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aurora lesbialis :)

#unicorn wizardry #shit’s fuckin wild my guys

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reblog to call the person you reblogged this from a good puppy

#it’s me :)

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funnily enough, this is also my reaction every time mox hits another goddamn curb stomp

#* #why does he cause me such harm #you could just not use it jon. you could just not

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in an absolutely shocking turn of events, i started writing the Literal First Prompt i got for that fic meme and now it’s 1500 words and has an outline. so. tigers stripes etc etc

#* #it’s kind of awesome actually #me: idk if i can be creative… i’m so nervous abt writing… #me fifteen minutes later: i need to look up paper airplane tutorials for my kingston/garcia magnum opus

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50 A Softer World Prompts

Send an ask with a number + a ship.

Our love is a forest fire and we are the little things that live in the trees. (Today is the most exciting day of our lives.)

At my worst, I worry you’ll realize you deserve better.  At my best, I worry you won’t. (I’ve never been better.)

If loud, weird public sex is wrong, then being wrong is wicked hot. (right and wrong are just guidelines to hotter sex)

i don’t know what the fuck true love even is but i do want to hang out with you for basically the rest of my life. (let’s hang out - TO THE DEATH)

my five year plan is to maybe go out for ice cream this afternoon? (Live every day like the ice cream store is closing.)

I have loved since you.  But when the new paint gets scratched, there you are underneath. (My heart is layers of scar.)

I know your weakness.  It’s kisses.  You are doomed. (Don’t worry.  We’re all doomed eventually.)

Ah, unrequited love.  When your best isn’t enough. (Participation medals of the heart.)

CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP NOT SURE HOW TO STOP (WHY STOP)

When you touch me, my mind is gone.  The only words I know are lost inside your body. (right in there.)

hey, i’m liking your photos at 2am because i want to make out.  i’m texting you at noon because i want to make out.  i woke up today because i (we don’t need words)

It’s a full moon.  I bought some rope and handcuffs to bring to bed tonight. (beware the moon.)

You aren’t really a good person, but god damn, you make bad look awesome. (no one could steer me right, but mama tried.)

I think I’ve got fireflies where my caution should be. (Instead of slowing down, I just shine brighter.)

No no, we aren’t breaking up!  You didn’t let me finish.  I’m gay for YOU. (And I’m queer for math!)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can do whatever you want to me. (please do.)

I do not believe in love at first sight.  But god damn. (Look at you.)

I don’t know how to make things right.  So I’ll just keep pretending that nothing’s wrong. (you know that I’m no good)

When I look at you all I can see are the mistakes we’re going to make. (The future’s so bright.)

If something seems too good to be true, quick!  put it in your mouth! (before anything can go wrong!)

To thine own self be wicked sexy. (And then send pics.)

Today’s a perfect day for naked cuddling.  I don’t even care what day it is.  Every day is perfect. (I’m gonna spend it with you.)

We talk in the dark as we fall asleep, and we are objects in the night sky outside of time. (it is the exact opposite of alone.)

I joined Plenty of Fish to find out who stole my bike.  A fun first date would be going to your house to see if you have my bike. (What a lovely home.  Do you have a shed?)

This town isn’t big enough for the both of us.  Let’s run away together! (Let’s join a street gang!  Is NASA recruiting?)

I love you the way a knife loves a heart the way a bomb loves a crowd the way your mother warned you about, essentially. (the way a human loves another human)

Our love is like.  Our love is only like. (I like you.  I don’t LIKE like you.)

I miss doing nothing with you. (I miss not having to pretend to like your family.)

I hate it when you leave but I love to look at your butt while you walk away. (it gives me sexual arousal.)

In a dark, dark wood there was a dark, dark house and in that dark, dark house I think we should get drunk and fool around. (I want dirt under my fingernails.)

I love the way your face lights up when someone says, “It might be dangerous.” (I am glad we are friends.)

I think you are beautiful and I would like to kiss you.  I can think up some clever lines, if you’d prefer.  But I wanted to say that, first. (None of those lines seemed to be about you or me.)

I cannot help but notice we are sitting-in-a-tree.  So, you know, maybe we could think of something to do… verb-wise. (I want us to gerund, essentially.)

When you’re around I don’t know how to hide my feelings.  I count in binary, in my head.  zero one one zero one one and you count clouds. (while you count clouds)

I hate trying to put my desire into words when my body knows exactly what to say.  Come home. (You can’t start a fire without a spark.)

I love you but I don’t love you enough to give up falling in love. (anyway, happy anniversary!)

on the paper, she had written “you” and she told me “that’s a list of the people who are standing too close.” (I ain’t your pal.)

You are the love of my life so far. (Tomorrow’s just a day away.)

There should be a word for a threat that is also a promise.  Because that is what I want you to hold me down and do. (I love you)

I laugh along but inside I know that it’s true: Being in love is totally punk rock. (quiet kisses are so hardcore)

I don’t believe each person has just one true love, but sometimes we don’t have enough time to find another. (That’s the way it crumbles.  Cookie-wise.)

I would love you more if you were someone who could love me. (buy your love by playing make believe.)

