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It’s crazy how we finish each other’s s

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The phrase “not to mention” is used for the sole purpose of mentioning something.

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“Thanks for the new bed, guys.” (photo by maxb176)

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some tinder bios never cease to impress me

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did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

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My cat has been weighing himself 20 times a day on the FitBit scale… and FitBit is dutifully logging it. - Imgur

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#so cool

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Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

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#so cool

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#oitnb #orange is the new black

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Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

#hahah #wow

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#sydney dishes house #hahah

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ht b Tho

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

Th Odp

#htbtho #hahah

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#hahah #funny