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NOT MY GOOD FRIEND ELTON JOHN!! IS THERE NOTHING SACRED LEFT IN THE WORLD

#I should have known something was wrong when he stopped scuttling away from my hands when I adjusted my pressure regulators a couple daysago #:( what am I going to do without my pet wolf spider at work? #goodbye my good friend elton john 💕 you will be missed

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help the end*r’s g*me shippers found my book sideblog

#JOKE JOKE THIS IS A JOKE #I don’t care if people ship weird things from beloved 1980s science fiction #<-said through gritted teeth by a person who ships weird things from beloved 1980s fantasy

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#I will forever be salty abt mother mother being cringe for teens today because it WAS ALSO MY CRINGE WHEN I WAS A TEEN. #how dare this new generation co-opt MY teenage cringe

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does anyone want to give me career advice :/

#I really don’t particularly enjoy my job rn. Like I don’t hate it like I hated it three months ago #but it’s still not ideal. #BUT my company offers a GOATed tuition reimbursement package #so I could go back to school FOR FREE as long as it’s something the company could use and I work for them for two years post graduation #I just don’t know if I could make it through to the end of a degree while working full time PLUS another two years of work at this company #for a degree I don’t really care about #before getting this job I was thisssssss close to retraining as an x-ray tech #which I could still do. it wouldn’t be free but it would be cheap #and I could eventually train as an MRI tech which is great money #I just. augh #free college is too good to pass up I just don’t like how high stakes my current job is #working while surrounded by thousands of cylinders of compressed gas That Could Kill Me is just. not ideal for my brain #and most career opportunities with a degree in chemistry are similarly hazardous #asdgghfjfjfkfkfhfjk

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TRANS TAPE IS OFF. only took an hour to remove 🥴

#that adhesive does NOT fuck around. holy shit

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“There’s no good three body problem adaptation” wrong. Minecraft Three Body Problem attack

#!!! #TBH I had no idea what was on youtube was s3?? Thank you so much!!! #I thought it was just a really baffling creative decision to start where it did #brb about to fucking BINGE minecraft three body problem properly this time #the three body problem

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legit weeping about bugs, bc they have never been truly defeated

#🐜🐜🐜 #the three body problem

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AUGH another plant in the area burped a lil H2S at noon and now the whole area smells like farts

#oh the glory of working at a chemical plant #I went to the park nearby to try to escape it during lunch but no dice. whole place smelled like ass #spec gas chronicles

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Does the trans tape realistically make that much of a difference? No—it just looks like I’m wearing a slightly-more-compressive-than-normal sports bra (I need more practice applying it I think)

But does it make me feel like the sexiest motherfucker this side of the creek? Yes

#also no back pain waow #I didn’t even really notice the low level back pain until it was gone. Feeling really good!

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nominating s*lo l*veling for most mid anime to ever exist jfc

#dude this shit suuuuucks #it’s not even bad enough to be funny #it’s just boring #but all my coworkers aee watching it and I will be social if it’s the last thing I do 😤

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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

#posts I need to internalize

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NO TITS TUESDAY

#EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR NO TITS TUESDAY

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trans tape now or trans tape later…

#trans tape now is a gamble. idk yet if it will be comfortable through a whole work day #but trans tape later is later 😩

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#the last herald mage #vanyel ashkevron

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Web Novel Weapon Tournament Masterpost

Submissions (includes Character List) - CLOSED Feb. 29th, 2024

Tournament Tag: #web novel weapon tournament

Type: Single Elimination with one Wild Card/revival slot

Posting Time: 12 pm CST (UTC-6) 

Start - End: March 6th, 2024 -- April 20th, 2024

Matches with a 1% difference or less will move on together & 1-3% is at my discretion

Winner: A Rock from Lout of the Count's Family

Final Rankings

A Rock from Lout of the Count's Family

Ruoye & E-ming from Heaven Official's Blessing

Xin Mo from The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System

Schedule / Bracket

[Last Updated: April 21st, 2024]

[Photo ID - a completed color-coded bracket for a 5-round tournament. Round 1 is composed of 12 matches, and Round 2 has 6 matches. Round 3 has three matches. Round 4, the semifinals, has two matches where one of the matches includes a wild card opponent. The finals were between Ruoye & E-ming vs. A Rock. A Rock won, marked with a crown. /End ID]

Completed

Wild Card Polls

Rounds 1 and 2 consisted of the eliminated candidates from their respective rounds, and Round 3 was between the winners of Rounds 1 and 2.

