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Little Javier is learning to fish 🐟

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The National in the Eucalyptus music video

#my babies <3

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God the like Generic High Fantasy Elf frustrates me so much as a fan of Tolkiens elves who are like. Both balls to the wall insane and canonically fun at parties

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they are sitting and pondering

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everyone watching nbc hannibal please remember hannibal lecter is supposed to be an aspirational character to admire and emulate. The point is that he's a protagonist you can relate to and idolise, which is what makes it so good.

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as much as I love Baldur's Gate 3 it is. Baffling and infuriating that there is nobody online talking about how in a world as massive and populated as this game's there are 0 fat people in it, anywhere, at all, when we had body sliders in Fallout 3 fifteen fucking years ago

If you want Boy body type you get to be hunk and More Hunk and if you want Girl body type you get to be skinny or skinny with muscles and that's WEIRD, right? It's weird that no one's talking about that?? This is a bizarre regression from a game that advances so much and I would have happily waited another whole year of development for a body slider feature

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Photo by Josh Goldman for The Washington Post

#losercore #my fav babygirls <3

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Resist the Twitterification of tumblr.

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Chapter 2 of Retelling the Hobbit :3

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spotify ask bait:

how many playlists have you made?

do you have one playlist with all your music on it? if you do — how many songs are on it?

how many liked songs do you have?

which is your third liked song?

do you have any local file songs? what are they!

which playlist do you frequent the most?

shuffle your favorite playlist and tell me which song comes up first and your favorite lyric

do you pay for spotify premium or listen to ads?

what comes up as your fourth recently played?

shuffle your daily mix 2 and tell us what song comes up and your favorite lyric!

are your playlists in alphabetical order or sporadic?

how many songs are on your shortest playlist?

how many songs are on your longest playlist?

what is the fifth song on your second favorite playlist?

are you a shuffler or listen in order?

what kind of headphones do you prefer?

do you listen to any podcasts? recommend one?

what artist do you anticipate at the top of your spotify wrapped this year?

do you have any disliked songs?

show us a screenshot of your spotify app right when you open it!

#dunno this sounds like fun #ask

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Nerdanel: we didn't even have a proper wedding - we just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday.

Fëanor: the judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole.

Nerdanel: you begged me to marry you.

Fëanor: it's true, I did.

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#as an italian i love to see my compatriots being salty af 💀 #who hurt you bro why you so mad about a meme

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snoopy of the day

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The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

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mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death