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I am honestly deeply curious about people's preferences from this list. Mostly as I just made one of these and brought it to a potluck and it is gone. Leave your distaste for Midwest cuisine at the door please. Yes, all of it will fluff you up for winter, that's like 63% of the point.

But for real? Which one do you just... almost hate yourself for loving the most?

#i picked mac and cheese even though i cant have it bc of ⭐️ gluten issues ⭐️ #but ITS SO GOOD #I also like deviled eggs #and i love watergate salad but only when my mom makes it

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sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

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I hear "the only thing a god's ever given me is a cold shoulder," and I think of Wyll Ravenguard, seventeen years old, young and hopeful, in whose care his father, his hero, the greatest man he knows, has left the entire city of Baldur's Gate to, being faced with imminent destruction and death beyond anything he's ever known, and praying, desperately, with everything he has, to the gods- the ones who were meant to be good and kind and care about the lives of tens of thousands of innocent people- and having the only response be a devil, and she wants his soul.

#bg3 #wyll

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The building of rage

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#huh. do y'all not 'hear' words when you're reading them?

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A husband and wife unexpectedly meet in the same spot, both trying to bury a body

#spy x family

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reblog for sample size !!

#tortoiseshell <3<3

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leather is the halfway point between wood and fabric. and wood is halfway between fabric and metal. fabric is halfway between liquids and metal and liquids are halfway between clouds and fabric. having come back to fabric the best kinds are cotton, linen, and rayon. these are just the laws of nature

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A North Carolina pastor is urging his congregants not to embrace the “God Bless the USA Bible” that includes documents central to the founding of the United States, deriding it as “blasphemous…

#long post #christianity #politics #discourse sorry #THIS!!!!

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public libraries are so sick. there are five books I want to read and they're all relatively new so they're only available in hardback which is so expensive but it just cost me $0 to place holds on them. five books for zero dollars. it requires nothing but clicking a button and then going to the library to pick them up when they're ready. zero dollars. that's crazy

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It's cause you're always balduring that damn gate...three

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she has done so much for society.

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SUCKER PUNCH (2011) dir. Zack Snyder

#MY GIRLLLL #sucker punch

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#yep #polls

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I've started the process of documentation on the last labyrinth, which is...an undertaking.

#I want to eat these

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the reason we know fandom wiki isn't accurate is because it straight up said that gus isn't just as weird as shawn, he just goes along with the antics. fuck right off. he's just as weird IF NOT WEIRDER than shawn. yes he's the "responsible one" but having a job isn't mutually exclusive with being batshit. gus is Weird and Strange and his idea of a good superhero is a guy who tap dances and throws sand in people's eyes

#I'm sorry but that last line is taking me OUT #'his idea of a good superhero is someone who tap dances and throws sand in people's eyes' IM DEAD

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A North Carolina pastor is urging his congregants not to embrace the “God Bless the USA Bible” that includes documents central to the founding of the United States, deriding it as “blasphemous…

#I saw part of this sermon. It's GOOD. #christianity #politics #discourse sorry