Hey does anyone want to clash blows and intercept each other’s attacks as if it were less a fight to the death and more a dance and the culmination of years upon years of trying to end each other bitterly resulting in more familiarity than differences, ironically knowing each other better than anyone else despite our well established and sincere hatred and desire to end the other? lol
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be careful out there. if you die between two graham crackers you go to s'more hell
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Sad Halloween is over? Every day can be scary when you have Anxiety™
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Money for Nothing?
it’s a common misconception that maths is all theoretical; they actually keep the 0 in a vault in France and u can go look at it if u got connections.
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modern nerd woosterposting and friends
The Posts are going viral again so sure, I'll dig through my drafts. Two of these were written for the same story. Can you guess which ones?
previously: millennial nerd bertie wooster for some reason, millennial nerd woosterposting part 2 act 1 act 1, ukridge buys bitcoin, psmith "meets" elon musk, modern nerd bertie wooster goes viral
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I was busy with projects (more to come!) and somehow missed this gem from @powerupcomicstonight, keeping Woosterposting alive. I think you'll agree it's a corker
Millennial Bertie and Jeeves continued - Excerpt from "Jeeves Logs On"
Chug is trying to figure out how to make Jeeves and Wooster work in modern times when it doesn't make sense for Jeeves to be a servant. Here is how they could work as roommates. I don't know why Jeeves still says "sir."
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every tech company in 2023
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Regarding getting Blazed, you can't expect to write about Wooster going viral on Tumblr without someone going "Well, we HAVE to make this go viral on Tumblr. It's destiny and would just be rude to Apollo."
'tumblr users won't commit to THIS bit', i say, taking a big sip from my '100% UNBLAZED POSTS' mug
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WHO BLAZED THIS
modern nerd Bertie Wooster goes viral
previously: millennial nerd bertie wooster for some reason, millennial nerd woosterposting part 2 act 1 act 1, ukridge buys bitcoin, psmith "meets" elon musk
the original Woosterpost hit 4000 notes earlier. please, i'm just a simple lesbian who writes whatever this is
(had to double-check I wasn't referencing a real blog with this one. never change, tumblr)
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modern nerd Bertie Wooster goes viral
previously: millennial nerd bertie wooster for some reason, millennial nerd woosterposting part 2 act 1 act 1, ukridge buys bitcoin, psmith "meets" elon musk
the original Woosterpost hit 4000 notes earlier. please, i'm just a simple lesbian who writes whatever this is
(had to double-check I wasn't referencing a real blog with this one. never change, tumblr)
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LOVE the millennial bertie (and mx. bobbie wickham) adventures! this is probably a long shot but would you ever write millennial psmith??
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I don't know that the canonical Bertie Wooster could be called "progressive" (or "politically engaged" or "aware of anything that's going on outside of his immediate sphere of acquaintances with funny nicknames") but you can't argue he wouldn't support gay marriage. Bertie Wooster neither likes nor understands straight marriage, but he fights for his friends who inexplicably want to do that.
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OP I am kissing your highly whorled and gnarled brain meats tenderly, thank you so much for Millenial Bertie Wooster!
my brain meats thank you
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Contemplating writing a full Woosterposting short story but I might need some research time.
Does anyone have some favorite tertiary Wodehouse characters? I may or may not reference them later
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Followed you, anyone who is deeply dippy about Plum is my sort of mutual. Now you have me imagining a millennial Ukridge investing in bitcoin.
I'm pleasantly stunned by the amount of Wodehouse appreciation on this site! Sure, I'll write you some Ukridge
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everyone’s tags on this post:
millennial nerd woosterposting part 2 act 1 act 1
previous woosterposting: millennial nerd bertie wooster for some reason
i took 8d6 damage writing this and now i deal 8d6 psychic damage to you
Selections from J33V3S 1S TH1S YOU, which does not and should not exist oh god it hurts just to type it
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someone should be in charge of feeding me. not me, obviously. hoo boy, we've seen how THAT worked out
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