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punches deidre in the face

ah. okay. so that's how it's going to be.

" ...i would ask you to start praying before i retaliate, but clearly the gods have long since abandoned you. " she'll regret saying that later, probably. after she's worn herself out. for now, she doesn't care all that much. iako started it, she's going to take the time to finish it.

#✶ — › there’s a fire inside of you that can’t help but shine through. — ⌜ in character ⌟ #dee: i don't have a temper hehe :) #also dee: the gods don't love you for good reason you're a menace a nuisance you're awful you- #dcgfight

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sweet tooth (2021 netflix series): s1e2 "sorry about all the dead people" sentence prompts

part 2 of the series!! reminder that these prompts are not spoiler-free, and may contain potential content warnings for apocalyptic settings, child abuse, drug usage, killing, and death. feel free to change pronouns and/or descriptor words to fit your needs! EVEN MORE SWEET TOOTH PROMPTS

❝ he never listens to me. ❞

❝ it doesn't show mercy, and it is here, and it is now. ❞

❝ everybody left, huh? ❞

❝ are you ready to be free? ❞

❝ fate was bringing all our stories together. ❞

❝ how long are you gonna follow me? ❞

❝ sorry you missed it. oh, well. have a great life. ❞

❝ your jokes aren't very funny. ❞

❝ i'm not alone, i got you. ❞

❝ i said stay put, as in don't leave. ❞

❝ i'll be quiet, i promise. ❞

❝ you're creepy as hell back there. ❞

❝ guys like me aren't good for kids like you. ❞

❝ i'm going to bed. ❞

❝ i don't give a shit, as long as you're gone in the morning. ❞

❝ oh, no. not my food. ❞

❝ i tried some, but they were gross. and they made me feel funny. ❞

❝ you can have my share too! ❞

❝ i get angry when i don't have food. ❞

❝ maybe we can go in together? ❞

❝ leave my head alone! you can't have it! ❞

❝ you get many visitors? ❞

❝ i don't know why people still believe that. ❞

❝ don't get him started. ❞

❝ i'm sorry. i'm afraid i don't know her. ❞

❝ i tried to tell him, she ain't out there, but he's stubborn as hell. ❞

❝ do you bite? ❞

❝ i forget i have them sometimes. ❞

❝ are you who i think you are? ❞

❝ try not to think about it. ❞

❝ you're lucky you made it. ❞

❝ what do you want from us? ❞

❝ we don't want any trouble. ❞

❝ not sure i've met a sorer loser. ❞

❝ i hate it when you call me that. ❞

❝ can you at least bring me back some french fries? ❞

❝ busy as usual tonight? ❞

❝ you know what i went through. ❞

❝ i wouldn't be asking you if i had any other choice. ❞

❝ i've had to do a lot of things i'm not proud of. ❞

❝ you're acting like this is a bad thing. ❞

❝ it goes against everything that we believe in. ❞

❝ we don't want your money. ❞

❝ what are you doing with him? ❞

❝ you're one of them, aren't you? ❞

❝ he believes whatever the hell he wants. ❞

❝ he's better off here than out there. ❞

❝ you're weird. super weird. ❞

❝ what's it like having a mom? ❞

❝ we liked music almost as much as you, apparently. ❞

❝ i couldn't sleep either. ❞

❝ we're not here for you or your family. ❞

❝ come here, little freak. ❞

❝ we'll always find you. ❞

❝ you're doing what you have to, to survive. ❞

❝ sorry about all the dead people. ❞

❝ i can do it on my own. ❞

❝ don't push it. ❞

#✶ — › let the games begin! — ⌜ memes ⌟

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spell out your url using song titles. then, tag as many people as there are letters in your url!

P — providence / poor man's poison

Y — yellow / coldplay

R — renegade / big red machine, taylor swift

I — i can see you / taylor swift x2

E — everything i wanted / billie eilish

T — two / sleeping at last

Y — keep your head up / andy grammer

tagged by: @bravevolunteer, ty ty !!

tagging: uHH @moondevours, @aalberich, @astraldriven, @holymost, @dcgfight, @pyrocks, & @unpiety !!

