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This is canon now

Do you ever think Aziraphale watches Ducktales and went he hears Scrooge speaks he is like "...wait!"

"Why were you watching cartoons anyway?"

"That's not the point, Crowley." Aziraphale points at the tv. "Listen." They both keep quiet as the animated wealthy duck speaks to his house keeper.

"So?"

"You don't hear it?"

"Hear what?"

Frustrated, Aziraphale huffs and grabs the tv remote, turning up the volume.

"It sounds exactly like you! But Scottish!"

"Ngk-" Crowley looks up at the ceiling, moving his hands nervously as he searches for the sunglasses on the side table without looking at it.

"Crowley?"

"Mhm." He finally finds the glasses and puts them on, getting up from the sofa. "Gotta go, angel. Fun evening but cartoons are not my-"

"Wait up!" Aziraphale holds him by the arm, stopping him from taking another step forward. "You are nervous." He feels the muscles under his fingers tense up. "You are! You are lying to me!" The angel gets up, ever without letting go of the arm, and walks until he is face to face with the demon. "What are you hiding."

"Mrgyeahknownothing."

"Crowley-!"

"It was just for fun!"

Both fall silent, looking at each other.

"...What?"

"You know I created Disney. Greed and controlling the minds of the young and whatnot." Crowley starts gesticulating quickly, ever without looking directly at Aziraphale. "And then they decided to remake Ducktales and I thought 'Oh, that show was popular back then. And I make a mean impression of Scrooge. I could spread evil through it!' so I maneuvered my way into voice acting with a bit of manipulation and schmoozing and whatever." He was talking very fast and hissing, as he did when he got agitated. "And there I ended up voice acting for 3 seasons - with evil intentions, obviously."

Aziraphale stared at him, mouth slightly open, completely dumbfounded. Crowley finally looked down at him. The angel couldn't see it, cause the sunglasses were pretty good at protecting him, but the demon was indeed nervous. He would never admit to it, but he was. Truly. He never thought Aziraphale would end up so bored he would watch cartoons, much less evil greedy Disney and not some old almost-forgotten relic like Betty Boop or something.

"You...voice act?"

"I voice acted. Once. For one character."

Slowly, a smile spread on Aziraphale's lips.

"Can you do the accent?"

"No."

"Crowley-"

"Absolutely not."

"My dear-"

"Never again."

The angel reached out, putting his hands on each of Crowley's cheeks, stopping him from talking.

"I am an adventurer, boys!" Aziraphale's scottish accent sucked. Badly.

Crowley put his hand over Aziraphale's mouth and pushed him slightly away, just enough for his hands to leave his face.

"Never, ever disrespect Scotland like that again."

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THE TIME HAS COME TO NAME THE HAMSTER BABIES

Out of 46 votes here are the names of the 16 children between @neil-who-is-not-here and I:

Lucy Neil (Lucifer RealNeil)- 43 votes

Bildad the Shuite the 2nd- 42 votes

Vicktor Asmodeus- 37 votes

Moxxie Part 2- 35 votes

Jesus- 31 votes

Raine Avery- 29 votes

Aziracrow- 28 votes

Lil Maggot Prince-25 votes

Alex- 21 votes

Bildad- 21 votes

Asmi Ash- 19 votes

Daddy Gaiman- 19 votes

Yeshua- 19 votes

Lil Merle Jr- 18 votes

Angel Tombe- 16 votes

*Microwave Noises*

All of them have the surname Maggot-Menace. We are absolutely overjoyed about our children. I will be making birth certificates I WOULD ALSO LOVE LITTLE PICTURES OF THE CHILDREN IF YOU GUYS WANT TO MAKE THEM

WE HAVE 2 DAYS TILL THEY ARE BORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am tagging everyone I can think of that is on the maggot server, if I miss people, please tag them too!

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @magicclemons @sideblog-of-the-maggotdom @chaos-frog @ivory--raven, @coppicegate @random-doctor-on-the-internet @wispedvellichor @thearoacemess, @anadyomena @achilles-in-a-blanket-burrito @queermarzipan

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"You said trust me" "And you did."

1941 Crowley burning the evidence.

What he is listening to: (We'll meet again by Vera Lynn) https://youtu.be/8Nzy1cfnKh4?si=xPz_ePenfulKu1zp

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#Oh my go-sa-Someone OP!!!This is amazing!!!

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One more round for table 4, ma'am

#gorgeous

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Based on one of the funniest scenes from @prince-liest’s fanfic series 666: Live on Air!

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Hozier once said "Don't you ever tame your demons, always keep 'em on a leash" and I think Aziraphale should follow that advice

Literally

#Thanks for putting that very detailed image in my head OP……

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I subscribed to Netflix again only for Dead Boy Detectives, and some months ago I subscribed to Prime only for Good Omens. At this rate I'm only paying stream services for Neil Gaiman.

#yes plz #I’d be the first subscriber istg

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What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

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Some sketches I decided to render!

