punnyskipper

[punnyskipper]

i said BET so who wants puns

#⛵ 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 // holly speaks

[punnyskipper]

 SOME MORE SMUTTY MEMES 

[ SIT ]  for one muse to finger the other who sits in their lap fully clothed,  keeping an arm around their waist to make them stay still. 

[ RISK ]  for one muse to drive and finger the other who is in the passenger seat. 

[ DISTRACT ]  for one muse to drive while the other gives them head/fingers them. 

[ WATCH ]  for muses to cuddle on a couch while watching tv and one of them begins to finger the other but stops every time they make too much noise. 

[ SUBTLE ]  our muses are cuddling,  sender begins to feel up receiver and tease them. 

[ STILL ]  our muses are cuddling,  receiver begins to feel up sender and tease them. 

[ GUIDE ]  while one muse is riding the other,  the one being ridden takes hold of the one on top’s hips to control their movements. 

[ CLOSE ]  our muses have sex in lotus position,  clinging to each other desperately.  

[ GAZE ]  our muses are having sex in missionary and the one on the bottom tells them to slow down so they can just look at them for a few moments. 

[ DELAY ]  one muse is trying to get ready to go somewhere while the other keeps kissing them and unbutton/unzipping their clothes. 

[ CAREFUL ]  one muse is recovering from minor injuries,  so the other takes charge and makes them stay still while they have slow,  sensual sex. 

[ REVERENT ]  one or both muses have been pining for a while,  sender body worships receiver by kissing all over their body and giving them oral. 

[ GRATIFICATION ]  one or both muses have been pining for a while,  receiver body worships sender by kissing all over their body and giving them oral. 

[ MESS ]  our muses are supposed to be cleaning up in the shower after sex,  but sender starts to finger receiver. 

[ RESTART ]  our muses are supposed to be cleaning up in the shower after sex,  but receiver starts to finger sender. 

[ CLEANSE ]  our muses have sex in the bathtub. 

[ TENSION ]  one muse is patching up the other’s injuries which leads to intense eye contact,  lingering touches and them finally crashing their lips against each other’s. 

[ DISCUSSION ]  for our muses to talk about kinks and figure out their boundaries together. 

[ APPROACHED ]  our muses haven’t been intimate yet and sender finally broaches the subject to receiver  (  feel free to add dialogue or actions  ) 

[ APPROACH ]  our muses haven’t been intimate yet and receiver finally broaches the subject to sender. 

[ SUGGESTIVE ]  our muses are hanging out and end up on the topic of turn ons,  kinks,  and what they’re attracted to. 

[ GROUND RULES ]  for our muses to discuss boundaries before trying something new in bed. 

[ OBSERVE ]  for sender to show receiver where and how they want to be touched. 

[ DEMONSTRATE ]  for receiver to show sender where and how they want to be touched.

[ LINE ]  our muses are supposed to only be pretending to be together for a mission or fake dating,  but they keep going and neither one of them is stopping which leads to them hiding away to have sex.  

[ DEBATE ]  our muses are arguing because sender is worried and overprotective of receiver,  but when they get up in each other’s faces they end kissing and groping at each other. 

[ CLAIM ]  our muses are arguing because receiver is worried and overprotective of sender,  but when they get up in each other’s faces they end up kissing and groping at each other. 

[ SENSUAL ]  for sender to slowly undress receiver,  caressing and kissing every part of them they expose. 

[ GRADUAL ]  for receiver to slowly undress sender,  caressing and kissing every part of them they expose. 

[ SERVICE ]  our muses just showered together,  sender dries off receiver with a towel and kisses each part of them they dry as they go. 

[ CARESS ]  our muses just showered together,  receiver dries off sender with a towel and kisses each part of them they dry as they go. 

COMMUNICATION

❝  well,  honestly i’ve never really had sex before and was kinda hoping you would teach me.  ❞

❝  i’ve never tried that before.  but i want to,  can we just take it slow?  ❞

❝  don’t be nervous,  i’ll guide you through it.  ❞

❝  just because i’ve never actually fucked someone doesn’t mean i don’t know what i like.  we have toys for a reason.  ❞

❝  show me what you like.  ❞

❝  can we take a break?  i’m enjoying this i just need a moment.  ❞

❝  can i be on top this time?  ❞

❝  can i be on bottom this time?  ❞

❝  just relax,  lie still and let me take care of you.  ❞

❝  do you think we could try pegging?  i’ve always been kinda curious.  ❞

❝  you can blindfold me but i want my hands free if we do that.  ❞

❝  let me know if the ropes are too tight,  okay?  ❞

❝  i think i’m ready.  if you are too,  i wanna have sex.  ❞

❝  listen,  i’ve wanted to get you in bed since you first smiled at me.  but we don’t have to do this unless you’re sure.   ❞