#✶ — › i’ll stare directly at the sun‚ but never in the mirror. — ⌜ about ⌟ #had to cheat a lil for the last one bc apparently i had Only One Y song 💀 #...we're gonna ignore the outlier in I alright #she deserves to be a lil delulu and spicy i think !! #q.

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sighs. i should probably finish dee's hsr verse huh,

#✶ — › you need to just stop. like‚ can you just not? — ⌜ out of character ⌟ #literally i have everything mostly in place i just can't decide on her paTH #bc initially i was like ''well abundance obviously bc healer :)'' but. gestures to the everything else. #it's giving destruction path #aUGH

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now i'm not saying that modern dee would be insufferable over text or anything, but i am saying that if she got annoyed with someone then she'd absolutely be the type to correct someone's spelling if they messed up, put a <3 after it, and then say nothing else, bc it's petty but not petty enough that she can't bounce back from it when she starts regretting it three minutes later

#✶ — › i’ll stare directly at the sun‚ but never in the mirror. — ⌜ about ⌟ #also if they don't spell anything wrong but she's still part of the problem she'll just. #get to it way later on like ''sorry i didn't see this!! :(('' and then immediately move on #bc surely acknowledging the message is enough and talking about it is not. obviously #bonks her. CLOWN. communicate >:/

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head full, thoughts about how deidre has so, so many thoughts about literally everyone in mondstadt and oftentimes doesn't even talk to some of them, like. she thinks fischl is an absolute delight and insists that it isn't that difficult to understand what she's getting at if people just take the time to listen, she feels threatened by noelle literally just doing her job as a maid because "well I want to do the stuff for everyone >:(", lisa terrifies her bc she accidentally burned a book once and never recovered, she thinks amber is really cute someone to look up to and be inspired by, the same sentiment also goes for kaeya except she's lowkey too nervous—in a complimentary sense—to hold a conversation with him for too long, "i've known klee and diona for two seconds but if anything happened to them i'd–", she's not entirely convinced sucrose is a real person because she's only seen her a handful of times, she's a big fan of barbara's AND gets to work with her so she's thrilled about that 24/7, she's iffy about rosaria as i've mentioned before even though they basically do like. the same thing, if Anyone teases bennett in her vicinity she will throw hands as politely as possible,,, she is. especially protective of the pyros now that i think about it, which is kind of ironic lol

#✶ — › i’ll stare directly at the sun‚ but never in the mirror. — ⌜ about ⌟ #no there's no point to this really im just Thinking #...diluc is the One exception to the protectiveness btw. not bc she wouldn't want to but bc to her there is literally nothing she could do #that he can't ALREADY do better than she could anyway #she still thinks he's super neat though :) #also i'm calling it now she'd adore thoma #idc what anyone says‚ he's a mondstadt character #im STILL mad he wasnt in ANY mondstadt events smh

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‘ it doesn’t do good to overthink ’

that's what they always say, isn't it? that worrying about something too much is pointless, that dwelling over what ifs isn't a good way to spend one's time. she is perfctly aware of this, she has been for as long as she can remember. but hypocrisy is her middle name, and it's only to be expected that she ignores the advice she frequently gives to others. to anyone else, she'd insist that everything would be fine, that it would all be okay. to herself? she's been saying for a while now that it might as well be the end. a tad dramatic? ...maybe, but that's never stopped her before.

