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kinda wanna write for josie too

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I feel like Hazel would def get cocky in the relationship like 5-7 months into dating, once she realised that your also a total loser for her too…

She’d def hit you with an “oh yeah?” and a sly grin when teasing you when in private, and CANNOT keep her hands to herself when the two of you are alone.

Still holds the loser lesbian reputation in public tho…

COCKY!HAZEL TRUTHERS !!!!!!!

she’s 100% one of those people that is really quite when you guys first meet. she’s like a little church mouse but after a few months of you guys dating?

behind closed doors, shes ALLLLL over you. i don’t see her being much of a pda person, i think she’s mostly a private person. but the moment she’s got you alone, she’s kissing your neck, grabbing your waist, and pushing you against the nearest wall.

#hazel callahan x reader #hazel callahan imagine #hazel callahan #hazel bottoms #hazel callahan fanfiction

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i have so many requests omg … this is a bit daunting but fuck it we call

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ok yeah so i broke my promise but i’m finally finished with most of my exams so i’ll get to writing

ok so i’ve been gone for the past few days im so sorry 😭 i’m getting to requests rn new hazel content soon prommy !!!!!!!!!

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ok so i’ve been gone for the past few days im so sorry 😭 i’m getting to requests rn new hazel content soon prommy !!!!!!!!!

#♡ angie's announcements

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Hihi!!! for inspo what about taking hazel to the state fair for your first date!!! Would hazel like the carnival games or the roller coasters?

i think she’d be a roller coaster girly she LOVES roller coasters. she’d suck at carnival games though… she’d play them anyways because she wants to be romantic and win you a stuffed animal but she seriously misses every single shot. it’s okay though because she’s cute. definitely complained about all the games being rigged until you decide to play a ring toss game that she’s attempted about 4 times and you win a cute purple stuffed dragon. she’s humbled to say the least. you end up giving her the dragon and she cherishes it with her ENTIRE soul. sleeps with it every night (she’s denies it but it’s true) and takes it with her when she comes to your house so she can spray your perfume on it, making sure it always smells like you. she also refers to it as the both your guys’ child. tells you that your ‘son’ misses you when she wants you to come over. she’s a loser simp i love her.

#♡ ang’s anons #this is short sorry but i might add to this later #hazel callahan #hazel callahan x reader #hazel callahan imagine #hazel callahan fanfiction

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if you put something in my inbox and i haven’t answered it yet, it will most likely be out today !!! been slumped with college classes but i do plan on getting some requests out <333

#i do realize that i say i have college classes too often #BUT I DO

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every time someone dms me about how they enjoy my writing, an angel is born

#i appreciate all of you so much

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me and @astroph1les discussing southern!hazel who has a sexy accent and calls you “honey” ……… creaming rn

#new brainrot #hazel callahan #southern!hazel

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all i’ve been doing recently has been college work and napping ………… i’ll get back to writing soon tho

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feeling uninspired ......... anyone who has ANY hazel au's/headcanons, totally put them in my inbox idc if you guys spam that shit, in fact, im encouraging you to spam that shit

#want to write but don't know what to write ....... #i do actually but i can't find the will to finish boxer!hszel or start toxic!hazel #i've been thinking about college dealer!hazel tho ...............

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all I’m going to say is that you will be seeing a lot of me in ur page, either anonymous or not 🙈 like haven’t stop thinking about hazel since I went to see the movie on Saturday night sooo thanks for feeding into my current obsession

ofcccc i saw it on friday and she's all ive been thinking about since ........... glad to be of service my love !!!!!

#♡ uraesthete #♡ ang's asks

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thinking about hazel with a girlfriend who has glasses 😓 they would fog up while they’re making out and hazel loves it so much she’d def would clean her glasses for her or push up her glasses up more when they fall down the bridge of her nose 🥲

AS A GIRLY WHO WEARS GLASSES lord do i have stuff to say about this.

studying with hazel ........... and she notices your glasses starting to slip down your nose while your hunched over your textbook. she calls your name and just slides them up for you <333333333 im blushing ughhhhhhh

AND HER CLEANING YOUR GLASSES WHEN THEY FOG UPPPPPPPPPP she just stops to look at you after a heavy make out session and then takes them off to clean them with the corner of her button up shirt. she's also a dork who likes to take your glasses off and wear them. no matter how many times you warn her about ruining her vision, she keeps them on until her eyes start to hurt. very fascinated at the fact that you can actually see with them on.

and for my girls who wear contacts, i head canon hazel carries her girlfriend's stuff for her all the time so she definitely keeps your glasses (in the case with a cleaning wipe), a contact case, and some contact solution in her bag for when you guys are out and your contacts get dry.

this ask made my blind ass very happy <333

#hazel callahan x reader #hazel bottoms #hazel callahan imagine #hazel callahan #♡ ang’s anons

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god… when shes gullible and kind and a loser and sad and wet and pathetic and insane and puts up a hell of a fight against some giant dude but ultimately gets all bloody and bruised and gets her shit completely and totally rocked…

#loml #hazel callahan

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u are all so so loved by me

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boxer!hazel being pissed off that she lost a match and then taking out her anger on you by fucking you in the ring after everyone left ………………………….,,,,,,

#boxer!hazel

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one shot idea based on “bad idea” by girl in red with toxic college student!hazel ……………… i already have enough au ideas in my drafts so let me not

#♡ angie's announcements #toxic!hazel