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i’m starting a collection

#unbelievably Me post

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i wore red eyeshadow today and this lil mexican boy like 10 yrs old had his silver chain and hat and was all puffed up machismo but got all shy walkin over to the counter and was like “i really love your eyeshadow” in the most genuine awestruck voice. can’t believe i almost didn’t wear it. i almost missed out on bein “masc mexican dude wearing makeup” representation my heart was so full

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VIDEO GAME: SKYRIM

PERSONAL RATING: ★★★★★ 5/5

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES

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St. George and the Dragon, from Edmund Spenser’s Faerie Queene by Walter Crane (1890′s)

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why does he look like the fucking night mother 😭😭😭

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this is the best tweet i've ever seen bar none

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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

#posts that could be about me

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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markiplier problematic because he manipulates fans who are scarable into thinkinb he is evil when he is darkiplier. we gotta do something about this but i don’t know what

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I dont remember why I made hmmboob.png but I’m thankful for it every single day

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jesus in the hades art style

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#Truly

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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

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its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

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