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#absolutely not… i can not listen to all time low #also i don’t know any other artists from maryland so no #no. thank you

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your average 1830 classicist be like:

#i’m the cousin

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the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

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*kisses you while you're in the middle of infodumping* Sorry, you're just being really sexy right now. Continue.

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It's not that hot.

Barry Keoghan on Hot Ones (02.2024)

#I NEED HIM

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Bestie, your pussy looks so pretty. Mind if I make out with it?

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LANA DEL REY photographed by NADIA LEE COHEN for SKIMS (2024)

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I love this website where else am I going to get BDSM Aftercare tips from people who have never fucked in their life

#i haven’t had sex in 16 months so that’s why i came back to tumblr

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i am a big believer in letting music (and other media) come to you when you're ready for it. you may only know vaguely of an acclaimed beloved artist and suspect that you'd be into them but just... not ever get around to it. and then in 15 years one of their songs just hits you the right way and what a gift to suddenly have all of their works to explore! there is no hurry; what is good is always good.

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#the secret history #🙄 #like it’s getting good im just exhausted after reading three pages

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youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

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hades and persephone except [tells it worse than ever before/the same as every other modern adaptation]

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I laughed so hard I choked on saliva

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Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.