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#that is some #just started playing game that allows for room/house decor #energy right there #buddy pal op - did you just get done talking to Tom Nook about upgrading your tent to a house?

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I'm generally of the opinion that trying to resurrect prematurely cancelled shows is like necromancy—odds are they'll come back wrong.

Except for Galavant. Any Galavant revivial will be funnier the longer it stayed cancelled.

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Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

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I've been having thoughts about Soulmate AU worldbuilding for a long time, both the mechanics of the magic system and how that magic system came to exist (hence that post), but my thoughts only organized themselves recently because I was scrolling along (I was not looking for soulmate fics) and came across a Soulmate AU fic for the DCU. It was some Batman fic, I think.

I've been rewatching the "Justice League" animated series and the "Batman: The Animated Series" cartoon recently, and in the former, magic is very explicitly a part of the DCU. There are gods and demons and wizards and sorcerers and other people who know magic all over this universe. This is where my mind went immediately upon being reminded of Soulmate AUs.

I think it would be funny if Dr. Fate knew exactly how soulmates worked and exactly who is responsible for this magic system. Like, "Oh, yes, soulmates were the work of the Inverse Dimension Immortal Being Asdfghjkl in the year 10,000 BC, and no one's managed to undo the spell yet, though the world has frequently nearly been cast into several apocalypses by people trying. People are not open to hearing this particular explanation, however."

Someone asks Zatanna to get rid of their soulmate mark and she's like, "Uhhhhh, sorry, but I like not having my head exploded by matchmaking demon gods, thanks. It's a personal preference."

(Is just this an Earth thing? Do aliens wake up with writing on their arm one day and go, "What the fuck is this?! Am I sick?!" And eventually they meet a (non-human) Green Lantern or someone who sees it, and that Green Lantern is like, "My condolences, but there's a human out there who has decided you're its mate." And the alien is incredibly pissed off about this, which eventually leads to a screaming fight upon the first meeting, where the unwitting human in question is like, "I didn't choose shit about this, you jackass! Stop destroying my fucking house!!!")

And if you want to do a world where soulmate marks are a brand new problem that everyone is being forced to deal with due to a worldwide spell, then you can just explain why this is all happening by saying, "It's John Constantine's fault." And I'll be like, "Ohhhhh, that makes sense. Please continue."

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it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.

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Coming soon - Carousel standees!

#these look amazing! #i need to get my niece all of them #we almost needed a crowbar to get her off the carosel this past summer

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I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

#played a bunch of party games last night #loved wavelength party mode #i had the best category of '<- movies Godzilla would ruin - movies Godzilla would improve ->'

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The Sandman fandom is fucking hilarious to me bc everyone is like "i wanna put him in a box and study him" or "i wanna put him into Situations :3" and then they DID actually do that in the show like right at the beginning and half of the fanfiction is getting that guy OUT of the Situation.

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but will the horrors survive me???

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so you think you can stone miette and spit in miette’s eye?? so you think you can love miette and leave miette to DIE?? oh mother!! can’t do this to me mother!!!

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I just got Yoshi's Crafter World! Haven't started it yet.

I played

Hades - trying to get the Skeley statues. Only got the 1st one so far.

Pokemom Violet - the dlc came out and this gen has a lot of fav tropes in it storywise.

Silent Hope (Switch) - 7 different characters (with different classes) dungeon crawler.

Baldur's Gate 3 (pc) - my tiefling sorceress keeps failing Ilithid rolls. You need a 2 or higher to pass. It's embarassing and hilarious.

Rune Factory 5 (switch) - i need farmong sims to have a little action or I get bored

Harvestella (Switch) - the first boss demolished me cause I thought this game would be easy breezey.

Animal Crossing (Switch) - mostly with my niece. She's having a blast decorating her island with my bells help

Final Fantasy 16 (ps5) - it felt like a homage to Final Fantasy Tactics

Dragon Quest Builders 2 (switch) - I think I've played and beat this game about 4 times now. I love the story so much.

Jedi Fallen Order (ps5) - honestly another great story for a Jedi post TCW

Jedi Survivor (ps5) - okay so terrible launch aside this game is very and storywise it's leaving me so concerned

Afterimage (pc) - joined the kickstarter for this one

And others but those are the ones I recall

I've been playong a lot of videogames this year and no writing & little reading as well!

What all did you play?

Ooh! Likewise what have you been playing? :D

I've played:

Dragon Age Inquisition (PS4) - replayed the full storyline with a new character

Dragon Age Origins (PC) - a few hours in still

Dynasty Warriors 8: Extreme Legends (PS Vita) - been slowly chipping away at this for years lol

Cats in Time (PC) - completed

Hades (PC + Switch) - storyline completed

Immortals Fenyx Rising (Switch) - storyline completed , on the DLCs now

Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Switch) - only a few hours in so far

Assassin's Creed Odyssey (PC) - only a few hours in still

Cozy Grove (Switch)

Yoshi's Crafted World (Switch) - only just started this since I'm borrowing it from my lil bro

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If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

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Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

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losing my mind at this amazing story from r/dndmemes some people’s dnd adventures are just. So Fucking Cool

here’s the link and the story, it’s Amazing