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That is still my favourite guy, yes ❤️ And what beautiful art of him 😍

The Diplomat

Icon for the great @eredins-a-king-aint-he <3

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AI Dandelion made up a name for Sigi Reuven’s gang and I’m honestly somewhat taken. @e-merald-terror

#sigismund dijkstra #Sigi Reuven #witcher novigrad #the witcher 3 #gwent syndicate

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There is only ONE criticism I have of Game!Dijkstra’s appearance and that is that he should be taller. He should dwarf Geralt buddy. He should be like the same size as the aen Elle. He’s literally described as nearly 7 feet tall that man is over 200cms guys REALISTICALLY HOMBRE IS LIKE 210??? I want to see him just dwarf people okay he’s gianormous and I love him.

Like the height difference between him and Phil must’ve been hilarious bc this woman is definitely like a very average 162cm, 5'4, and then her work husband is neARLY SEVEN FEET TALL.

I love everyone compared to Dijkstra but like Yen and Phil have got to be my favourites because Phil is definitely like decidedly average height and yen is SHORT so both mfers are out here lookin like children next to Sigi.

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recent assorted witcher sketches :,)

#I’m dead this is amazing

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Omg how are his eyes PERFECT?!

Found this post on Reddit about another Dijkstra fancast and I am LOOKING

Like goddamn sirrrr👀👀👀

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you ever see a fictional man and think. i am sooooooooo normal about him. but youre lying bc no youre not

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me reading a post about non-existent fictional mobsters from a movie that has never existed

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@heartoferebor a poorly-executed gift.

#I’m not a huge Vesemir fan but I like him #love Vesemir dad memes #e-merald look

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Sigismund WAAAAY down at #23 holy crap. Underneath JAD KARADIN omg?!!? UNDERNEATH ROCHE AND AVALLACH. Dude fr I didn’t know you liked Avallac’h so much.

Hmmmmm this question feels SO familiar, somehow…

… almost like… I’ve been here before… deciding who I’d rather assassinate…

Here you go, my friend. Emhyr at #43.

OK, this was fun The Witcher Bias Sorter

The von Everec’s being in my top 10 was a surprise, but the top 5 were absolutely expected

#also real talk… when tf did I like Dandelion so much? #also fr Zoltan would be tied with Dandelion and Dudu #plus we don’t have MY MEN FROM THE SYNDICATE HERE #IT’S FAIR BUT I’M SAD ABOUT IT #I’ll go ahead and include #Gudrun Bjornsdottir #as one of my syndicate men

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Holy sh** yes 🤣🤣🤣

Look I absolutely adore Regis and Dettlaff individually and on their own terms, but there is something truly hilarious about the fact that Dettlaf "Does Not Understand Humanity And Prefers The Company of Lesser Vampies" Van der Eretein found a smeer on a wall in Stygga Castle, helped regenerate it, and Emiel Regis "Vegan and Animal Rights Activist" Rohellec Terzieff Godefroy emerged from that smeer to look at Dettlaff and say: I can fix this with jewelry and some socialisation.

Dettlaff: the fuq did I just bring back

Regis: True love ;°)

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@e-merald-terror

i condone and support every single vile deed my problematic faves have done. not only that i think they should have done bigger and worse atrocities than already committed. i think that would have been funny

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I’m back at it again y’all

Full version here

#OMG YES #HO MY GOSH I LIVE FOR DIJKSTRA STRETCHING HIS NAKED BOD #HOLY FFFF

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ok, I’ll admit, I’ve been counting the members of #baldandbeautiful club, so…

Gaunter O'Dimm, Damien de la Tour, Geatan, Sigismund Dijkstra, Bernard “Thaler” Ducat, Francis “the King of Beggars” Bedlam, Horst Borsodi, Madman Lugos, Letho of Gulet, Barnabas-Basil Foulty, Palmerin de Launfal, Milton de Peyrac-Peyran, the Unseen Elder, Caleb Menge, Radovid V The Stern, Dudu, Casimir Bassi… that’s a lot of people! in free order, mind you

Olgierd and Zoltan are disqualified for cheating (you just can’t have it both ways), and Regis will be bald only in a few hundreds of years.

#‘real patriots!’ I’m fking dead 😂😂😂

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Sometimes I sit down to play certain games with particular expectations only to end up walking away with……an unforeseen investment in really unconventional supporting characters.

(Second image is taken from a set of screenshots uploaded by @bryd-one-brere​).

#the beauty of that Sigi pic omg

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Agreed agreed 100% agreed

That said, I HC that Sigi has a temporary phase immediately after traveling to mthfking Zerrikania and back where he’s slightly less fat, TW3 build. Then, once he’s settled into his life again, for which you have 2 options as to what life outcome he has in TW3, he gains the weight back. He just needs his financial and job stability again and then he’s back to his usual habits. I think those middle years, post-Philippa & exile/on the run were hard on him.

Love your art of him, if that’s not obvious. Love Dijkstra’s belly. 💕💕💕

Okay not to gripe about tags but like…. This person CLEARLY hasn’t seen any of my art other than this one piece

We love and cherish Dijkstra in this house, fat and all. Mans is described in the books as nearly 7ft tall and almost 440 pounds, and also described as having a big belly

Like my dude, my bro…. Why are you here, hating on my chunky boi, leave my mans alone

Edit: these tags were left on my silly comic about honking if you love Dijkstra’s tits, and just to clarify, I meant like TITS tits not pecs

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Finally finished this after leaving it for months… cause Dijkstra is still sexy asf

#hell yes #🔥🔥🔥

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I want @e-merald-terror to do this before I post my results.

OK, this was fun The Witcher Bias Sorter

The von Everec’s being in my top 10 was a surprise, but the top 5 were absolutely expected