❝  i’m ready,  but we should set some ground rules first.  ❞

❝  can you use your mouth again?  i really liked that.  ❞

❝  do you like how this feels?  ❞

❝  yes,  i like this.  can you just—  please keep doing that.  ❞

❝  i don’t want to be touched this time,  i just want to focus on you right now.  ❞

❝  i prefer to do the giving if that’s okay?  ❞

❝  i like receiving but,  if you want me to do something i will.  i want you to feel good too.  ❞

❝  you can go harder.  i’m okay,  i want you to.  ❞

❝  i don’t want to have to think or have control.  just,  do what you want with me.  if something is too much i’ll let you know.  trust me.  ❞

❝  do you need me to slow down?  ❞

❝  what can i do to make you more comfortable?  ❞

❝  i know this is really vulnerable for you,  so we can take this as slow as you need.  you’re in control here okay?  ❞

❝  can you just kiss me for a little bit first?  ❞

#⛵ 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 // ask meme #nsfw //

[punnyskipper]

 ❛   i believe in long , slow , deep , soft , wet kisses that last three days.   ❜             @covaci​ - nsfw sentence starters 

“ DO YOU ?” he teases, eyebrows raised at the other man . “ is there a reason you’re not kissing me ?” 

#⛵ 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 // answered #covaci

[punnyskipper]

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.

feel free to change any pronouns that need to be changed.     these sentences have been taken from various books   /   movies   /   websites to   ,   so i will not take full credit of it.

  ❛   i believe in long , slow , deep , soft , wet kisses that last three days.   ❜   

  ❛   you must forgive my lips… they find pleasure in the most unusual places.   ❜  

  ❛   you’re really wearing that dress like you’re doing it a favour.   ❜  

  ❛   tell me… tell me you want me.   ❜  

  ❛   take me to bed or lose me forever.   ❜  

  ❛   i don’t bite, you know… unless it’s called for.   ❜  

  ❛   you should be kissed — and often — and by someone who knows how.   ❜  

  ❛   your pants , they bother me. take them off !   ❜  

  ❛   how would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?   ❜  

  ❛   i want you. and the thought of anyone else having you is like a knife twist in my dark soul.   ❜  

  ❛   i want you , all of you. i want to feel you inside me , deep inside me. i want you to tell me when you’re going to cum , hear you moan my name and fuck me harder.   ❜  

  ❛   WE SHOULD FUCK. like right now , right here. hard , fast. pin me down , kiss me hard , look me in the eyes and fuck me like you’ve never fucked someone before.   ❜  

  ❛   your face would look better between my legs.   ❜  

  ❛   i swear to god i won’t stop until you’re shaking.   ❜  

  ❛   tease me until i’m begging for it.   ❜  

  ❛   i wanna do bad things to you.   ❜  

  ❛   go ahead. touch it.   ❜  

  ❛   i want you inside me.   ❜  

  ❛   spank me. it’s the only way i learn.   ❜  

  ❛   push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me.   ❜  

  ❛   i love the way you fuck me.   ❜  

  ❛   i want to taste me on your fingers.   ❜  

  ❛   fuck  me on this floor right now, _____.   ❜  

  ❛   tell me. in your mind , what are we doing in that bed ? are we fucking nice and slow or are you making me sweat for it ?    ❜  

  ❛   your lips are like wine and i want to get drunk.   ❜  

  ❛   excuse me for being too forward but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like.   ❜  

  ❛   now spread your legs and try to tell me all about your day.   ❜  

  ❛   i want you to strap me down , fuck me hard and show me who’s in charge.   ❜  

  ❛   i won’t say it twice. strip down and get on your knees. right now !   ❜  

  ❛   feel my hand tighten around your throat as my cock slips inside you.   ❜  

  ❛   i want you in my bed and between my legs.   ❜  

  ❛   i’m not going to deny that i want to fuck you.   ❜  

  ❛   i’ll fuck you so good , for so long that the only thing you’ll crave is my hands on your skin , my cock deep in your pussy.   ❜  

  ❛   now will you please sit on my face already ?   ❜  

  ❛   i want you splayed out on the table like my own personal feast.   ❜  

  ❛   did you touch yourself ?   ❜  

  ❛   i never knew you were such a dirty girl / boy.   ❜  

  ❛   don’t you dare touch yourself today. i want your orgasm and i plan on getting it later.   ❜  

