professor-sandalo-fakemonblog

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

Oh wow!!! That’s so cool! I don’t really know any Jolteons, but Mamaw says they’re super zoomy and silly! She made me some of what you humans call hot chocolate and it was really tasty. She let me try the spicy flower one and it was alright, but I liked the one she made for me with the frothy stuff on top!

(Squinches Miss Marnie and Mx/Mr Piers) (well, tries to with smol eevee legs virtually)

Hi! We haven’t talked in a while and because I did extra good fishing, mamaw, the professor, let me get on the rotomputer! How you guys doing?

-Joan the Eevee

( @professor-sandalo-fakemonblog )

We're doin' fine, Joan. Thanks for askin'. Glad t'hear youre doin' well too.

Hi Joan! Oh Did ya hear Jojo evolved recently? She's a jolteon now!

#joan the eevee #professor sandalo fakemonblog #joan the eevee response

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

Yeah, I have those moments, too. Oh, Joan got 1st place in her egg group and age group at her little pageant! I’ll send the pics with the goodies

This may or may not be outta character for me (dependin' on who ya ask) but-

I love my life and I love livin'.

I know my music doesn't always reflect that, but it's true.

Life is good. Live it.

#pkmn rp #professor sandalo reblog

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

Dude, um, you need some homemade treats? I have a fresh batch of lemon drop cookies that I just finished decorating and some chocolate covered espresso beans. And some cayenne lavender hot chocolate bars to make hot chocolate with

This may or may not be outta character for me (dependin' on who ya ask) but-

I love my life and I love livin'.

I know my music doesn't always reflect that, but it's true.

Life is good. Live it.

#pkmn rp #piers rp #concerned professor sandalo reblog

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

#ooc reblog

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

”Don’t be so sensitive” well just because you meant it as a joke doesn’t mean the other party’s feelings aren’t valid

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

Important, reblog because important

#lgbtpeople #lgbtaq #lgbtpride #lgbtq #lgbt #pride flag #maps #fuck maps

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

making an ask game that's Not Like Other Ask Bait

#feel free to rb though #unreality tw #just in case #horror tw

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

So little. So smol. Much precious. Would like to give treats and pats

Oh... Hello, little Borealis. You are... soft. And very pleasantly cool. A gorgeous little girl you are...

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

//Useful information for hormones in general: if you have retained your gonads, doesn’t matter which ones, taking chasteroot/chaste berry supplements can help naturally boost progesterone levels. I suggest this because there’s an increased risk of cancer when taking hormones and I want all my trans and hormone imbalanced humans to have a chance to reduce that risk, with soybeans being good for estrogen.

Ginger and Ashwagandha supplements can help with boosting testosterone levels. Again, this only works if your still have your gonads and it’s a slower process, but it can be safer for those of us (as a hormone imbalanced person myself) as these supplements have other medicinal benefits and are still usually cheaper than the hormones would be. Obviously, you need to exercise caution, but I wanted to make sure this info is known for those who have less access to medical intervention and may have to transition more quietly and discreetly.

@alice-of-hightable @tanxiang-genshin-pokemon

#//ooc you can treat this as in universe or not #hormonal imbalance #trans support #//obligatory not a doctor #rotomblr #pokeblr #genshin rp #john wick rp #//tagging just in case #//tagging my other fandoms just in case

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

She wanted to do a pageant because she saw some pictures of me doing a couple of them myself. She wants to be like her Nana(me) as much as she can.

I think she’ll probably evolve into a sylveon or maybe a ryujeon/ryugeon, based on her behavior. We have to pick out her dress tomorrow and she’s going for her first professional grooming. She is mostly scared of the stage

Hey, I have a question.

When yall get anxious, like about work, what do yall do vs want to do? It can be from needing to yell/wanting to bite all the way to just making noises/flapping your hands/pacing. I’m just wondering…might make a poll about this, actually!

@professor-sandalo-fakemonblog

Well, when I am anxious I do tend t'pace around a bit. Instead though, I'll put on some comfortin' music or write my thoughts and feelin's down.

When I'm feeling bad, I like to go out and train with m'pokemon. They're a good distraction! I like t'go runnin' too, especially 'round the wild area, and just sweat all my anxieties away.

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

Yeah, training sometimes helps. Joan apparently has gotten my same reaction

<lifts arm to show Joan clinging to and biting my arm with her tail puffed from anxiety>

she has a pageant coming up, for reference. She gets bitey when she’s anxious. I chew gum and things to help my chewing/biting response, though

Hey, I have a question.

When yall get anxious, like about work, what do yall do vs want to do? It can be from needing to yell/wanting to bite all the way to just making noises/flapping your hands/pacing. I’m just wondering…might make a poll about this, actually!

@professor-sandalo-fakemonblog

Well, when I am anxious I do tend t'pace around a bit. Instead though, I'll put on some comfortin' music or write my thoughts and feelin's down.

When I'm feeling bad, I like to go out and train with m'pokemon. They're a good distraction! I like t'go runnin' too, especially 'round the wild area, and just sweat all my anxieties away.

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

#//reblog with what you actually do if it’s any different than your vote #rotomblr #pokemon professor #pokeblr #pokemon irl #pkmn irl #fakemon #pokemon #fakemon region #poke poll

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

*deep and dramatic inhale* BAYBEE!

This is Persephone, or Seffie. She crawled up onto the table we use for examining much heavier Pokemon, and decided this was where she was going to be examined today.

Her owner brought her all the way from Cherrygrove to see me. It was just a routine checkup, but it seems many are nervous around Dark-type Pokemon, and the myth of Houndour and Houndoom's flames 'causing burns that never stop hurting' are still prominently told in some areas of Johto.

She was one of the sweetest Pokemon I have met. Even her owner was surprised by how happy she was with me, as she normally is not willing to roll over and show her belly so quickly, but she very much wanted belly rubs from me.

Her family calls her 'Sniffy Seffie', as she loves to poke her nose into everything to investigate. She is still quite young, and sometimes breathes fire when excited, which is what led to the nervousness around her, but that is simply because of how young she is.

Overall, she was simply a delight to work with. Picture posted with permission from her owner.

#unreality #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #art tag #rotomblr #pokeblr #pokemon irl

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

The smol must be posted

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

//i made a horrible mistake and went to Walmart at the second busiest time and am now very bitey and shit because I am very overstimulated because the upcoming thunderstorm is making me hurt

#//ooc post #//ooc you can treat this as in universe or not #//ooc mini rant

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

The baby is BEEG now!!! Yay!

GUYS GUYS!

GUESS WHAT?

JOJO IS A JOLTEON NOW!