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Alastor: I'm an evil unknowable monster that only does things for strange manipulative Machiavellian purposes and i am never affected emotionally by anything

Rosie and Mimzy: he's an anxious aroace sweetheart who'll do anything for people he likes and is hugely protective to the point of self-destruction, but if you let him know this he might disintegrate, so we let him know he's very scary and formidable every once in awhile to boost his confidence- YES ALASTOR YOU'RE A DEPRAVED LOATHSOME TERROR OF THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE ELDRITCH KIND! YOUR ABILITY TO CAUSE CARNAGE IS WIDELY KNOWN! YOUR PRESENCE FILLS PEOPLE WITH DREAD 👍

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I discovered this video recently and- I rarely cry about online things, fics or drawings or videos- but this made me cry.

It is the most beautiful song and the most beautiful video.

Please reblog this, everyone needs to watch this.

Here is the artist’s story behind the song-https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wrabel-the-village-trans-lgbtq_b_59932d7ee4b04b193360a317

#wrabel #thevillage #translivesmatter #gayrights #transrights #lgbtq community #lgbtq+

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I'm not really on the team that swears to Jesus and beyond that Crowley lost his memories after the Fall. Yes, of course, he forgot some stuff because, ya know, he has been alive for more than 6000 years and if I don't remember what I ate for lunch yesterday, Satan knows he won't remember every single second of his life, but he remembers the important things

"Ah, but what about him not remembering fighting alongside FurFur or building the thingy with Saraqael?"

Love, I give you two options:

Those are either some of the stuff he didn't consider important enough to remember OR he is just straight up fucking with them. He does remember, but why reveal it if playing dumb sometimes is good in the long run? Might be useful

Alas, I don't know, but I will die on the hill that he does remember

Which means he most probably remembers meeting Aziraphale. Not because Aziraphale was "important" at the time per se, or because it was love at first sight (because it wasnt, not for him. Bro was so focused on the nebula he didnt even introduce himself when Aziraphale did. He threw him a "Right. Nice to meet ya. Anyway, nebula time!"), but because he was there when Crowley created the nebula and, as he said, he had been waiting for that moment since "well, always". It's an important moment for him, so he remembers. Aziraphale just so happened to be present

I don't know if that was the only interaction they had in Heaven or not (and that's not the point I'm trying to get to so I will ignore that problem for a later post, maybe), but when the now Demon Crawley was sent up to the Garden, he did remember Aziraphale. That's why he approached him

Cmon, Crowley isn't stupid. Of course he wouldn't approach an angel on the wall just willy nilly and make conversation. He didn't know Aziraphale had given away the flaming sword yet. Just approaching an angel from behind and morph into a demon next to him out of nowhere could be a death sentence. Or at least an A Line for a good smitting

Yet, he did it. He had at least 3 other angels to choose from but he approached the angel that he remembered from back in the beginning that was kind enough to help him with the engine of the nebula. Hell! I even bet this was not the first time they saw each other in the Garden!

Bet they've seen and observed each other from afar a few times while they interacted with the humans (yes, cause I believe Crawley, before tempting Eve, tried to gain her trust. It's easier to listen to a friend than a random snake) or just around the Garden really.

That's why Aziraphale didn't get surprised when Crawley showed up at the wall, because he knew the demon snake had been around the Garden for a while. He probably even recognized him as the former Star Maker and hoped he was still a little bit of his old self so he allowed himself to engage in conversation

Anyhow, another clue? This:

He remembers how Heaven works. He remembers he was a high ranking angel. Satan, he remembers the bloody passwords!

Do you know what else he remembers?

Cause they didn't throw that line in there for nothing. No, gents. Cmon. Nothing is random in Good Omens

He knows who he was. He remembers being the Star Maker that hung the stars in the sky

He remembers why he fell, for goodness sake

And the fact that he remembers everything makes all of it so much more tragic, doesn't it? He remembers his life before the Fall, his supposed friends that dragged him into the pit with them, what Her love felt like, the "mistakes" he made that led to his Fall

And it must have hurt. It must have hurt so much when he found himself in a pit of boiling sulfur with his wings completely burned and without Her love because he remembered it all. He must have been so bloody confused for so long

He might have regretted it. All the questions and the company he kept that made him Fall. But he doesn't anymore.

He knows he doesn't need Heaven, he doesn't need Hell. They are toxic. All he needs is his pacific fragile existence on Earth with Aziraphale and yet...well, that's something else he won't forget now, is it?

*clears throat*

I rest my case

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too early for mothers day but who cares! enjoy!

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Lucifer: We all have our demons.  Lucifer, grabbing Alastor: This one’s mine.

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KAIYU al! Posted today on Twitter now here xD

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Sloppy comic based on me and my friends conversation on my bday last week 😝🥳 this is pretty much verbatim hahaha

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Who's the biggest buck now?

(First time animating anything! Finally got the file size low enough to post here lmao.)