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swiftmurderstuck 7

#WOOOOO #GET HER ASS

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all of the glitched name cards from this week’s game changer for your convenience.

(transcripts and timestamps in the alt text)

#is pppp ppppp a reference to the all p keyboard ??? #REALLY into Zac o’pasta #game changer

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which is definitely not an omen

#WOOOOOO #HORSE TAG

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

#SHISTSISUOEYEIEUWYWUA #laugh tag #turtle #I hope he’s okay </3

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#the FIRST ??????? #HELLO ???? #me and Casey are . 50 episodes into this show and we’re not even halfway done with that is gonna be THE FIRST ARC ??? #ml

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Dinner time with the Pathologic family

#dining together as friends :) #pathologic

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okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother

#GUMAMINA ODILE PERFUME !!! #odette is also so good it’s like the only really floral feminine perfume I like #but odile is NEXT FUCKING LEVEL #it is so so good #I wear it most days #Henry rose menace is also really good #but I only have a sample size of that

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peak sibling energy from grant and siobhan on game changer

#seeing this post before the episode was like huh that’s not what grant looks like. well maybe artistic liberties were taken #game changer

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#IN STARS AND TIME !! #but of these the madoba episode #also how quickly we forget mystery spot the supernatural episode #honorary mention for the life is strange time loop fanfiction I wrote #cause it was Damn Good #it is so funny 2 me that technically life is strange homestuck and taz balance aren’t Actually time loop media #bc they all are To Me

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Mac and Dennis looking at each other Like That in S1E01 // S16E04 ↳ for @divorce-enjoyer

#JEEEESUS #I love you macdennis #iasip

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

#this happens at every fall out boy concert actually

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“My dad with his pet crow in the 1970s.”

#god I wish that was me #bird

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I am determined in my Penumbrification of classic art. This one is inspired by the René Gruau print here:

#I MISS THEM !!!! #oh Juno yellow dress….. #tpp

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They're going crazy on LinkedIn

#god this is just like my friend JSTOR Nick #maybe I should send this to him #homestuck

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#MAKE THOSE THINGS BUGS !!!!!! #I think the lusii thing is cool so that also gets a pass #and mammal I am. ambivalent on. I like when people give them little tails with fluff on the end but I don’t think it makes much sense like. #biologically. #but I think it’s cute #but yeah I do want them to look fucked up and bug like personally #homestuck

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fishcarriage is what I’d use to drive around beautiful princess cindereela <3

#reference to the previous post #fishcarriage is a pun of miscarriage I’m so sorry #Cinderella #Disney #byler #to justify the previous tag #we determined Will would be fish Cinderella in this au #mike can drive the carriage

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FUCK. FISHCARRIAGE

what do you call it when a fish looses its pregnancy?

miscarpage

#DAMMIT