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moon snail 🌕

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The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???

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Dande-Lion Angel to celebrate springtime

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Gyrfalcon

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sometimes you have to search up a character on your own blog just to see what a real one is saying about them

#so true

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broke: "nice" character plumbs the asshole's "hidden depths" for a nugget of gentleness & a heart of gold

woke: ...oh, the "nice" person's hidden depths are just them also being an asshole, but with a better mask on

bespoke: it's literally Shrek & Fiona

sunshiney characters who adore the mean grumpy character, platonically or romantically, but not DESPITE them being mean as if that isn’t who the other “really” is deep down. they love it. they think the other is the funniest cleverest most delightful person alive

#eddie murphy vc: ''she's as nasty as you are!''

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Beasts I created by mashing together hammerhead worms, olms, salamanders and snakes… accidentally reinvented the diplocaulus 🤷‍♂️

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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Happy lesbian visibility week/day to every lesbian around the world! I hope you're going to have a wonderful week, wherever you are. Your lesbianism is perfect and needed in the world. In this household, we love and appreciate the diversity of the lesbian experience <3

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

#miss congeniality #miss congeniality (2000) #gifset #karen being miss ny and doing that lil thugged out kiss... icon that she is!

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Omar Ziyadeh, “Nobody Can Identify Their Own Remains, and I Am Unable to Identify My Own” (tr. from Arabic by Alice S. Yousef) [ID’d]

#nobody can identify their own remains and i am unable to identify my own #omar ziyadeh #alice s. yousef #poetry #palestinian literature

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Holy shit, they got Voyager 1 working again!

15 billion miles away and NASA was able to tweak code packages on one of the onboard computers and it worked and Voyager 1 is sending signals back to earth for the first time since November.

Incredible!

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idk I just don't LOVE when I'm like evenly torn between ha ha funny american joke vs some of you have forgotten we have highly armed neonazis just, like, AROUND here

#sundown towns exist... #or like misogynist violence... gay bashing... transphobic violence... #feels too close to the old ''ha ha brotish food bad'' ''yanks have school shootings'' repartee yk? like hmmm

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also like ha ha hee hee but depending on your demographics + surroundings & circumstances sometimes unforch that is the correct amount of paranoia. like no para just noid!

this is still a dis to america, like, clown nation for sure, but we do hear ourselves when it springs out of necessity that we're like, "oh yeah my illegal kubotan keychain, car window smasher & literal rape whistle lol hell yeah hell yeah it's just a source of comfort atp though, just a trinket, a trifle, ik real safety demands bear spray, steel toe boots & a blade"

#whole country got a touch of the patisda #some of it's big time stupid but some of it's like oh right if you're being stalked just consider it purge night lol you will not be saved #wild west nonsense #I simply choose + have been lucky to maintain a lifestyle where I don't need to engage with that degree of hypervigilance #and I can also shoot on top of that lol but it literally never comes up! #the aggro individualism is also stupid but again depending on demographics etc it really MIGHT just be you alone vs sb trying to kill you #culturally: dumb. but for persecuted populations! uh! a scooch necessary!

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american expat on youtube: and something really amazing about moving here is just the safety. i NEVER feel the need to scan my surroundings for road agents and gunmen, or sharpen my keys into cruel blades like i did back in dayton, ohio

#tbf it's dayton ohio so #at times it scooby dooby doo be like that

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

#the power he has... like so true bestie

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#just here bc the bottom ranking choices so far are so funny? #like furry artists. honestly valid you all thrive under capitalism as you should. good luck & godspeed #hairstylist... girl who serves cunt... yeah bc this is tumblr none of you have cosmetology certs or cunt wardrobes or you'd have left by now #underwater basket weaver? yes many of you lack knowledge ofbthis joke or the logistical skillset lol #and frankly the genuine prophet vs insane false prophet divide... we stan a self aware queen lmao