Fun things to yell during sex: Anything. (he is risen.)

I am writing a book of love poetry for you.  For example: “The only reason you could possibly need your music that loud is if you were planning to listen from my apartment.  You downstairs motherfuckers.” (Every day I hope to see a moving truck pull in.  Or an ambulance.)

when I picture you with your new lover I get angry, and then sad, then kinda horny. (I miss you)

We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster.  But tell me your heart doesn’t race for a hurricane or a burning building.  I’d rather die terrified than live forever. (mistakes aren’t always regrets)

If they invented a way to actually have sex over the internet you and I could use that glorious technology for internet hugs. (You know, when I wasn’t using it for sex.)

Life would be way easier if I were easier. (Fact.)

I want to rob lumber mills and hospitals with you and just bewilder the hell out of people the way love should. (We will make everything wrong in the right way.)

I will always love you, or anyway I will always have loved you now. (And you will always be someone who was beautiful, once.)

#fic memes #asw meme #hiiiii!!! how's things!!! #i am having a very difficult time but i am so so sick of it so like. let's have fun!! #i actually feel like. creative today. like i can Do?? Things??? #unheard of. outrageous #anyway i saw like three of these prompts and went 'oh yeah. Oh yeah.' #so if you would like to shoot me an ask with a number/prompt and a ship you'd like me to do a fic bit for!!! #if you want somethin set in a specific universe you can pop that in there too #i have sin on speed dial (by which i of course mean upstairs) if anyone wants a craigslist one #or if you just want somethin from both of us!!! oooh i missed this feeling #the suspense the possibilities the creative joy/rage... well this is quite nice isn't it!!! #anon is on yall know what i write by now and i would very much like to write some wild shit today

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i called the ssa office to ask something and in the pre-recorded message they say, like it’s not fucking Insane, “if you’re calling with regards to a disability claim, due to a staffing shortage, current processing times for disability claims are between 250 and 300 days, after which it will take three to four weeks for you to receive your decision by mail” as though that’s just something that happens whoopsie sorry about that like die actually. how do these people sleep at night

#* #the welfare system has so many fucking hoops people have to jump through #for No reason #if you actually believe the majority of people on welfare don’t ~need to be #frankly if someone’s willing to go through all this bullshit to get a $200 unemployment check a week #they deserve it. like they make this shit stupid hard #when i informed the medicaid dept i had been put on leave from work #they requested - no exaggeration - Eight separate pieces of documentation #four of them needed to be signed and dated by people who weren’t me #one i didn’t have access to bc it was sent to my work email #which my workplace restricted my access to #and if i succeeded i would have gotten at most 60% of my average weekly paycheck #all of that bullshit. to - Maybe - get a minuscule amount of money #like. this system Exclusively oppresses people who are Already struggling #when you’re going through smth as hard as potentially losing a job #and then in order to have any sense of security at All #you have to do several difficult stressful tasks #in order to make sure you can Survive #life for ppl on welfare is already garbage i hate that these vultures make it even Harder

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my work told me to punch out on march 6th, then told me i'm a crybaby for not being able to perform a process which wasn’t in my original job description, they hadn't taught me, didn't offer to teach me, and which causes me extreme anxiety.

then when i sent them an email to very calmly explain why i was upset about this, they told me they would get back to me at the beginning of the next week, then didn't contact me at all until i sent them an email, then finally sent me an email the next thursday basically listing every time i've struggled with something in my four years at this job, including a time when i told my supervisor i was struggling to concentrate the month after i had a cervical fusion, in 2022.

then a week later they told me actually they did have work for me, and i could come back to work whenever i wanted, and then graciously allowed me to work for not even a full pay period before this morning telling me i had to punch out again, and they won’t be getting back to me until at least next thursday.

so now i’ve worked 2 weeks out of the last month and a half, which means they can cancel my health insurance whenever they feel like it, cutting off my access to both my therapist And my psychiatrist.

so. things are great and i don’t feel exhausted and pathetic all the time and the job industry is a very cool fun place where people will absolutely hire me despite every entry level position requiring a BA and five years of experience. these things are true because if they aren’t i will have a mental breakdown. again.

anyway, dropping these here because the welfare system is disgusting and corrupt and they don't actually care about helping people in the slightest - paypal venmo cashapp

#hello i lose my health insurance at the end of the month #and cobra are demons who somehow thing being put on leave means i have a spare $900 a month #for worse health insurance than what i have now #i hate that at any point my workplace can just decide i don’t get to support my family #especially when they prodded me into going part time while knowing that the second i wasn’t full time #they could just bench me instead of finding work for me #and it’s not like your average person has money to spare #because the entire country is like this at the moment for a lot of people #my brother is doing his best to support us but i can tell how much stress it’s putting on him #to be the only one bringing in wages #it sucks to literally Want to work and other people get to decide to make that impossible #at this point i’m considering reopening my patreon #since i have time to focus on it and it would give me an opportunity to feel like i’m Doing something #idk maybe i’ll take a look into it today

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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

#PEOPLE WHO FALL FOR SETH ROLLINS REVISIONIST HISTORY AGENDA #THE ENTIRE POINT IS THAT HE IS NOT ACTUALLY THE ARCHITECT HE THINKS HE IS #IF YOU ARE TAKING HIM AT HIS WORD YOU ARE A FOOL #HIS ENTIRE GIMMICK IS BEING DISHONEST!!!!!

