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I like this idea! Just count up all the fucking votes. Mail out scantrons.

The Electoral College is a vestige of slavery. Getting rid of it would improve democracy.

One person, one vote.

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Fertility testing/treatment here I come! 😩😭

#can’t get pregnant #fertility #time keeps on slipping! #my boy will already be 2.5 years old if I got pregnant like TUH-DAY

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Republican hypocrisy is the design.

GOP politicians take and take, then flip and tell others to do without.

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This makes me uncomfy

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If I’m not pregnant soon I’m gonna freak out

They’re dripping out I can feel it running down my labia

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Richard and I have conversations like this on the reg

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Me: TAX 👏 THE 👏 RICH 👏

My boomer dad: We do! A proportionate percentage!

Oligarchs: I’m ready to pay my taxes!!! I just need to write some things off real quick… I own so many businesses and so much land and real estate and I need to write off my private jet flight to my quarterly oligarch brunch in Italy because we brought up the topic of our lazy ass employees for 45 seconds before ordering the hors d’oeuvres. Okay! I owe…. *calculating* $36! I’ll get my assistant to put a check in the mail, right away. And I’ll bill the IRS for the postage. 🥰 I did it!! I paid my taxes!!! I did my part!!!

The current taxation system is FLAWED!!! FIX IT!!

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What the hell is chat

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I have MULTIPLE female friends in their 20s/30s who have severe PCOS or other issues causing them great pain and suffering, but their doctors refuse to give them a hysterectomy because “they might change their mind later” or “their husband might want a baby someday.” Well guess what mother fucker, most of them are lesbian so no husband to ever worry about. They STILL can’t get the procedure! It is UNREAL the things women are forced to go through because some man may want to use their body at a future date. Like… does their current well being not matter AT ALL?! I swear to GOD if I want a hysterectomy someday I will claw somebody’s eyes out to get it. Not even my husband will be able to stop me; I’ll claw him up too. NOBODY gets to choose what I do with MY body but ME. For fucks sake.

Pro-choice is about so many things other than abortion that you should keep your nose out of.

#pro choice #reproductive freedom #freedom of choice #let me choose #reproductive rights #abortion #ivf #women’s rights #women’s health #women’s freedoms #THIS IS 2024 #COME ON

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I can answer the first one! You take the little tampon string and shove it up there or cut it off. One time I forgot to do that because I was usually only a topless dancer, but this night a full nude dancer called out and they needed someone extra to add into the rotation. I said sure why not but forgot to shove my string, and I gave this poor 19 year old birthday boy a full nude lap dance and I put my pussy right in his face I mean he basically wiped his nose with my labia and it wasn’t until well after that I realized my string was probably sliding across his face that entire time. Poor lad never said a word. Such a gentleman.

And that’s my stripper story of the day!

Let's take it from the top

#stripper #i miss stripping #strip strip stripadelphia #tampons #did i forget a tampon up in there #if I don’t get my period in the next week I might be pregnant

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This cat looks like 2 toys that Sid from Toy Story sewed together

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Vote blue no matter who. Health = happiness. If you can’t get your health under control, you will have a hard time being happy.

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May have to start thinking about fertility testing and treatment 😩

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Can you imagine being arrested after being denied life saving fetal care and having a miscarriage at home? That’s a possibility when republicans run things.

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO.

#vote blue #abortion #abortion rights #pro choice #it’s not fair #it’s cruel #it’s disgusting #I’m grossly ashamed of my country’s leaders

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Definitely sexy shorts

Man what I wouldn’t give to have more booty