" yes, i know that. i've said the same to many others. but it's not that easy to just stop. impossible, really. for me, anyway. " aggravation at her own state etches itself onto her expression in the form of a frown, paired with an annoyed huff. she's wound up here more times than she count, though she usually doesn't have an audience. especially not an audence consisting of one of the most laid back people she's ever met. which, of course, begs the question, " how do you do it? er, how do you stay so carefree all the time, i mean. i don't think i've ever seen you worry about a thing. "

#✶ — › there’s a fire inside of you that can’t help but shine through. — ⌜ in character ⌟ #what a nice and carefree lad!! surely he's not haunted by conflict of any kind!! #unpiety

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y'know. i've come to the realization that working constantly on a project ft dee does great things for raising her muse and my motivation to create things involving her, except i can't do anything about it on here when that energy goes into the pROJECT,

#✶ — �� you need to just stop. like‚ can you just not? — ⌜ out of character ⌟ #''project'' like it's something serious lmao #i've just been screwing around in rpg maker bc i realized dee cannot be contained to genshin #and in hindsight maybe releasing her into a fandomless setting was a mistake- #BUT ANYWAY. i do wanna like.... actually write stuff here #shakes my inbox. i'll get to u someday bb i promise

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&. 𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  a  mix  of  angst,  fluff,  and  plot  focused  dialogue  prompts  in  the  form  of  questions.  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ what are you listening to? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ did it hurt? ❜

❛ are you sure this is a good idea? ❜

❛ do you mind if i sleep here tonight? ❜

❛ what are you doing out here by yourself? ❜

❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜

❛ don’t you know what you mean to me? ❜

❛ will i see you again? ❜

❛ are you comfortable? ❜

❛ are you trying to get us in trouble? ❜

❛ do you enjoy playing with people’s hearts? ❜

❛ don’t we deserve to be happy? ❜

❛ why can’t i come with you? ❜

❛ are you here to kill me? ❜

❛ you think i’m jealous? ❜

❛ do you want to share this? ❜

❛ is that blood? is it yours? ❜

❛ how do you know my name? ❜

❛ you’re an asshole, you know that? ❜

❛ like what you see? ❜

❛ was that your first kiss? ❜

❛ are you happy here with me? ❜

❛ sorry, did you want to be alone? ❜

❛ do you want my jacket? ❜

❛ how are you still alive? ❜

❛ you’re beautiful, you know that? ❜

❛ what are you so afraid of? ❜

❛ today isn’t your day, is it? ❜

❛ how does it feel to be in love? ❜

❛ you’ve been crying, what’s wrong? ❜

❛ do you remember when we first met? ❜

❛ isn’t this amazing? ❜

❛ did you miss me? ❜

❛ alright, who am i beating up? ❜

❛ that was a close call, wasn’t it? ❜

❛ am i worth so little to you? ❜

❛ how is it you’re never scared? ❜

❛ do you ever think about the future? ❜

❛ can you look at me? please? ❜

❛ you got me flowers? ❜

❛ well, how do i look? ❜

❛ what aren’t you telling me? ❜

❛ how about a kiss before i go? ❜

❛ you don’t know who i am, do you? ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜

❛ who’s going to stop us, huh? ❜

❛ wait, you’re leaving already? ❜

❛ it’s my fault, isn’t it? ❜

❛ have you ever lost someone? ❜

❛ do you think i’m a good person? ❜

❛ what are you thinking about? ❜

❛ is it really you? ❜

❛ what if i hurt you? ❜

❛ if you won’t take care of yourself, then who will? ❜

❛ have you come to laugh at me? ❜

❛ will you still look at me like you do now? ❜

#✶ — › let the games begin! — ⌜ memes ⌟

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anyone 6'0 or taller: stands near me

me: [softly] for fuck's sake

#✶ — › i’ll stare directly at the sun‚ but never in the mirror. — ⌜ about ⌟ #points. vertically challenged.

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@shackld // x.

compared to some of her other ideas, this one won't be winning any awards for being the best of them. in fact, it's probably one of her worst, but the day is still young. there's still time to make it worse. but at least everything turned out fine and no one died! surely that won't come back to bite her or anything regardless...

" goodness, no, of course i didn't just drop it off with some random baby. do you think me a brute? she just... you know, made the cute little grabby hands at it, so i very gently handed it over to her. which, realistically speaking, is probably the best way that encounter could have gone! " or at least, it is the best way as long as they ignore that the most obvious option for that was 'just don't give a literal baby a cursed object'.