  ❛   i’d like to lick your pussy / cock. i’d like to hear you scream my name.   ❜  

  ❛   oh god _____ , i can feel you doing it around my cock. i can feel you – that’s it , baby. fuck yourself on me.   ❜  

#⛵ 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 // ask meme #nsfw #nsfw // #yolo besties go for it

[punnyskipper]

womaninpants​:

“i will say this once,  frank,  and i will say this only once  —  the fact that i’m looking at you has absolutely nothing to do with your truly awful guitar skills.  really,  it’s appalling…  you’re completely off-key,”   a pause as she looks back up from the page,   “it’s like watching a train derailment,  a person’s gaze is simply drawn in regardless of whether they want it to or not.  as it turns out,  though… you’re not terrible,  y’know,  to look at,  so the two sorts of looking can very easily get confused.”   

her explanation is tied up with a shrug as lily looks back to her book,  something matter-of-fact and simple about the words she speaks,   “it just so happens,  for the purposes of clarification,  that this time had nothing to do with the guitar,”

bubbly laughter echoes through the room . he knew that the guitar had nothing to do with why she was staring but he wouldn’t be frank if he didn’t tease her mercilessly . “ i’m oftended. proxima thinks i have wonderful guitar skills.” a pause, a smirk. “ i believe a train derailment is far too extreme, pants. ” why she puts up with him is lost but he won’t complain . 

he moves to sit the guitar on the ground next to him , chocolate eyes never falling from her . “ my, my, my. doctor lily houghton - are you hitting on me ?”  

#oh ive missed these two sm #womaninpants #⛵ 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 // writing #⛵ 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲 // post canon

[punnyskipper]

JUST  IMAGINE  THE  LIVES  THAT  COULD  BE  SAVED.  .  .     legend  says  one  petal  from  the  tree  will  heal  anything.   it  will  change  medicine  forever.

independent  doctor  lily  houghton  of  disney’s  jungle  cruise,    by  zanza.

*  non-rp blogs don’t interact.

#my soulmate frank's soulmate you can't have one without the other #no but really why are you following me and not zanza ??? #shooo go now #⛵ 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 // promo

[punnyskipper]

bannannie·:

𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒  .      ⧽         —  —   accepting.

[ DOORSTEP ] : after a remarkably good first date, sender kisses receiver on my muse’s doorstep.

she wasn’t used to actual dates. annie had always been the girl answering (or sending) the 2am text messages, sneaking out to meet people like she was still a teenager. but frank? frank taking her out on a real date, actually spending time with her and getting to know her, was foreign but it was exciting. even a kiss, gentle, more tender than she might have ever known for a first date. that was, if she could even recall going on a proper first date. ❝ wow, dinner and becoming the gossip of the building? this was a good date. can’t imagine what they’d say if i invited you in. ❞ she’d never really processed or dealt with anything in an appropriate way in her life. ❝ did you want to? for coffee? or - peppermint schnapps? ❞ || @punnyskipper·

IT  MIGHT  HAVE  BEEN  ONE  OF  the  best  first  dates  he’s  had  -  not  that  he  has  had  a  lot.  he  tries  not  to  date,  it  never  goes  well  and  only  ends  in  heartbreak  when  he  eventually  outlives  his  partner,  but  there’s  something  about  annie  that  draws  him  in,  something  that  makes  him  want  to  throw  in  the  towel  .  that’s  why  he  kisses  her  .  he’d  walked  her  home,  held  her  hand  and  now  is  kissing  her  on  her  apartment’s  doorstep  .  and  it  was  a  really  good  kiss  ,  the  perfect  amount  of  tender  and  soft  paired  with  pouring  how  much  he  already  cares  about  her  .  as  she  speaks,  laughter  bubbles  out  of  him,  a  soft  smile  on  his  face.  “  i’ll  come  in,  ”  he  agrees  but  his  nose  bunches  up.  “  but  no  peppermint  schnapps.  i’ve  heard  your  stories.  ”  

#⛵ 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 // writing #bannannie #⛵ 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲 // modern au

[punnyskipper]

❛ don’t mind me. just enjoying the view. ❜             @womaninpants​ - you sent this in six months ago

