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Shes a legend lol
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1.03 // 2.10
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zooophagous
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Are you sick or just resting
Why won’t you eat
Are you dead or asleep… oh sorry you were asleep sorry I bugged you
What do you have in your mouth, oh God spit it out
The pet owners dilemma
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tumblr keeps crashing and freezing and lagging like come on I just got back from my goddamn hiatus and I’m in a very fragile state. I think it’s telling me I shouldn’t have come back yet since I have finished season 6 but I know everything that happens and I DON’T WANT TO SEE MONICA SOMEONE GET HER AWAY FROM ME or the breakup when I read about it online I stopped writing my Ap world history essay and cried for like an hour-ish
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This Taco Bell ad has no business looking like a Disney channel commercial.
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Steven gets rocked.
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person: are you gay or straight?
bi/pan/ace person: um...
bi/pan/ace person:...no?
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OKAY WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE…..
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okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap
magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol
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The signs as alternate universes
Aries: A universe where people live in a giant, detailed RPG video game.
Taurus: A universe where Pokemon are real, and there is somehow economical stability, even though people get paid lots of money for training pokemon since they are 10 years old.
Gemini: A universe where people are anime characters.
Cancer: A universe where men are women and women are men.
Leo: A universe where Leonardo Di Caprio won an Oscar.
Virgo: A universe where music suddenly plays in the background according to your mood, without you having to put it.
Libra: A universe where everyone gets the same opportunities in life, and where alchemy is possible.
Scorpio: A universe where people have superpowers according to all of their zodiac signs (sun, moon, rising, Mercury, etc.).
Sagittarius: A universe where toasters fly and dominate the world from above, using their toaster-y... powers... I guess...
Capricorn: A universe where it's always night, and there are moonsets instead of sunsets.
Aquarius: A universe where people literally live their dreams and nightmares.
Pisces: A universe with inverted colors.
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If you are awake right now, what time is it there and what are you thinking about?
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my kink is people caring about me
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type snail church in the tags with ur eyes closed
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“There’s no such a thing as heterosexuality in Penny Dreadful. All the roads lead to Dorian Gray!”
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