#✶ — › there’s a fire inside of you that can’t help but shine through. — ⌜ in character ⌟ #sorry chief shes just a lil um. shes kinda. hm. shes not always the brightest bulb of the bunch- #shackld

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mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

#✶ — › i’ll stare directly at the sun‚ but never in the mirror. — ⌜ about ⌟ #hm

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i know i did not come back to this blog just for my dash to get the tw*tter treatment,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

#✶ — › you need to just stop. like‚ can you just not? — ⌜ out of character ⌟ #>:'( #shakes the tumblr staff. chews on them a lil bit ( derogatory ) Fix My Buttons

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chaotic unhinged lines from 2022-2023 (prompt edition).

basically in 2021 i made a list of prompts inspired by lines in tiktok videos and instagram reels that made me laugh so hard i cried! and now i have returned with another list! these may provide an alarmingly clear image of what my sense of humor is (aka broken) but i figure a little levity is always a good thing! more prompts are forthcoming, but in the mean time: bon appetit!

knowledge has always chased you, but you've always been faster.

no... no, that was mango apathy juice. from the farmer's market.

of all these people, you are the one i understand the least. i want to get to know you better, but like, not that much better.

i-i will CHEW YOUR MEAT!! WHAT are you doing?!

ooooh god, no, you wouldn't be long getting frostbit!

you are evil. like a hobbit.

WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!?!!?

i have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

AHEM!! fill my cup.

may god ignore you like you ignored my greetings.

i will avenge you mister van gogh.

call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder. here's fifteen dollars.

you're not in love. you may think you are, you dumb fuck, but you're not.

go ahead and put the ranch away.

sadly, "hopefully" doth butter no parsnips.

forget school, i want to be an italian sandwich.

you shouldn't skip work, you are a lawyer and he is a hamster.

you can stop roleplaying now. you're free.

her coupon game was so fucking raw.

i'm sorry guys... he's making a salad.

you could get a straight guy here if you learned to make a good pasta. i'll teach you how to make a risotto that'll get you married and out of my basement.

hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have night meats?

it's not the most ethical thing in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.

no, children, you're wrong. once upon a time, there was a piece of wood.

and i'm not saying she deserved it, but i am saying that god's timing is always riiiiight.

hydrate or die-drate, ya DICK!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD.

new york city is a fictional place written up by someone with a sinister mind and a knack for comedy.

this is grindr my guy.

wait, i didn't finish teaching you the difference between human and wolf anatomy.

it's time to tell your grandmother that she was wrong. do not be afraid.

vanilla vodka... you fucking child.

without ash to rise from, a phoenix would just be a bird getting up.

you are fucking alive. do what you want.

why are you cradling me like a baby, friend? this isn't how guys of my generation hang out.

i hope a hedgehog shits in your cereal, you difficult person.

you know, i am not as mean as i would like to be. and i think people should appreciate that more.

see, i am not a kangaroo.

well, i'd like to help, but... you see... not as much as i'd like not to.

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy.

when god sings with all his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?

i fight for a seat in heaven, every. single. day.

map maker? can you find me somewhere on the map where this big man thinks he's the king?

you bald-headed demon...

so... there are 24 million pigs in australia... and 24 million people... so if you ever feel lonely, there's like, a pig out there that's sort of your cosmic twin.

remember, alcohol is god's apology for making us self-aware.

i'm straight!! stop CONFUSING me!!!!!

you guys want something to eat? because... i know we'll die if we don't eat.

he is a BIBLICALLY gorgeous man. i wanna feed him grapes. i wanna fan him with the frond of a date palm from the forests of Lebanon. i wanna find the alabaster vial of perfume oil that one woman broke for jesus and comb it through his hair. like... he's stressing me OUT.

i'm not sad! i'm freaking HUNGRY!

maybe, if we wait a little bit longer, a fuck will fall into my hand, and i can give it to you.

it's not my fault you thought you lived in this IKEA.

let's leave my mother out of this.

