is bad its probably at least camp #if a 2010s horror is bad its probably a pro military machine or racist or something along those lines

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hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

#hehicular hanslaughter lecter is selling me #haywalking lecter #hredit hard hraud lecter #honey haundering lecter

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Nesting

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fellas i just got turned into a vampire but i was distracted by my sire's soft lips on my neck. i made out with his wrist also and then i slept on top of him in an unfortunate 'only one coffin' incident. it was not that gay and i hate his philistine ass btw

#me #iwtv

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hello, my name is august and i’m new to the fandom. i figured a nice way to introduce myself would be to make this quiz. please feel free to take it if you have time! i’d love to know your results!

#dwayne #its the height difference babes #also the sun and moon imagery i live for

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We were robbed of a homoerotic ending of the boys licking their wounds after the movie so may I present to y'all:

Sorry they're my favorite ship. I want to draw the reverse as well with Marko tending to David's wounds.

#god i wish that were me #tw blood

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how many times did Will fantasize about getting pushed against this ladder for him to have a visceral reaction to Hannibal cornering him like this? slut, whore, harlot.

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“if labyrinth was in modern day everyone would be so tumblr horny and fandom weird for david bowie” is such a weird thing to say… like… did you see labyrinth… that’s like the whole point of david bowie in the movie. did you see his crotch.

#jarethhhhhh

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“but you must feed”

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an old lost boys thing i did last june!! realized now would probably be a good time to post it,, even tho im not super satisfied with it BUT WHO CARES ITS OCTOBER ITS MY FAV MOVIE ITS VAMPIRES!!!!!! HELL YEAH >:)

#boyfriends #dream polycule

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# for science 👀

#I wanna knaw on this man #prev tag #he pretty

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harlivy 🌱❤️

#obsessed with them your honor

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Paul made the other Lost Boys form a band with him but he’s the only one who practices like every night

#ooooooo!!!!

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Hannibal | 2.13 'Mizumono'

#i might need to rewatch hannibal soon #annika rising from the ashes again

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its so fun that T comes in little vials and it changes your appearance. its like a magic potion except you dont drink it

#a little glass vial???