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13 GOING ON 30 (2004) dir. Gary Winick

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missing dr. claire brown in the club this evening

#she was so kind she deserved better than what david shore wrote for her

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nonsense outros (part three)

+ sabrina on san francisco night two

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what people think i control at my job: every single state level law, whether or not they get a free ticket to our events, the flow of commerce, mass transit, the federal rail system

what i actually control: how long i will be playing stardew valley when i get home

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RACHEL SENNOTT as ALICE BODIES BODIES BODIES (2022) dir. Halina Reijn

#movies

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PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

#movies

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

#yeah it was an elective that you could take at my class called like marriage and the family #you had to take care of an egg? idk i didn't do that i took world religions instaed

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he never thinks of me

#taylor swift

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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you can’t be a gay icon if you leave your shopping cart in the middle of the fucking parking lot

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"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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just remembered music is real

This post is for fans of MUSIC only

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anyone else afraid worried concerned anxious freaked out etc etc

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anyway. onto better things

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@taylorswift: A fortnight til Paris 🤍 

#taylor swift