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its ok man its basically totally normal for two regular friends to jerk eachother off everbody does it dude its all good its not even gay its normal

#mox welcoming yuta to bcc

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went to a fetish party last night and it was SO fun, there was a mushroom fairy themed kink fashion show which was adorable and also I got in a cage for the first time

#YEAHHHHHH great night great cage. #mushroom show was so cute!!!! drinks were stupid expensive but i realized why #after i took a sip and realized it was just a giant cup of liquor #god So fun i love queer people

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Adam Page disrespects the code of honor ROH x NJPW: War Of The Worlds 2015

#wrestling #hangman adam page #the thoughts that i am having…indecent #peter himself is going to emerge from the heavenly gates and go ‘jeez that was a little much don’t you think’ #yes peter but consider: my brain is vibrating

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my work told me to punch out on march 6th, then told me i'm a crybaby for not being able to perform a process which wasn’t in my original job description, they hadn't taught me, didn't offer to teach me, and which causes me extreme anxiety.

then when i sent them an email to very calmly explain why i was upset about this, they told me they would get back to me at the beginning of the next week, then didn't contact me at all until i sent them an email, then finally sent me an email the next thursday basically listing every time i've struggled with something in my four years at this job, including a time when i told my supervisor i was struggling to concentrate the month after i had a cervical fusion, in 2022.

then a week later they told me actually they did have work for me, and i could come back to work whenever i wanted, and then graciously allowed me to work for not even a full pay period before this morning telling me i had to punch out again, and they won’t be getting back to me until at least next thursday.

so now i’ve worked 2 weeks out of the last month and a half, which means they can cancel my health insurance whenever they feel like it, cutting off my access to both my therapist And my psychiatrist.

so. things are great and i don’t feel exhausted and pathetic all the time and the job industry is a very cool fun place where people will absolutely hire me despite every entry level position requiring a BA and five years of experience. these things are true because if they aren’t i will have a mental breakdown. again.

anyway, dropping these here because the welfare system is disgusting and corrupt and they don't actually care about helping people in the slightest - paypal venmo cashapp

#* #it sucks that whenever i have the opportunity to try to write again #it's because my work has decided that people with anxiety don't deserve to be able to pay their mortgage #like. it's really hard to feel creative or inspired when everything around you is telling you that you suck at everything #idk. i have no idea what to do. i'm trying so hard and i've been trying so hard #and it feels like it doesn't matter. bc nothing gets better #and it makes me wonder why i even bother to try at all #because clearly i'm just not good enough at anything to be able to make my life better #sorry 4 pity partying but also i’m very sad so like it doesn’t feel very much like a party at all

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hey when are they releasing rotom fleshlight

#* #hi btw #welcome to my twisted pokemind #sorry pokemon. sorry jesus

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by  とのとの

art republished with artist’s permission  

#cardcaptor sakura

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#animals #snakes #ohhh sweetheart

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but i lack compassion!!! but i overreact to people lying about me!!!! but i shouldn’t say anything about it!!!! this is literal demonstrable proof that the lies that these people tell about me are repeated wholesale by people who have no idea what they’re FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!!!!

#* #this is literally fucking ridiculous!!!!! #’i’m literally not involved in this at all but i Am going to baselessly and wildly accuse you of STANNING A RAPIST #GO TO HELL!!!! YOU DISGUST ME!!!!!

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im not any of these anons im just taking this all in but whats killing me is you two screaming sexism when you support darby allin? the rapist abusive scumbag darby allin?

LITERALLY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. LITERALLY WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS FROM. this is what i mean!!!! you are fully just saying this like it’s not provably false!!!! even if you use tumblr’s blog search function, which notoriously doesn’t work, as i just did, the only post that comes up is a post about him BEING A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!!!!

I CAN’T WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!! WE HAVE BOTH LITERALLY VERY PUBLICLY DISCUSSED HOW DARBY ALLIN IS A PIECE OF SHIT. I RAN A BIG BANG THAT HAD A RULE AGAINST STORIES ABOUT ABUSERS!!!!!! HE WAS EXPLICITLY NOT ALLOWED!!!!! YOU’RE LITERALLY JUST PROVABLY LYING!!!!!!

#asks #Anonymous #IM SO SICK OF BEING TOLD IM A PIECE OF SHIT OVER THE LIES OTHER PEOPLE TELL!!!!!!! #I LITERALLY DO NOT SUPPORT DARBY ALLIN #I VOCALLY AND PUBLICLY DO NOT!!!!!! #YOURE JUST SO FULLY READY TO BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE SHRIEKING FEMINIST HARPIES #THAT YOU WONT DO EVEN A SOLITARY SECOND OF YOUR OWN BRAINPOWER ON IT!!!!! #WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!