Round 1: Winner: Xuan Su & Chenqing

Round 2: Winner: Windmaster Fan

Round 3: Winner: Chenqing

Round 1: Group A - Wednesday, March 6th-13th, 2024

Polls will begin posting at 12 pm with another poll every 5 minutes. The last poll will open 12:25 pm CST

Bichen vs. Xuan Su - Winner: Bichen

Cheng Luan vs. Longcheng - Winner: Cheng Luan

Xin Mo vs. Jiangui - Winner: Xin Mo

Jiangzai vs. Bu’gui/Guilai - Winner: Bu'gui/Gui'lai

Taerang vs. Xue Zhengyong’s fan - Winner: XZY's fan

Suibian vs. Zidian - Winner: Zidian

Round 1: Group B - Friday, March 8th-15th, 2024

Polls will begin posting at 12 pm with another poll every 5 minutes. The last poll will open 12:25 pm CST

Ruoye vs. E-ming - TIE

Little Palace Mistress’s Whip vs. Zheng Yang - Winner: Zheng Yang

Windmaster Fan vs. Shuoye - Winner: Windmaster Fan

Chenqing vs. Rock - Winner: Rock

Tianwen vs. Hongjing - Winner: Tianwen

Yan Zhen vs. TGCF Final Battle Sword - Winner: TGCF Final Battle Sword

Round 2: March 17th–24th, 2024

Bichen vs. Cheng Luan - Winner: Bichen

Xin Mo vs. Bu’gui/Gui’lai - Winner: Xin Mo

Xue Zhengyong’s Fan vs. Zidian - Winner: Zidian

Ruoye & E-ming vs. Zheng Yang - Winner: Ruoye & E-ming

Windmaster Fan vs. A Rock: Winner: A Rock

Tianwen vs. TGCF Final Battle Sword - Winner: Tianwen

Round 3: March 26th-April 2nd, 2024

Bichen vs. Xin Mo - Winner: Xin Mo

Zidian vs. Ruoye & E-ming - Winner Ruoye & E-ming

A Rock vs. Tianwen - Winner: A Rock

Semifinals: April 4th-11th, 2024

Xin Mo vs. Ruoye & E-ming - Winner: Ruoye & E-ming

A Rock vs. Chenqing [Wild Card]: Winner: A Rock

Finals: April 13th-20th, 2024

Ruoye & E-ming vs. A Rock - Winner: A Rock

Third Place: Xin Mo vs. Chenqing [WC] - Winner: Xin Mo

#FUCK YEAH RANDOM ROCK FROM A WEBNOVEL I'VE NEVER READ LET'S GOOOOOOO

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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.

#the moral panic about this is awful and has real world consequences #my local library is now charging people who do not qualify for a library card #(i.e. people who do not have an address in our county) #FIFTY DOLLARS a year for a library card AND they check your library card at the door #the librarians hate it and they say it’s decreased traffic a lot in just the last month or two since its been implemented #it’s so transparently targeted against homeless folks and low income out-of-district folks who #want to come to our library because it’s the best in the area by a mile #I HATE MY CITY COUNCIL SO MUCH. THEY SUCK SO BAD. THEY RUINED THE LIBRARY

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pacing in circles in the kitchen trying to conjure blorbo thoughts

#NO CAR RIGHT NOW AUGH #STUCK AT HOME WITH NO BLORBO THOUGHTS