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literally what does this mean i’m screaming

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Some of my Pokémon hot takes

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Y'all ever think about how there are just a whole bunch of sets of stairs in the middle of forests that lead nowhere

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i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

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“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” Is such a metal quote. But it’s from fucking. Warrior Cats.

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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I stan a bisexual clapback

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Boys will be boys

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what the fuck is that supposed to mean

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ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

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Every person who likes and reblogs this post will be enrolled in witness protection

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Go watch me make a fool of myself on camera in the name of 🏳️‍🌈Pride™️

#me

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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died