jason may kill people but he's not bad enough to kick a dog.

i run for LUMP!

oh no, i'm all out of caring, baby!

you don't think it mcbe that way... but it mcdo.

what is this enticing bowl of white?

serious question, do his nipples sparkle?

what in the reese's peanut butter fuck is going on here?

if your parents don't buy it, stop loving them!

i just hope you know just how much you've decreased productivity today.

that was poetry at its FINEST.

and if you let that motherfucker shenan ONCE, you best believe they're gonna shenanIGAN!

may god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took her mom to the hospital to give birth to her.

that's modern milk for ya. what a time to be alive.

you have attachment issues. please fix it.

remember when people had secrets? we should bring that back.

the moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal.

i don't like the cobra chicken.

i didn't know eggs were this expensive? it's time to lay my own, i fear.

so you're saying the reason i don't have a girlfriend is because i'm not a big enough threat yet.

god gave him a top lip, that's why he's so powerful.

it's a common mistake, but frankenstein was actually the author.

i finally got a pocket-sized diary!!! also i don't get the concept of life.

if a beautiful woman disagrees with me, i will immediately change my view. i've no principles.

how did you all end up married to such boiled potatoes?

if so much as one tear drops from their eye... i will slap you back into your mum.

you are ringing a phone that does not like to be rung.

look how Dr. doofenschmirtz had a fucked up childhood but didn't project his trauma onto his teenage daughter. he projected it onto a platypus.

it is mathematically impossible for you to get a wedgie.

i'm breaking up with you. i love you, it's just... i don't think you could protect me from a mummy.

if you can't do fractions....... you will fucking die.

that's right; in the year 1791, all of our bottoms were killed in a Big Bottom Massacre.

people always assume i'm mean. like CAN you BELIEVE THAT CRAP?! like WHAT would make you think i'm MEAN?! I'M THE NICEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!

the chocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal; another of god's little tests.

someone's gotta tell the waiter that i ordered mashed 'taters and it sure as shit ain't gonna be me.

if i had a week i couldn't list all the reasons that wouldn't work.

#✶ — › let the games begin! — ⌜ memes ⌟ #unhinged content go brr

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noticing.

"You're really happy."

"Your laugh is so... I missed it."

"So when did you meet them?"

"Hey. Want to talk about it?"

"That's not your usual order."

"I didn't think you liked (item/flavour)."

"Since when?"

"You're in loooove."

"Those scars... [Name]."

"How long have you been hiding it?"

"It's your favourite."

"I thought I'd find you here."

"This is your spot, right?"

"When you're upset, you do this... disappearing thing. You're doing it right now."

"Where did you go?"

"How are you feeling?"

being noticed.

"How did you find me?"

"It's been a pretty great day."

"I didn't know you knew that."

"That's... my favourite."

"Yeah, I've... I think I met someone."

"It's not like that!"

"It's just -- I fell."

"Oh my god. Lay off, okay?"

"I like to come here when I need to think."

"I don't know. Just needed some air."

"How do you notice this stuff?"

"You're not my mum/dad/parent."

"I didn't think anyone was coming."

"I didn't know if you'd actually show up."

"Thank you, by the way."

"Thank you, for being here."

"I don't know what I would have done if I'd been alone tonight."

"Better. Now that you're here."

#✶ — › let the games begin! — ⌜ memes ⌟

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send me "be honest..." with a question your muse has been dying to ask mine and they'll answer truthfully.

#✶ — › let the games begin! — ⌜ memes ⌟ #hm 👁👁

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characters who view themselves as tools/weapons first and people second... characters who martyr themselves for a cause because they think that's the only way they can be worth something... characters who push themselves past their breaking point again and again and again... characters for whom devotion and masochism are inseparable... characters whose self-sacrifice becomes self-annihilation...... what was my point again? i had a point. anyway.

#✶ — › i’ll stare directly at the sun‚ but never in the mirror. — ⌜ about ⌟ #'' it's the dog motif of it all '' SO TRUE OP