AN  EYEBROW  RAISES  AT  HER  but  no  words  come  out  .  he’s  leaning  the  headboard  ,  sun  streaming  into  their  london  flat  ,  the  light  playing  on  his  shirtless  chest  .  brown  eyes  shine  with  love  as  his  fingers  prick  at  his  guitar  .  “  finally  admitting  that  i’m  good  at  playing  the  guitar  ?”  he  jokes  ,  a  smile  on  his  lips  .  

sometimes  he  wonders  what  he’s  done  in  his  long  ,  long  life  to  deserve  these  moments  ,  the  moments  where  he  gets  to  stare  at  her  ,  watching  the  way  her  golden  hair  mixes  with  the  light  .  he  loves  her  and  every  day  he’s  reminded  why  he  chose  to  stay,  why  he  chose  this  life  with  her  and  every  day  he’s  reminded  that  it  was  indeed  the  right  choice.

#disappears for four months #returns to write zanza fluff #seems on brand #⛵ 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 // answered #womaninpants #⛵ 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲 // post canon

[punnyskipper]

FRANK’S BACK ! so we know what that means ! like this if you puns from your favorite skipper in your inbox!

#im so sorry to all the people who followed me from peg #the vibes are v different over here #⛵ 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 // puns call

[punnyskipper]

TITANIC (1997) QUOTES

I love you, ____

Don’t you do that, don’t say your good-byes. Not yet, do you understand me? 

I got everything I need right here with me. 

I love waking up in the morning not knowing what’s gonna happen or, who I’m gonna meet, where I’m gonna wind up. 

You learn to take life as it comes at you… to make each day count.

Stay back! Don’t come any closer!

Come on, just give me your hand. I’ll pull you back over.

Do you love him?

Well, you’re being very rude. You shouldn’t be asking me this.

Well, it’s a simple question. Do you love the guy or not?

Why can’t you just answer the question?

You are so annoying.

I’m the king of the world!

This is where we first met.

I changed my mind.

Do you trust me?

Goodbye! I’m gonna never forget you!

You’re a good liar.

What I was thinking was, what could’ve happened to this girl to make her think she had no way out?

No, no, that’s not what I was thinking.

Well, I believe you may get your headlines, ____

You’re so stupid. Why did you do that, huh? You’re so stupid, ____

Oh God! I couldn’t go. I couldn’t go, _____

It’s not up to you to save me, ____.

 You’re a spoiled little brat, even, but under that, you’re the most amazingly, astounding, wonderful girl, woman that I’ve ever known…

Music to drown by. Now I know I’m in first class.

I know. It doesn’t make any sense. That’s why I trust it.

You unimaginable bastard!

Oh stop it, mother. You’ll give yourself a nose bleed.

So, you wanna go to a real party?

How did you find out I didn’t do it?

Well, you’re about to fall into the snake pit… what are you planning to wear?

You shine up like a new penny.

I will never forget you.

You want to walk a little faster through that valley there? 

#⛵ 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 // ask meme

[punnyskipper]

O2H! O2H! O2H!

frank wolff from disney’s jungle cruise. independent, selective & mutals only. as loved by holly. not spoiler free

frank | carrd | template 

[punnyskipper]

if you see me setting up a new blog even though i said i was done writing on tumblr, no you don’t ✨

#⛵ 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 // holly speaks #mobile post

[punnyskipper]

punnyskipper​:

i’ve mostly transitioned to writing on discord so if you wanna write, hmu over there. if you don’t have my discord, feel free to ask!

here’s my muse list ! i love writing with all of you and i love the characters i write but i don’t have time to write on tumblr anymore with the stage of life i’m currently in. this is me literally begging you to write with me on discord.

[punnyskipper]

punnyskipper​:

i’ve mostly transitioned to writing on discord so if you wanna write, hmu over there. if you don’t have my discord, feel free to ask!

here’s my muse list ! i love writing with all of you and i love the characters i write but i don’t have time to write on tumblr anymore with the stage of life i’m currently in. this is me literally begging you to write with me on discord.

[punnyskipper]

punnyskipper​:

i’ve mostly transitioned to writing on discord so if you wanna write, hmu over there. if you don’t have my discord, feel free to ask!

here’s my muse list ! i love writing with all of you and i love the characters i write but i don’t have time to write on tumblr anymore with the stage of life i’m currently in. this is me literally begging you to write with me on discord.

#⛵ 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 // holly speaks

[punnyskipper]

i’ve mostly transitioned to writing on discord so if you wanna write, hmu over there. if you don’t have my discord, feel free to ask!

#⛵ 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 // holly speaks

[punnyskipper]

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#me wanting to start a cap or agent carter blog #WHOOPS #⛵ 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 // holly speaks